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🪡 Stitched for myself. 🥰
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern by ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern by ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🪡 Stitched for myself. 🥰
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern by ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern by ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
🪡 Stitched for my partner. 💙
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern adapted from ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern adapted from ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
🪡 Stitched for my partner. 💙
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern adapted from ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
🕰️ 2024
🌐 Pattern adapted from ShitpostSampler (tumblr)
#crossstitch #crossstitchgallery
One of my most beloved finishes! It's still a favorite even though metallic thread is awful to work with.
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crafting #xstitch #xstitching #finishedobject #subversivecrossstitch #shitpostsampler #eattherich
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crafting #xstitch #xstitching #finishedobject #subversivecrossstitch #shitpostsampler #eattherich
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 AM
One of my most beloved finishes! It's still a favorite even though metallic thread is awful to work with.
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crafting #xstitch #xstitching #finishedobject #subversivecrossstitch #shitpostsampler #eattherich
#crossstitch #crossstitching #crafting #xstitch #xstitching #finishedobject #subversivecrossstitch #shitpostsampler #eattherich
Banged out another Shitpost Sampler at the show yesterday. Someone asked if it was a Game of Thrones reference...but I have no idea because I haven't watched or read it lol. I just stitch things.
#crossstitch #wheremystitchesat #shitpostsampler
#crossstitch #wheremystitchesat #shitpostsampler
March 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Banged out another Shitpost Sampler at the show yesterday. Someone asked if it was a Game of Thrones reference...but I have no idea because I haven't watched or read it lol. I just stitch things.
#crossstitch #wheremystitchesat #shitpostsampler
#crossstitch #wheremystitchesat #shitpostsampler
March 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There's a Cross Stitching feed! There's also a Cross Stitch Designers feed where you can see designers post about their patterns. Lots of designers here who make the type of stuff you like.
For snark, try shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
For snark, try shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
shitpostsampler
shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
March 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
There's a Cross Stitching feed! There's also a Cross Stitch Designers feed where you can see designers post about their patterns. Lots of designers here who make the type of stuff you like.
For snark, try shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
For snark, try shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
(to be clear because this is rah's replies and thus will go outside my usual circles - I am not shitpostsampler, I've just done a bunch of their patterns because they're delightful lol)
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
(to be clear because this is rah's replies and thus will go outside my usual circles - I am not shitpostsampler, I've just done a bunch of their patterns because they're delightful lol)
I know this is two but I couldn't decide which one fit better. D:
I feel like my account is one of the two depending on the day.
I feel like my account is one of the two depending on the day.
October 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I know this is two but I couldn't decide which one fit better. D:
I feel like my account is one of the two depending on the day.
I feel like my account is one of the two depending on the day.
based on the legendary tumblr post:
Reblog by @shitpostsampler · 1 image
💬 315 🔁 456010 ❤️ 345142 · Prism and Fry are definitely being lazy bums due to the Blaze and Praise weekend, but-
This is one of our most requested to-dos, and we feel like @itsafckingsnickersba…
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January 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
based on the legendary tumblr post:
Finished! Now it just needs a wash. And I nees to not have anything to do with backstitching for a good long while. Pattern from Shitpost Sampler. #crossstitch #goodomens #shitpostsampler https://www.instagram.com/p/ByWZjazl4I_/?igshid=a0v493ion02s
November 13, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Finished! Now it just needs a wash. And I nees to not have anything to do with backstitching for a good long while. Pattern from Shitpost Sampler. #crossstitch #goodomens #shitpostsampler https://www.instagram.com/p/ByWZjazl4I_/?igshid=a0v493ion02s
I just got into cross-stitching the last year, and this is my favorite designer so far! shitpostsampler.sellfy.store. Mostly they make me laugh. But also many of the patterns are pretty quick to do, which I like too.
shitpostsampler
shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
November 13, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I just got into cross-stitching the last year, and this is my favorite designer so far! shitpostsampler.sellfy.store. Mostly they make me laugh. But also many of the patterns are pretty quick to do, which I like too.
I just shared this off facebook and I thought only my friends would see this.... wasn't expecting so many likes O__O I did not make this! Shitpostsampler did! it is watermarked, but gonna plug links anyways! please support them T_T
ko-fi.com/shtpostsampl...
www.instagram.com/spsampler/
ko-fi.com/shtpostsampl...
www.instagram.com/spsampler/
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October 31, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I just shared this off facebook and I thought only my friends would see this.... wasn't expecting so many likes O__O I did not make this! Shitpostsampler did! it is watermarked, but gonna plug links anyways! please support them T_T
ko-fi.com/shtpostsampl...
www.instagram.com/spsampler/
ko-fi.com/shtpostsampl...
www.instagram.com/spsampler/
If you want to be absolutely unserious about your craft, one of my favorite places to get patterns is here, where they just make Tumblr posts into patterns. It's pay-what-you-can and a few of them are simple enough for beginners: shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
shitpostsampler
shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you want to be absolutely unserious about your craft, one of my favorite places to get patterns is here, where they just make Tumblr posts into patterns. It's pay-what-you-can and a few of them are simple enough for beginners: shitpostsampler.sellfy.store
As some have pointed out, this is cross-stitch.
You can find amazing patterns with the same unruly sentiments at shitpostsampler.sellfy.store <3
You can find amazing patterns with the same unruly sentiments at shitpostsampler.sellfy.store <3
October 5, 2024 at 6:27 AM
As some have pointed out, this is cross-stitch.
You can find amazing patterns with the same unruly sentiments at shitpostsampler.sellfy.store <3
You can find amazing patterns with the same unruly sentiments at shitpostsampler.sellfy.store <3
Found it! Shitpostsampler
January 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Found it! Shitpostsampler
Ah, here it is: aerialsquid.tumblr.com/post/1887701...
Tentacular Investigations
Made a talis (Jewish prayer shawl) bag for my mom with the pattern from @shitpostsampler. It seemed ironic enough to be funny. Came out not bad, for my second zipper bag ever.
aerialsquid.tumblr.com
December 4, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Ah, here it is: aerialsquid.tumblr.com/post/1887701...
Got myself all of the Shitpostsampler cross-stitch patterns, now I just need to grab some Aida and floss. 🤭
January 28, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Got myself all of the Shitpostsampler cross-stitch patterns, now I just need to grab some Aida and floss. 🤭