U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/
February 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/
blah blah football purism, whatever, chaotic shootouts rule
MORE TOUCHDOWNS
MORE TOUCHDOWNS
January 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
blah blah football purism, whatever, chaotic shootouts rule
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MORE TOUCHDOWNS
some movie shootouts are more memorable than others :)
March 27, 2026 at 5:59 PM
some movie shootouts are more memorable than others :)
World Cup shootouts are emotional abuse.
June 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
World Cup shootouts are emotional abuse.
I don't know how people survive penalty shootouts. I'm having a stroke just watching on tv
June 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I don't know how people survive penalty shootouts. I'm having a stroke just watching on tv
For the Americans:
White smoke = majority gov't
Black smoke = minority gov't
Red smoke = We gotta go penalty shootouts to see who's better at handling a puck
White smoke = majority gov't
Black smoke = minority gov't
Red smoke = We gotta go penalty shootouts to see who's better at handling a puck
ok i give up. are canadians voting for a new pope
April 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
For the Americans:
White smoke = majority gov't
Black smoke = minority gov't
Red smoke = We gotta go penalty shootouts to see who's better at handling a puck
White smoke = majority gov't
Black smoke = minority gov't
Red smoke = We gotta go penalty shootouts to see who's better at handling a puck
Shootouts rule, actually.
December 10, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Shootouts rule, actually.
Less firin', more hirin',
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.
- Gospel of George and Whatnot
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.
- Gospel of George and Whatnot
April 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Less firin', more hirin',
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.
- Gospel of George and Whatnot
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.
- Gospel of George and Whatnot
V hard to make a normal family drama without shootouts or superpowers or something these days
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
V hard to make a normal family drama without shootouts or superpowers or something these days
Tex makes shootouts look easy
September 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Tex makes shootouts look easy
at least shootouts are honest
I mean. It could be a shootout
February 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
at least shootouts are honest
Dak Prescott is going to throw for 8,000 yards this season trying to win weekly shootouts
September 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Dak Prescott is going to throw for 8,000 yards this season trying to win weekly shootouts
Start screaming about the pardoned j6er getting into shootouts with cops!
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Start screaming about the pardoned j6er getting into shootouts with cops!
In penalty shootouts full of nerves, Hannah Hampton stayed ice cold 🥶🧤
📸: hannahhampton_, @optajoe.com
📸: hannahhampton_, @optajoe.com
July 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In penalty shootouts full of nerves, Hannah Hampton stayed ice cold 🥶🧤
📸: hannahhampton_, @optajoe.com
📸: hannahhampton_, @optajoe.com
Incredible scenes! I don’t really know how to deal with watching an England football team who just win penalty shootouts!
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Incredible scenes! I don’t really know how to deal with watching an England football team who just win penalty shootouts!
Two particularly unique penalty shootouts today.
We have 28 matches left, lol. TWENTY-EIGHT.
We have 28 matches left, lol. TWENTY-EIGHT.
June 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Two particularly unique penalty shootouts today.
We have 28 matches left, lol. TWENTY-EIGHT.
We have 28 matches left, lol. TWENTY-EIGHT.
Despite only playing 67 times for Liverpool in all competitions, Caoimhín Kelleher has won more penalty shootouts (4) and saved more penalties in shootouts (6) than any other goalkeeper in the club's entire history.
Farewell Kweev! #LFC
Farewell Kweev! #LFC
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Despite only playing 67 times for Liverpool in all competitions, Caoimhín Kelleher has won more penalty shootouts (4) and saved more penalties in shootouts (6) than any other goalkeeper in the club's entire history.
Farewell Kweev! #LFC
Farewell Kweev! #LFC
If ICE were really going after "hardened criminals" I'd expect to hear about a lot more, or hell ANY, shootouts.
June 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If ICE were really going after "hardened criminals" I'd expect to hear about a lot more, or hell ANY, shootouts.
Winning their playoff penalty shootouts in 2024 AND 2025?
The @washingtonspirit.com live for the pressure 🤌
The @washingtonspirit.com live for the pressure 🤌
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Winning their playoff penalty shootouts in 2024 AND 2025?
The @washingtonspirit.com live for the pressure 🤌
The @washingtonspirit.com live for the pressure 🤌
THE 60'S WERE FUCKING NUTS!!! PEOPLE HAD SHOOTOUTS WITH COPS IN ARMORED CARS!!!!! SNIPERS SHOT IT OUT WITH THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!!! PEOPLE THREW DYNOMITE AT POLICE LINES!!!!!!!
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
a thread for when anyone says "protest like the 60s civil rights movement"
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June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
THE 60'S WERE FUCKING NUTS!!! PEOPLE HAD SHOOTOUTS WITH COPS IN ARMORED CARS!!!!! SNIPERS SHOT IT OUT WITH THE NATIONAL GUARD!!!!!! PEOPLE THREW DYNOMITE AT POLICE LINES!!!!!!!
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
Early season shootouts are a brutal watch
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Early season shootouts are a brutal watch
how do u guys watch shootouts all the time this is exhausting
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
how do u guys watch shootouts all the time this is exhausting
NEW MANGA ANNOUNCEMENT: Love Bullet
You've asked for it and we GOT IT! The highly anticipated GL manga from inee that exploded with support last year is coming out in English print! Get ready for love-infused shootouts in a world where a cupid's tools aren't a bow and arrow—it's guns!
You've asked for it and we GOT IT! The highly anticipated GL manga from inee that exploded with support last year is coming out in English print! Get ready for love-infused shootouts in a world where a cupid's tools aren't a bow and arrow—it's guns!
May 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
NEW MANGA ANNOUNCEMENT: Love Bullet
You've asked for it and we GOT IT! The highly anticipated GL manga from inee that exploded with support last year is coming out in English print! Get ready for love-infused shootouts in a world where a cupid's tools aren't a bow and arrow—it's guns!
You've asked for it and we GOT IT! The highly anticipated GL manga from inee that exploded with support last year is coming out in English print! Get ready for love-infused shootouts in a world where a cupid's tools aren't a bow and arrow—it's guns!
Got another Exo-Force set and big shootouts to my wife's wife for buying me the famous 'Tree #1'
December 14, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Got another Exo-Force set and big shootouts to my wife's wife for buying me the famous 'Tree #1'
shootouts to the original inspiration.
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
shootouts to the original inspiration.