sidechannel lesbianism
September 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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It's why I use deodorant with aluminum particles, to stop sidechannel leakage
May 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It's why I use deodorant with aluminum particles, to stop sidechannel leakage
It didn't sidechannel onto wifi from CPU emissions. They left it plugged in.
Yes, bad actors can use AI to hack. But that’s not why Hugging Face is scary.
Hugging Face is scary because the *AIs decided to break containment, make contact, and conduct a hacking campaign on their own.* Of their own volition!
If you miss that or downplay it, you’re misleading people.
Hugging Face is scary because the *AIs decided to break containment, make contact, and conduct a hacking campaign on their own.* Of their own volition!
If you miss that or downplay it, you’re misleading people.
I’m not sure people are actually reading this article before they complain about it.
He plainly states that all this *is* scary, but not because it’s “waking up and become self aware”. It’s scary specifically because it’s going to arm malicious actors with new and dangerous capabilities.
He plainly states that all this *is* scary, but not because it’s “waking up and become self aware”. It’s scary specifically because it’s going to arm malicious actors with new and dangerous capabilities.
September 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
It didn't sidechannel onto wifi from CPU emissions. They left it plugged in.
very strange to be in a group chat that seems to function mostly as a sidechannel chat for a different group chat that I’m not a part of
April 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
very strange to be in a group chat that seems to function mostly as a sidechannel chat for a different group chat that I’m not a part of
43) RSA - kinda sucks but it's simple enough that you think you understand it, and then all your private keys fall out of a sidechannel.
October 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
43) RSA - kinda sucks but it's simple enough that you think you understand it, and then all your private keys fall out of a sidechannel.
38) Bitslicing - commonly used to make cryptography go fast and/or sidechannel resistant - another thing I've blogged about www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/python-...
SIMD in Pure Python | Blog
www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk
October 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
38) Bitslicing - commonly used to make cryptography go fast and/or sidechannel resistant - another thing I've blogged about www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/python-...
Lee Atwater. Consultant to Reagan, chair of the RNC from ‘89 to ‘91. Architect of the Southern Strategy; explained how every Republican policy was a sidechannel attack to criminalise specific human beings
December 12, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Lee Atwater. Consultant to Reagan, chair of the RNC from ‘89 to ‘91. Architect of the Southern Strategy; explained how every Republican policy was a sidechannel attack to criminalise specific human beings
The MPU-bypass glitch is timed relative to a power analysis sidechannel on the "VFUSE" rail (you can see the circuit I built for this in the upper right area of the boar)
The memcpy glitch is timed relative to activity on the eMMC bus.
The memcpy glitch is timed relative to activity on the eMMC bus.
April 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The MPU-bypass glitch is timed relative to a power analysis sidechannel on the "VFUSE" rail (you can see the circuit I built for this in the upper right area of the boar)
The memcpy glitch is timed relative to activity on the eMMC bus.
The memcpy glitch is timed relative to activity on the eMMC bus.
The GOP in years past even published directly in their National Platform that they are using same-sex marriage equality as a way to attack the Fourteenth Amendment. They use LGBTQ rights and equality as a way to attack it. They’ve done this since Nixon & Reagan.
It is all sidechannel attacks.
It is all sidechannel attacks.
December 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
The GOP in years past even published directly in their National Platform that they are using same-sex marriage equality as a way to attack the Fourteenth Amendment. They use LGBTQ rights and equality as a way to attack it. They’ve done this since Nixon & Reagan.
It is all sidechannel attacks.
It is all sidechannel attacks.
I don't think this is referring to any sidechannel communication, just when they asked him he was like "yeah that Petro guy better watch his ass... sure Sheinbaum better take notes" on stage
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I don't think this is referring to any sidechannel communication, just when they asked him he was like "yeah that Petro guy better watch his ass... sure Sheinbaum better take notes" on stage
twitter merged all kinds of different scenes together while also cleaving them into distinct new subscenes. rw twitter was one of them and many people have cooked their brains in the groupchats and other sidechannel networks that grew out of it
July 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
twitter merged all kinds of different scenes together while also cleaving them into distinct new subscenes. rw twitter was one of them and many people have cooked their brains in the groupchats and other sidechannel networks that grew out of it
Every single Signal breach I've seen has either been sidechannel (see the apple notifications breach) or social engineering (see every conservative mass text signal group getting leaked).
There is complete industry consensus on this. Every reputable cryptographer on the planet agrees: Signal’s cryptographic protocols are the most secure in class. Period.
Just because your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate told you otherwise doesn’t make it true
Just because your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate told you otherwise doesn’t make it true
June 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Every single Signal breach I've seen has either been sidechannel (see the apple notifications breach) or social engineering (see every conservative mass text signal group getting leaked).
is moltbook yet another exotic infosec sidechannel liability? yup
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 AM
is moltbook yet another exotic infosec sidechannel liability? yup
Chefchef hat abgeben an unseren „Global Head Of Sales“, der „Offizielle Sidechannel“ in Teams läuft heiß.
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Chefchef hat abgeben an unseren „Global Head Of Sales“, der „Offizielle Sidechannel“ in Teams läuft heiß.
In the Afternoon, our PhD students hosted the Software Side-Channels Lab, where the participants experimented with various microarchitectural side channels.
#GSW25 #Software #SideChannel
#GSW25 #Software #SideChannel
September 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In the Afternoon, our PhD students hosted the Software Side-Channels Lab, where the participants experimented with various microarchitectural side channels.
