This is your president, the Shithead-in-Chief.
Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏
April 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This is your president, the Shithead-in-Chief.
Half of my mentions are currently versions of the left; half are versions of the right.
March 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Half of my mentions are currently versions of the left; half are versions of the right.
This is because Donald Trump is a shithead.
July 20, 2026 at 1:49 PM
This is because Donald Trump is a shithead.
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
Racist shithead gonna racist shithead.
As a warmup for former President Trump at his MSG rally, Tucker Carlson, who was terminated by Fox News, calls VP Harris "a Samoan-Malaysian low IQ."
October 27, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Racist shithead gonna racist shithead.
burn in hell you shithead murderers
May 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
burn in hell you shithead murderers
so charlie kirk was assassinated by exactly the kind of terminally-online channer shithead he tried to foment
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
so charlie kirk was assassinated by exactly the kind of terminally-online channer shithead he tried to foment
"Why do pro-abortion people act this way" Because you're there, shithead
July 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
"Why do pro-abortion people act this way" Because you're there, shithead
Bluesky had this shithead clocked from the jump
August 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bluesky had this shithead clocked from the jump
Shithead
Chuck Schumer just told CNN, in the wake of Kimmel’s suspension, that “we are not that country.”
Alas we are, now. Maybe not forever. But now.
Alas we are, now. Maybe not forever. But now.
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Shithead
If your business can't function without theft, then your business should not exist. Bye bye, shithead.
March 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If your business can't function without theft, then your business should not exist. Bye bye, shithead.
Get this shithead out of office. He is nothing but ad addict
July 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Get this shithead out of office. He is nothing but ad addict
how's that personal liberty, motherfucker, how are those free markets doing, shithead
April 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
how's that personal liberty, motherfucker, how are those free markets doing, shithead
Rand Paul is a shithead but he’s a (relatively) principled shithead.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Rand Paul is a shithead but he’s a (relatively) principled shithead.
October 27, 2024 at 10:31 AM
What a shithead
Jake Tapper immediately comes on the second after Biden finishes and says "the Republicans ran a tighter ship at their convention."
August 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
What a shithead
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
ok but how about strategic interruptions to embarrass a fascist shithead
After going over poll numbers with his caucus at a meeting this afternoon, Jeffries warned his members to maintain "decorum" and not make any "unforced errors" at the State of the Union tonight, per multiple sources
February 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
ok but how about strategic interruptions to embarrass a fascist shithead
What a shithead
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
What a shithead
"refreshing outsider or secret shithead? oh, secret shithead again"
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"refreshing outsider or secret shithead? oh, secret shithead again"
prominent libertarian “intellectual” try not to be a racist shithead challenge (impossible difficulty)
Tyler Cowen seems to find the anti-Haitian pogrom being whipped up by JD Vance, the political henchman of Cowen's favorite venture capitalist intellectual, Peter Thiel, all so amusing. He's written a post about Haitian cuisine in America but includes the attached addendum.
September 16, 2024 at 1:21 PM
prominent libertarian “intellectual” try not to be a racist shithead challenge (impossible difficulty)
If you've forgotten, Angry Anderson was a shithead.
September 23, 2026 at 6:46 AM
If you've forgotten, Angry Anderson was a shithead.