The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit
April 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit
The simultaneous hops amused me
May 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The simultaneous hops amused me
Rooting for simultaneous double KO
Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano come back for MMA bout set for May in Inglewood
Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano come back for MMA bout set for May in Inglewood
MMA trailblazer Gina Carano and UFC Hall of Famer Ronda Rousey will fight May 16 at Intuit Dome. Jake Paul's Most Valuable Promotions will promote the bout that will stream live on Netflix.
www.latimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Rooting for simultaneous double KO
I hope all 23 Democratic Attorneys General open up simultaneous investigations into Elon's extraordinary lawlessness and depravity.
To increase Grok’s popularity, xAI embraced making sexualized material, rolling back guardrails and ignoring internal warnings about the risks of producing such content, according to more than a half-dozen former employees of X and xAI.
Inside Musk’s bet to hook users that turned Grok into a porn generator
Under pressure to boost its popularity, Elon Musk’s xAI loosened guardrails and relaxed controls on sexual content, setting off internal concern.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I hope all 23 Democratic Attorneys General open up simultaneous investigations into Elon's extraordinary lawlessness and depravity.
The true heroes of any Trump presidency have to be the simultaneous translators.
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The true heroes of any Trump presidency have to be the simultaneous translators.
Not any kind of expert on these things -- but it strikes me that a simultaneous stock market and bond market meltdown is REALLY ominous.
April 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not any kind of expert on these things -- but it strikes me that a simultaneous stock market and bond market meltdown is REALLY ominous.
He doing so much SIMULTANEOUS STUPID its hard for media to stay on one topic but.....
April 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He doing so much SIMULTANEOUS STUPID its hard for media to stay on one topic but.....
Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”
Alexander Hamilton would be engaged in 475 simultaneous flame wars at all times on roughly 37 different platforms, including Wikipedia talk pages
I think if you grabbed any famous thinker from centuries ago and showed them Wikipedia and told them it was free for anyone to access, they would say it is humanity's crowning achievement and would be indifferent to the moon landings, modern medicine, flight, or anything else you showed them
June 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Alexander Hamilton would be engaged in 475 simultaneous flame wars at all times on roughly 37 different platforms, including Wikipedia talk pages
Faces in simultaneous ecstasy 💦💦💦
November 26, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Faces in simultaneous ecstasy 💦💦💦
mitch mcconnell is in recovery after undergoing the classic “3 in 1” emilia perez suite of simultaneous surgeries
July 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
mitch mcconnell is in recovery after undergoing the classic “3 in 1” emilia perez suite of simultaneous surgeries
mine is the Uniform Simultaneous Death Act
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform...
August 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
mine is the Uniform Simultaneous Death Act
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform...
Watching simultaneous fireworks and lightning bolts is a surreal experience, like we’re going to war with the sky and it’s fighting back
July 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Watching simultaneous fireworks and lightning bolts is a surreal experience, like we’re going to war with the sky and it’s fighting back
that sound you just heard was an entire metropolitan area achieving simultaneous orgasm
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani announces click-to-cancel rule for NYC.
This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers.
This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.
This rule is aimed at guaranteeing New Yorkers can cancel subscriptions as easily as they sign up — and stopping corporations from trapping customers.
This will save New Yorkers up to $162.5 million per year.
July 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
that sound you just heard was an entire metropolitan area achieving simultaneous orgasm
i enthusiastically support the simultaneous impeachment of donald trump and bill clinton
I think Republicans are overestimating liberals' emotional attachment to Bill Clinton.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i enthusiastically support the simultaneous impeachment of donald trump and bill clinton
🤩💥 Several simultaneous strikes on substations in Donetsk region!
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🤩💥 Several simultaneous strikes on substations in Donetsk region!
simultaneous orgasm
February 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
simultaneous orgasm
At this moment, Kyiv is repelling a simultaneous attack by Kinzhal missiles, ballistic (other) and cruise missiles. Russia is targeting energy infrastructure.
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At this moment, Kyiv is repelling a simultaneous attack by Kinzhal missiles, ballistic (other) and cruise missiles. Russia is targeting energy infrastructure.
the cart and the horse should be simultaneous
July 20, 2024 at 1:02 AM
the cart and the horse should be simultaneous
My week was a train wreck inside a dumpster fire with a non-zero chance of a simultaneous asteroid strike.
But, we survived. Onward.
But, we survived. Onward.
May 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My week was a train wreck inside a dumpster fire with a non-zero chance of a simultaneous asteroid strike.
But, we survived. Onward.
But, we survived. Onward.
"I pray in this holy month that you find peace and respect for yourself."
The simultaneous sincerity of the concern and insult is masterful.
The simultaneous sincerity of the concern and insult is masterful.
March 1, 2026 at 9:13 AM
"I pray in this holy month that you find peace and respect for yourself."
The simultaneous sincerity of the concern and insult is masterful.
The simultaneous sincerity of the concern and insult is masterful.
There must have been another, simultaneous march elsewhere because I don’t recognise this one.
August 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There must have been another, simultaneous march elsewhere because I don’t recognise this one.
Mike Waltz at the U.N.? Great - now classified information comes with simultaneous translation.
May 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Mike Waltz at the U.N.? Great - now classified information comes with simultaneous translation.
probably got covid again simultaneous with this lightning strike
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
probably got covid again simultaneous with this lightning strike