This is Smarch erasure.
November 2, 2026 at 5:14 AM
This is Smarch erasure.
Do you really want four weeks of Smarch weather?
November 2, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Do you really want four weeks of Smarch weather?
I thought that was Smarch
Smarch Lousy
ALT: Smarch Lousy
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November 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I thought that was Smarch
Lousy Smarch elections
November 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Lousy Smarch elections
Fortunately it also means we spring ahead through Smarch!
November 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Fortunately it also means we spring ahead through Smarch!
Smarch, on the other hand, is real.
Homer Simpson's Lousy Smarch Weather
Alt: Homer Simpson's Lousy Smarch Weather
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October 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Smarch, on the other hand, is real.
Lousy Smarch weather
October 28, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Lousy Smarch weather
My calendar says it’s the month of sm—SMARCH?? Oh god damnit, this is an AI generated calendar??
November 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
My calendar says it’s the month of sm—SMARCH?? Oh god damnit, this is an AI generated calendar??
YES! Perfect example.
Every time it's cold outside, I'd say "stupid Smarch weather!"
Every time it's cold outside, I'd say "stupid Smarch weather!"
October 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
YES! Perfect example.
Every time it's cold outside, I'd say "stupid Smarch weather!"
Every time it's cold outside, I'd say "stupid Smarch weather!"
In Smarch we rest.
November 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
In Smarch we rest.
I’d want to move there, but the weather is nuts…
Homer Simpson's Lousy Smarch Weather
ALT: Homer Simpson's Lousy Smarch Weather
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November 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I’d want to move there, but the weather is nuts…
Lousy Smarch songs
October 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lousy Smarch songs
Halloween was a bust this year. Lousy Smarch weather.
November 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Halloween was a bust this year. Lousy Smarch weather.
It used to be no one wanted to do anything in Smarch and that’s why it was removed.
October 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It used to be no one wanted to do anything in Smarch and that’s why it was removed.
If it was colder I’d have worn my Red Wings and been floating on air all day. Lousy Smarch weather…
November 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
If it was colder I’d have worn my Red Wings and been floating on air all day. Lousy Smarch weather…
Smarch Manning
October 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Smarch Manning
We were overdue for some Smarch Manning tonight.
October 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
We were overdue for some Smarch Manning tonight.
"Lousy Smarch weather..."
"Do not touch Willie. Good advice!"
"Do not touch Willie. Good advice!"
October 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Lousy Smarch weather..."
"Do not touch Willie. Good advice!"
"Do not touch Willie. Good advice!"
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October 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
ALSO and just as importantly:
We are looking for YOUR help: the more we can fundraise, the more robust December's issue can be.
Your support will embiggen this issue!
Don't wait until Smarch: be the Santa's Little Helper you want to see in the world and support @contingent-mag.bsky.social. TYVM.
We are looking for YOUR help: the more we can fundraise, the more robust December's issue can be.
Your support will embiggen this issue!
Don't wait until Smarch: be the Santa's Little Helper you want to see in the world and support @contingent-mag.bsky.social. TYVM.
We already had to cut Smarch for budgetary reasons
October 24, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We already had to cut Smarch for budgetary reasons
