#shower-thoughts
October 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Shower Thoughts™

"Were you born yesterday or something?" could be a legitimate question AND an insult to an Attendant
October 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Was speaking shower thoughts in the shower, and was immediately jaronabanged after using the adjective "flowery" for the first time since finishing Deltarune Chapter 5.
October 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Sexualtiy shower thoughts deffered to another day
October 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A shower is nature’s way of hitting the reset button—cleaning not just the body but also the clutter of thoughts.
October 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
He could've probably saved us all from his thoughts had he done that in the shower this morning.
October 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Shower Thoughts ™️ with David Tennant

*speechless*

NippleCount.exe has stopped working
October 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I'm sure YouTube should be renamed "Unoriginal shower thoughts"
October 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Shower thoughts:
"Adopting" an adoptable shouldn't be a reselling business for others. People who follow a big artist and are the first people to jump when they make an adoptable, then they shouldn't be reselling them within a year of purchase. You spent $500 for that character, own it.
October 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
A shower is nature’s way of hitting the reset button—cleaning not just the body but also the clutter of thoughts.
October 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Shower thoughts
October 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The best way to save water is to never shower alone. 🚿 My favorite shower thoughts are always the ones that start with steam and end with Amanda, You, and Me.

Any volunteers to help us go green? 💦

#ShowerThoughts #RealCouple #DirtyMinds #FLSwingers #Lifestyle
October 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I mean, the idea of an automated account dumping fortune cookie statements, or "shower thoughts" isn't new, and there's a load of things out there that people happily engage with. Like the "User was blocked for this" bot, which I...don't understand, but fun is fun, right?

But this seems daft...
October 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My tl will show me the most uplifting motivational posts, the most beautiful pieces of artwork, and also the most bullshit inside jokes/shower thoughts ever given digital flesh and I believe all of these gifts should be valued equally
October 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Thoughts show up in the shower, in a meeting, on a walk. By the 10pm journal slot they're gone. Drop the slot, say it when it's on your mind. #journaling #ADHD

https://www.notka.ai/blog/journaling-for-adhd?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=blog-journaling-for-adhd-reel
October 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Also random tidbit but what is it about being in the shower that produces the best thoughts??? I have no idea what it is about the environment that produces a eureka effect for me, but it does without fail 😭😆
October 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
shower thoughts:
scrooge is wario from wario land
louie is wario from warioware
October 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
shower thoughts: never catching up on sleep is committing sleep tax evasion
October 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Shower thoughts ✨️
October 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I need to start posting here more but I never know what to write

I don’t have that many interesting shower thoughts and I barely play Grand Live and I’m a little burnt out on JP

Uhhhhhh
October 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Shower/bed thoughts
October 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Day 4! We are going strong. We removed the cage for shower and shave today but otherwise have been good! Spider will not stop thinking horny thoughts.
October 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Super cliche, but I always take a shower. Shower thoughts are my guaranteed cure for writer's block!
October 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A shower is nature’s way of hitting the reset button—cleaning not just the body but also the clutter of thoughts.
October 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM