October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A bunch of crypto people are mad at Matt Levine for incorrectly stating that a guy named Slorg had something to do with burning a token called Slerf. I can't stop laughing at the furious replies of "SIR, YOU HAVE INSULTED SLORG"
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March 19, 2024 at 8:25 PM
A bunch of crypto people are mad at Matt Levine for incorrectly stating that a guy named Slorg had something to do with burning a token called Slerf. I can't stop laughing at the furious replies of "SIR, YOU HAVE INSULTED SLORG"
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my partner said she needed a rubber ducky slorg and so:
June 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
my partner said she needed a rubber ducky slorg and so:
0.5s before she has a delicious suspiciously slorg shaped snack
November 29, 2024 at 5:20 PM
0.5s before she has a delicious suspiciously slorg shaped snack
August 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Drawing of a Christmas Zafara with Slorg pal. Characters from Neopets. Created in 2023.
December 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Drawing of a Christmas Zafara with Slorg pal. Characters from Neopets. Created in 2023.
a lotta yall still dont get it. slorg holders can use multiple slerf juices on a single slorg
March 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it. slorg holders can use multiple slerf juices on a single slorg
"Bloomberg issued a correction after mistakenly reporting that 'Slorg burnt Slerf'" is a straightforward recounting of fact
Among the many, many virtues of Max Read's always excellent The Year in Weird and Stupid Futures feature is how it carries on the part of the Gawker Voice that so many people experienced as scabrous snark but which was just stating things clearly and plainly
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December 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
"Bloomberg issued a correction after mistakenly reporting that 'Slorg burnt Slerf'" is a straightforward recounting of fact
a lotta yall still don't get it
slerf holders can slorg several slerfs on a single slog
so if you have 1 slog and 3 slerfs you can slorg 3 new slogs
slerf holders can slorg several slerfs on a single slog
so if you have 1 slog and 3 slerfs you can slorg 3 new slogs
A bunch of crypto people are mad at Matt Levine for incorrectly stating that a guy named Slorg had something to do with burning a token called Slerf. I can't stop laughing at the furious replies of "SIR, YOU HAVE INSULTED SLORG"
twitter.com/matt_levine/...
twitter.com/matt_levine/...
March 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
a lotta yall still don't get it
slerf holders can slorg several slerfs on a single slog
so if you have 1 slog and 3 slerfs you can slorg 3 new slogs
slerf holders can slorg several slerfs on a single slog
so if you have 1 slog and 3 slerfs you can slorg 3 new slogs
him and his new petpet s̶l̶o̶r̶g̶ frog
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
him and his new petpet s̶l̶o̶r̶g̶ frog
conversando com as mesmas pessoas nas dms do bsky, do insta E no whats sobre assuntos diferentes
Neopets Slorg: Sliding Into Your NMS
Alt: Neopets pink Slorg with pink text: Sliding Into Your NMS
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June 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
conversando com as mesmas pessoas nas dms do bsky, do insta E no whats sobre assuntos diferentes
Couldn't get it out of my head this week, so here's @hesper.positivt.space if she was the petpet "Slorg" from Neopets.
No thoughts. Head empty. Unbothered. Thriving.
No thoughts. Head empty. Unbothered. Thriving.
April 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Couldn't get it out of my head this week, so here's @hesper.positivt.space if she was the petpet "Slorg" from Neopets.
No thoughts. Head empty. Unbothered. Thriving.
No thoughts. Head empty. Unbothered. Thriving.
in the midnight hour
she cried slorg, slorg, slorg
she cried slorg, slorg, slorg
March 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
in the midnight hour
she cried slorg, slorg, slorg
she cried slorg, slorg, slorg
Did you hear? Slorg burned the Slerf coins
A bunch of crypto people are mad at Matt Levine for incorrectly stating that a guy named Slorg had something to do with burning a token called Slerf. I can't stop laughing at the furious replies of "SIR, YOU HAVE INSULTED SLORG"
twitter.com/matt_levine/...
twitter.com/matt_levine/...
March 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Did you hear? Slorg burned the Slerf coins
HOW DARE YOU THROW SLORG UNDER THE BUS HES NOT INVOLVED WITH SLERF
March 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
HOW DARE YOU THROW SLORG UNDER THE BUS HES NOT INVOLVED WITH SLERF
imagine being a modern business analyst and confusing slerf and slorg. just resign at this point
March 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
imagine being a modern business analyst and confusing slerf and slorg. just resign at this point
Bloomberg CEO: Matt, I'm sorry, but you defamed Slorg by saying he burnt Slerf, and so I have to fire you
Matt Levine: I understand, I am sorry to Mr. Bloomberg and to Slorg
Matt Levine: I understand, I am sorry to Mr. Bloomberg and to Slorg
March 19, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Bloomberg CEO: Matt, I'm sorry, but you defamed Slorg by saying he burnt Slerf, and so I have to fire you
Matt Levine: I understand, I am sorry to Mr. Bloomberg and to Slorg
Matt Levine: I understand, I am sorry to Mr. Bloomberg and to Slorg
Neopets icon commission! Ty peo and his Slorg friend, aren't they cute together? 😭
I'm almost done with my queue so I may do another opening during today.
I'm almost done with my queue so I may do another opening during today.
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Neopets icon commission! Ty peo and his Slorg friend, aren't they cute together? 😭
I'm almost done with my queue so I may do another opening during today.
I'm almost done with my queue so I may do another opening during today.