#smokeshow
Congressman Colorado Smokeshow (D)
November 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
God forbid a man be a smokeshow
November 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
fondly remembering when some rando was like ‘matt christman and sean kb had strokes because they both have 10/10 smokeshow wives.’ you know what i’ll take it
November 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Ode to a Smokeshow ~ Hamlets,towns,villages and cities
Ain't nothing more picturesque than Smokeshow titties
November 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Smokeshow Sam
November 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Someone said he was a "smokejumper" but they heard "smokeshow"
November 5, 2026 at 2:24 AM
And the Smokejumper Smokeshow from Montana!
November 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Smokejumping smokeshow

Whoa
Also, because I can’t help myself: dude is an actual real life smokejumper.

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November 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Smokejumpin' smokeshow, no lie
November 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Former smokejumper, current smokeshow.
This was also a solid victory for sex appeal.
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Democrat Sam Forstag will win the race for Montana's 1st District, CNN projects. The former smokejumper will become the first Democrat elected to the US House from the state in almost three decades. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4sDwDFz
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I STILL feel like specifically redefining Hela as the Goddess of Death instead of the afterlife, and being played by Cate Blanchett in full smokeshow mode, was perfect setup for Thanos' infatuation and STILL they whiffed it
(Imo having Thanos be a half-baked Malthusian instead of being madly in love with the personification of Death was one of the biggest unforced errors of the MCU. Ruins the Infinity Saga)
November 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
smokejumper, more like smokeshow amirite
November 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The Montana Smokeshow won.

He's Representative Smokeshow now.
Breaking News: Sam Forstag, a former union leader and smoke jumper, won western Montana’s House race, flipping the seat and becoming the first Democrat elected to the House in the state in more than 30 years. nyti.ms/4AeMJbo
November 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
As Luke and Andrew pointed out, that smokejumper is a smokeshow.
November 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Smokejumper smokeshow won.
Breaking News: Sam Forstag, a former union leader and smoke jumper, won western Montana’s House race, flipping the seat and becoming the first Democrat elected to the House in the state in more than 30 years. nyti.ms/4AeMJbo
November 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
smokeshow
November 5, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Why don't the Avengers make it so that Death isn't a smokeshow.
November 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
smokeshow jumper
Breaking News: Sam Forstag, a former union leader and smoke jumper, won western Montana’s House race, flipping the seat and becoming the first Democrat elected to the House in the state in more than 30 years. nyti.ms/4AeMJbo
November 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Like a 90% chance this is the exact conditions for new years fireworks that = smokeshow
Good night, Bluesky!

The Space Needle through the mist, Seattle, Washington
November 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
This is the new Democratic rep from Montana, Sam Forstag, a smoke jumper.

And also, a smokeshow.
November 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
pulls the master sword out of the temple of time revealing myself to be a sbbw smokeshow with hips half as wide as i am tall and boobs that required 47 programmers working 80 hour weeks for 4 months to stop from clipping into my own clothes
November 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I’m a grownup who just looked up Sam Forstag and was, like, “Former smokejumper? More like smokeSHOW, amiright?”
November 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I was a little too young for the Debra Winger era but she was an underrated smokeshow in the 80s.
Urban Cowboy is such a good movie. I just saw it for the first time this year.

Really late to the game on that one
the cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like
November 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM