My shortlegs greet your shortlegs.
February 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
My shortlegs greet your shortlegs.
Feeling nostalgic for the days you could post "Daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortlegs" and get 100k likes.
August 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Feeling nostalgic for the days you could post "Daddy longlegs implies the existence of mommy shortlegs" and get 100k likes.
My partner: how’s the resume coming along?
Me, 2 hours into writing “Sgt. Shortlegs, The Crime-Fighting Corgi”: Oh, right, THAT’S why I opened Word.
Me, 2 hours into writing “Sgt. Shortlegs, The Crime-Fighting Corgi”: Oh, right, THAT’S why I opened Word.
May 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My partner: how’s the resume coming along?
Me, 2 hours into writing “Sgt. Shortlegs, The Crime-Fighting Corgi”: Oh, right, THAT’S why I opened Word.
Me, 2 hours into writing “Sgt. Shortlegs, The Crime-Fighting Corgi”: Oh, right, THAT’S why I opened Word.
watching longlegs with shortlegs
October 13, 2024 at 1:05 AM
watching longlegs with shortlegs
Everybody Hates Johnny Shortlegs
parental advisory explicit lyrics
parental advisory explicit lyrics
October 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Everybody Hates Johnny Shortlegs
parental advisory explicit lyrics
parental advisory explicit lyrics
All wing and no legs...
A junior Pickie (Arctic tern).
For today's theme of #shortlegs for #BirdOfTheDay
#Papay #Orkney #islandofbirds
A junior Pickie (Arctic tern).
For today's theme of #shortlegs for #BirdOfTheDay
#Papay #Orkney #islandofbirds
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM
All wing and no legs...
A junior Pickie (Arctic tern).
For today's theme of #shortlegs for #BirdOfTheDay
#Papay #Orkney #islandofbirds
A junior Pickie (Arctic tern).
For today's theme of #shortlegs for #BirdOfTheDay
#Papay #Orkney #islandofbirds
You've heard of 'daddy longlegs' (gentle and docile harvestmen spiders) now get ready for daddy shortlegs (gentle and docile Kamil and his proportionally long torso)
September 27, 2026 at 3:42 AM
You've heard of 'daddy longlegs' (gentle and docile harvestmen spiders) now get ready for daddy shortlegs (gentle and docile Kamil and his proportionally long torso)
March 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I got blocked by Mommy Shortlegs and all I got was this stupid t shirt
July 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I got blocked by Mommy Shortlegs and all I got was this stupid t shirt
thinking about that time at work that a mutual came thru my till and called me Mommy Shortlegs and the person I was working with basically had an aneurysm and passed out
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
thinking about that time at work that a mutual came thru my till and called me Mommy Shortlegs and the person I was working with basically had an aneurysm and passed out
Diminua um filme sutilmente:
Shortlegs
Shortlegs
Diminua um filme sutilmente
Dias normais (2023)
Dias normais (2023)
Quarteto Legal
August 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Diminua um filme sutilmente:
Shortlegs
Shortlegs
At the moment I'm running a Ponyfinder RP offline (a seriously done MLP pathfinder setting).
So here is some pony art!
Snuggle Hug, a shortlegs cleric of Lashtada (the goddess of love).
So here is some pony art!
Snuggle Hug, a shortlegs cleric of Lashtada (the goddess of love).
July 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
At the moment I'm running a Ponyfinder RP offline (a seriously done MLP pathfinder setting).
So here is some pony art!
Snuggle Hug, a shortlegs cleric of Lashtada (the goddess of love).
So here is some pony art!
Snuggle Hug, a shortlegs cleric of Lashtada (the goddess of love).
Whoosh !
I am as graceful as a gazelle, a snow gaz… ok, not that but you know … wait. What was I saying?
#dogsofbluesky
#gazelle
#shortlegs
I am as graceful as a gazelle, a snow gaz… ok, not that but you know … wait. What was I saying?
#dogsofbluesky
#gazelle
#shortlegs
December 23, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Whoosh !
I am as graceful as a gazelle, a snow gaz… ok, not that but you know … wait. What was I saying?
#dogsofbluesky
#gazelle
#shortlegs
I am as graceful as a gazelle, a snow gaz… ok, not that but you know … wait. What was I saying?
#dogsofbluesky
#gazelle
#shortlegs
Shortlegs team unite
July 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Shortlegs team unite
queria saber se shortlegs é bom mesmo ou só hype
September 2, 2024 at 7:14 PM
queria saber se shortlegs é bom mesmo ou só hype
Longlegs this, Longlegs that, when is someone going to ask about Shortlegs
July 6, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Longlegs this, Longlegs that, when is someone going to ask about Shortlegs
And after reaching the center of the tombs, we discovered it was actually an ancient cassino still working around!! The owner Mr. Munny Shortlegs was so happy to see us gathering items for a museum that he gave us a statue of himself (with promo material) 😅
#pixelart ・ #ドット絵 ・ #Mayseum #Tombs 7
#pixelart ・ #ドット絵 ・ #Mayseum #Tombs 7
May 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
sad for you, mommy shortlegs.
July 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
sad for you, mommy shortlegs.
Honestly, I'm way more excited about Sgt Shortlegs
May 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Honestly, I'm way more excited about Sgt Shortlegs
Puppy slumber party! #dachshund #doxie #dach #dachshundoftheday #dachshundofinstagram #teckel #shortlegs #sausagedog #hotdogs #weinerdog #weiner #ween #weinerdogsofinstagram #miniaturedachshund #longhaireddachshund #smoothdoxie
February 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM