Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits https://theonion.com/wifes-muscular-sidepiece-challenged-to-battle-of-wits/
July 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Wife’s Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits https://theonion.com/wifes-muscular-sidepiece-challenged-to-battle-of-wits/
fiance AND the sidepiece? like, really???
September 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
fiance AND the sidepiece? like, really???
I don't think she cares about the sidepiece, just the publicity about the sidepiece.
August 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I don't think she cares about the sidepiece, just the publicity about the sidepiece.
You can’t even take your sidepiece to a Coldplay concert anymore. That’s wild
July 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You can’t even take your sidepiece to a Coldplay concert anymore. That’s wild
Where we are: Former DHS secretary’s sidepiece/unofficial staffer allegedly demanded bribes from for-profit prison operator for federal ethnic-cleansing contracts. Explosive (if not surprising) reporting from NBC
WHOA. Lewandowski is accused of demanding fees from a private prison company to steer them ICE contracts, at a time when he was widely known to be running DHS on Kristi Noem's behalf, then punishing them when they didn't pay up.
Congress should conduct a full and bipartisan investigation into this.
Congress should conduct a full and bipartisan investigation into this.
Some DHS contractors told White House officials they were asked to pay Corey Lewandowski
Some companies complained to the Trump administration that Lewandowski has stood to personally profit from the DHS contracting process. Lewandowski denies the allegations.
www.nbcnews.com
March 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Where we are: Former DHS secretary’s sidepiece/unofficial staffer allegedly demanded bribes from for-profit prison operator for federal ethnic-cleansing contracts. Explosive (if not surprising) reporting from NBC
genuinely thought you meant main like the computer is the sidepiece
June 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
genuinely thought you meant main like the computer is the sidepiece
well let's at least save our pathetic sidepiece (it's digimon tuesday) www.twitch.tv/drawfeeshow
January 28, 2026 at 12:04 AM
well let's at least save our pathetic sidepiece (it's digimon tuesday) www.twitch.tv/drawfeeshow
Kinda weird how Mike Vrabel keeps calling the backup QB a "sidepiece"
September 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Kinda weird how Mike Vrabel keeps calling the backup QB a "sidepiece"
Cannot imagine how upset Billy Corgan is that he has to say "I wanna thank Sidepiece and everybody stick around for Mustard" tonight. He must be so mad he has to say two band names that are dumber than his own.
July 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Cannot imagine how upset Billy Corgan is that he has to say "I wanna thank Sidepiece and everybody stick around for Mustard" tonight. He must be so mad he has to say two band names that are dumber than his own.
And Former Secretary Noem, please take your sidepiece with you.
BREAKING: The Border Patrol's Greg Bovino has been ousted from his role of "Commander at Large"—and Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski could be next to lose their jobs, sources tell @nickmiroff.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
And Former Secretary Noem, please take your sidepiece with you.
2026 Nuclear XIV Family Unit be like
Beautiful GNC Frontlines Wife
Retired Transgender Raider Husband
Fashion Hunting Sondaughter
Woke Housing Dog
Fishing Main Sidepiece
Beautiful GNC Frontlines Wife
Retired Transgender Raider Husband
Fashion Hunting Sondaughter
Woke Housing Dog
Fishing Main Sidepiece
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
2026 Nuclear XIV Family Unit be like
Beautiful GNC Frontlines Wife
Retired Transgender Raider Husband
Fashion Hunting Sondaughter
Woke Housing Dog
Fishing Main Sidepiece
Beautiful GNC Frontlines Wife
Retired Transgender Raider Husband
Fashion Hunting Sondaughter
Woke Housing Dog
Fishing Main Sidepiece
Somehow Corey managed to commit conduct unbecoming of a sidepiece.
Where we are: Former DHS secretary’s sidepiece/unofficial staffer allegedly demanded bribes from for-profit prison operator for federal ethnic-cleansing contracts. Explosive (if not surprising) reporting from NBC
WHOA. Lewandowski is accused of demanding fees from a private prison company to steer them ICE contracts, at a time when he was widely known to be running DHS on Kristi Noem's behalf, then punishing them when they didn't pay up.
Congress should conduct a full and bipartisan investigation into this.
Congress should conduct a full and bipartisan investigation into this.
March 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Somehow Corey managed to commit conduct unbecoming of a sidepiece.
"who is the most ridiculous sidepiece in the federal government"
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
"who is the most ridiculous sidepiece in the federal government"
Satan's sidepiece doesn't like the Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Satan's sidepiece doesn't like the Pope.
really it's selfish of you not to let me hold space for my sidepiece
March 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
really it's selfish of you not to let me hold space for my sidepiece
This Tummy Tuesday fine I admit let me be your sidepiece right side preferably.
May 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
This Tummy Tuesday fine I admit let me be your sidepiece right side preferably.
sidepiece horny house tour last night really lived up to its name I had so much fun omg
March 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
sidepiece horny house tour last night really lived up to its name I had so much fun omg
Same. I’m not a sidepiece you hide from people. If you’re embarrassed of me, I’m embarrassed of you.
March 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Same. I’m not a sidepiece you hide from people. If you’re embarrassed of me, I’m embarrassed of you.
...do I get my government-rationed sidepiece yet?
November 16, 2024 at 5:53 AM
...do I get my government-rationed sidepiece yet?
SOOO the group cleric used spiritual weapon and summoned a broom and is swatting at the BBEG's sidepiece
September 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
SOOO the group cleric used spiritual weapon and summoned a broom and is swatting at the BBEG's sidepiece
No but doing bits with your Republican sidepiece might be
April 21, 2026 at 11:53 PM
No but doing bits with your Republican sidepiece might be
Wow, Elon’s d*ck is WAY bigger than Trump’s. Well played Bezos, I see your thinly-veiled shit stirring between President Adderall & President Ketamine and raise you a ‘who has a hotter sidepiece’
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Wow, Elon’s d*ck is WAY bigger than Trump’s. Well played Bezos, I see your thinly-veiled shit stirring between President Adderall & President Ketamine and raise you a ‘who has a hotter sidepiece’