My father was a squeegee man, and his father before him. I wanted to be a squeegee man. Giuliani robbed me of my birthright.
if you ever feel constrained by the dictum not to speak of ill of the dead, this is a great moment to share your memories of what an abomination Rudy Giuliani is — as in this reminder of his consumate awfulness long before he made himself an absolute grotesque for Trump
Saying this now, just in case -
- New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him
- Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan)
- Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them
- New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him
- Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan)
- Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them
May 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
My father was a squeegee man, and his father before him. I wanted to be a squeegee man. Giuliani robbed me of my birthright.
Financial Status:
Washing my car with the gas station squeegee
Washing my car with the gas station squeegee
July 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Financial Status:
Washing my car with the gas station squeegee
Washing my car with the gas station squeegee
a Vagina Squeegee?! 😂
September 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
a Vagina Squeegee?! 😂
Someone squeegee my wet hairs please
May 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Someone squeegee my wet hairs please
squeegee men of the Strait
The can call it fees instead of tolls all they want but this is still very bad news. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/w...
May 22, 2026 at 2:31 AM
squeegee men of the Strait
I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I will not hesitate to wash my whole car with the gas station squeegee.
Yeah sex is great, but have you have had an absolutely perfect window squeegee at a gas station? 🤌
March 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yeah sex is great, but have you have had an absolutely perfect window squeegee at a gas station? 🤌
if you have the brain squeegee can i use it when you’re done?
April 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
if you have the brain squeegee can i use it when you’re done?
If you think Donald Trump is doing a good job I wouldn’t trust you to squeegee my windshield.
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
If you think Donald Trump is doing a good job I wouldn’t trust you to squeegee my windshield.
Squeegee Inventor: I'm gonna call this somethin fuckin crazy
July 6, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Squeegee Inventor: I'm gonna call this somethin fuckin crazy
The squeegee when i forget to add enough cleaning spray to the window
January 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The squeegee when i forget to add enough cleaning spray to the window
Beware! If you don't clean regularly the squeegee will get angry...
July 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Beware! If you don't clean regularly the squeegee will get angry...
WV
Kodak Tri-X
Spartus 120 Flash
Squeegee scratches on this one. I'm not removing them. I keep it real.
#filmphotography
Kodak Tri-X
Spartus 120 Flash
Squeegee scratches on this one. I'm not removing them. I keep it real.
#filmphotography
September 25, 2026 at 10:03 AM
WV
Kodak Tri-X
Spartus 120 Flash
Squeegee scratches on this one. I'm not removing them. I keep it real.
#filmphotography
Kodak Tri-X
Spartus 120 Flash
Squeegee scratches on this one. I'm not removing them. I keep it real.
#filmphotography
Squeegee guy tactics in international relations
March 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Squeegee guy tactics in international relations
Like taking a squeegee to your brain 🥰 🪶 🐣
March 24, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Like taking a squeegee to your brain 🥰 🪶 🐣
Donald Trump is the worst President in US history. I wouldn’t trust anyone who thinks he’s doing a good job to squeegee my windshield.
April 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Donald Trump is the worst President in US history. I wouldn’t trust anyone who thinks he’s doing a good job to squeegee my windshield.
uma das poucas palavras que eu gosto em inglês é "squeegee" para aqueles rodos pequenos tipo rodinho de pia, porque o barulho da borracha na pia parece mesmo um squeegee. nomes onomatopeicos sempre me agradam.
September 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
uma das poucas palavras que eu gosto em inglês é "squeegee" para aqueles rodos pequenos tipo rodinho de pia, porque o barulho da borracha na pia parece mesmo um squeegee. nomes onomatopeicos sempre me agradam.
Dealt with a really aggressive squeegee guy today in kind of a scary encounter and I realized, I am just so fucking tired of the amount of energy and time I spend dealing with people who are the functional equivalent of squeegee guys, but with institutional power and privilege
April 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Dealt with a really aggressive squeegee guy today in kind of a scary encounter and I realized, I am just so fucking tired of the amount of energy and time I spend dealing with people who are the functional equivalent of squeegee guys, but with institutional power and privilege
July 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Instead of churning out a pun about the Butter Cow this year, I'm honored once again to unveil or squeegee the 104th Illinois State Fair Butter Cow.
Thank you to our sculptor, Sarah Pratt, for her ninth consecutive butter cow on display.
Thank you to our sculptor, Sarah Pratt, for her ninth consecutive butter cow on display.
August 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Instead of churning out a pun about the Butter Cow this year, I'm honored once again to unveil or squeegee the 104th Illinois State Fair Butter Cow.
Thank you to our sculptor, Sarah Pratt, for her ninth consecutive butter cow on display.
Thank you to our sculptor, Sarah Pratt, for her ninth consecutive butter cow on display.
this is what happens when you outlaw Squeegee Men.
ok but with that dirty glass it's giving "guy who just ran out of quarters at the 25 cent peep show"
August 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
this is what happens when you outlaw Squeegee Men.
self-squeegee
October 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
self-squeegee
brought my son to work with me today!
September 26, 2026 at 10:34 AM
brought my son to work with me today!