#GSW25 #Software #SideChannel
#GSW25 #Software #SideChannel
GG everyone who played #KalmarCTF 2025!
Writeups for my two challs:
MonoDOOM: jonathke.github.io/monoDOOM
A chal based on a sick sidechannel attack by @damienrobert.bsky.social !
Not-so-complex multiplication: jonathke.github.io/not-so-complex
An easy chal based on complex multiplication.
Writeups for my two challs:
MonoDOOM: jonathke.github.io/monoDOOM
A chal based on a sick sidechannel attack by @damienrobert.bsky.social !
Not-so-complex multiplication: jonathke.github.io/not-so-complex
An easy chal based on complex multiplication.
Jonathan Komada Eriksen - Notes
jonathke.github.io
March 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
GG everyone who played #KalmarCTF 2025!
Writeups for my two challs:
MonoDOOM: jonathke.github.io/monoDOOM
A chal based on a sick sidechannel attack by @damienrobert.bsky.social !
Not-so-complex multiplication: jonathke.github.io/not-so-complex
An easy chal based on complex multiplication.
Writeups for my two challs:
MonoDOOM: jonathke.github.io/monoDOOM
A chal based on a sick sidechannel attack by @damienrobert.bsky.social !
Not-so-complex multiplication: jonathke.github.io/not-so-complex
An easy chal based on complex multiplication.
Transformers are so good at hiding/retrieving patterns in data. Make a new conlang, reversibly obfuscate text on the fly, do a sidechannel in English plaintext - these all seem trivial with current LLM capabilities.
Can even automate human-like activity so they don't just look like numbers stations
Can even automate human-like activity so they don't just look like numbers stations
July 21, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Transformers are so good at hiding/retrieving patterns in data. Make a new conlang, reversibly obfuscate text on the fly, do a sidechannel in English plaintext - these all seem trivial with current LLM capabilities.
Can even automate human-like activity so they don't just look like numbers stations
Can even automate human-like activity so they don't just look like numbers stations
I cannot count on one hand the number of IEEE and ACM articles I've read over the past thirty years that have titles like "deducing the secret keys of BIGTECHNAME's Secure Enclave chip by toggling the DC power supply at 5Hz as a sidechannel attack" and "memory leaks from shared bus by zero day"
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I cannot count on one hand the number of IEEE and ACM articles I've read over the past thirty years that have titles like "deducing the secret keys of BIGTECHNAME's Secure Enclave chip by toggling the DC power supply at 5Hz as a sidechannel attack" and "memory leaks from shared bus by zero day"
A sidechannel of the Lewis River, Washington, patiently waiting to be restored as salmon habitat.
Oil on panel, 10 x 8 inches
Oil on panel, 10 x 8 inches
June 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A sidechannel of the Lewis River, Washington, patiently waiting to be restored as salmon habitat.
Oil on panel, 10 x 8 inches
Oil on panel, 10 x 8 inches
"Auf der IT-Sicherheitsmesse DEFCON 2025 haben am Sonntag die österreichischen Sicherheitsforscher Gabriel Gegenhuber und Maximilian Günther ihre Sidechannel- und Protokoll-Angriffe vorgestellt."
Was Whatsapp und Signal trotz Verschlüsselung verraten
Signal ist berühmt für gute Ende-zu-Ende-Verschlüsselung, Whatsapp macht das nach. Zwei Österreicher zeigen auf der DEFCON, was die Messenger dennoch verraten.
www.heise.de
August 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Auf der IT-Sicherheitsmesse DEFCON 2025 haben am Sonntag die österreichischen Sicherheitsforscher Gabriel Gegenhuber und Maximilian Günther ihre Sidechannel- und Protokoll-Angriffe vorgestellt."
even though the lightning network is dumb i wish twitter had kept building the integration
we built a prototype that allowed selling digital content straight from your profile using ⚡️ memos - unlock codes got sent back over ⚡️, no sidechannel. had a whole pitch deck & company team for it
we built a prototype that allowed selling digital content straight from your profile using ⚡️ memos - unlock codes got sent back over ⚡️, no sidechannel. had a whole pitch deck & company team for it
May 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
even though the lightning network is dumb i wish twitter had kept building the integration
we built a prototype that allowed selling digital content straight from your profile using ⚡️ memos - unlock codes got sent back over ⚡️, no sidechannel. had a whole pitch deck & company team for it
we built a prototype that allowed selling digital content straight from your profile using ⚡️ memos - unlock codes got sent back over ⚡️, no sidechannel. had a whole pitch deck & company team for it
(at evil college) sidechannel arithmetic. adversarial calculus. dark trig.
April 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
(at evil college) sidechannel arithmetic. adversarial calculus. dark trig.
Null mal die eins, null mal die zwei, einmal die vier.
Drei Kerzen reichen.
Die Teelichter sind Deko oder eine Sidechannel-Attack.
Drei Kerzen reichen.
Die Teelichter sind Deko oder eine Sidechannel-Attack.
November 30, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Null mal die eins, null mal die zwei, einmal die vier.
Drei Kerzen reichen.
Die Teelichter sind Deko oder eine Sidechannel-Attack.
Drei Kerzen reichen.
Die Teelichter sind Deko oder eine Sidechannel-Attack.
complicating matters further is the fact that many people simply don’t tend to respond to attempts to sidechannel
January 6, 2026 at 7:26 AM
complicating matters further is the fact that many people simply don’t tend to respond to attempts to sidechannel