Catastrophic decision to shave the beard. Fire entire staff.
November 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Catastrophic decision to shave the beard. Fire entire staff.
wait when did Mamdani shave down to just a mustache
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
wait when did Mamdani shave down to just a mustache
It was a close shave
Hey folks: Be careful out there tonight. I bought a razor blade and it had a Snickers in it.
October 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
It was a close shave
Tomorrow, I body shave
October 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Tomorrow, I body shave
Body shaved before/after
November 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Body shaved before/after
Gm
I should shave. And sleep for 30 hours
I should shave. And sleep for 30 hours
October 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Gm
I should shave. And sleep for 30 hours
I should shave. And sleep for 30 hours
I need to shave my head and find an ostrich to comfort me for the next 36 hours
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I need to shave my head and find an ostrich to comfort me for the next 36 hours
happy no shave november!
November 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
happy no shave november!
got put in da doll machine for halloween!
November 1, 2026 at 7:26 AM
got put in da doll machine for halloween!
I suppose I should shave for this costume
October 29, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I suppose I should shave for this costume
Cuomo +15 with this shave
November 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Cuomo +15 with this shave
November 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I guess i have to shave down for @giantbritishpup.bsky.social now…
November 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I guess i have to shave down for @giantbritishpup.bsky.social now…
Time For A Shave.
November 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Time For A Shave.
it used to be "no shave november" to raise awareness of prostate cancer but now dudes do "no nut november" and their prostates are in fucking shambles
November 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
it used to be "no shave november" to raise awareness of prostate cancer but now dudes do "no nut november" and their prostates are in fucking shambles
Shave his head, shackle him and send him to CECOT!
November 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Shave his head, shackle him and send him to CECOT!
try not to get too jealous of me but tonight is Wash The Bed Sheets & Shave My Legs Night
November 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
try not to get too jealous of me but tonight is Wash The Bed Sheets & Shave My Legs Night
The lovely woman doing my pedicure just complimented me on my smooth legs. I shave well apparently. Go me!
November 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The lovely woman doing my pedicure just complimented me on my smooth legs. I shave well apparently. Go me!
Hmm.... No-shave November, perhaps?
November 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Hmm.... No-shave November, perhaps?
Day998🔐♾️⛓️💪🏽😈⭕️
Ritual body shave day and throat-training, nip-pumping tasks for MASSTER
Ritual body shave day and throat-training, nip-pumping tasks for MASSTER
November 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Day998🔐♾️⛓️💪🏽😈⭕️
Ritual body shave day and throat-training, nip-pumping tasks for MASSTER
Ritual body shave day and throat-training, nip-pumping tasks for MASSTER
uhhhh I also got a significant shave and haircut today yaaay
November 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
uhhhh I also got a significant shave and haircut today yaaay
Do my own stunts, shave my own head. Cast me!
November 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Do my own stunts, shave my own head. Cast me!