#smoothgroin
He should never live the smoothgroin thing down.
November 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If Klippy gets on his "smoothgroin" kick again I am going to dedicate my life to sending him pictures of Ossoff's ass until he goes insane
November 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Smoothgroin Dems FTW!
November 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Ken Klippenstein fleeing the country before the smoothgroin hordes fall upon him.
hmm I was told that Nazi tattoo rapist Graham Platner was the only Dem who could beat Susan Collins a year ago so I'm confused re these numbers suggesting a random guy could just roll in and be competitive in 4 months with way less money and zero PR from the ppl who shoved Platner down our throats
November 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Has anyone checked in with the smoothgroin coalition
November 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
god, not another smoothgroin moment
November 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
friends don't let friends repost ken klippenstein
November 3, 2026 at 5:30 AM
graham planter’s durability shows that the era of smoothgroin politicians is coming to an end
November 4, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Ken Klippenstein found in a ditch eating his own shit and hair over that "smoothgroin politics" article
I think it's very funny that libs were like, if we don't back the tough guy reddit creep who says slurs, had half a dozen side pieces, and has multiple assault allegations, Maine is lost! And then this regular guy I've never even heard of won.
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
did ken klippenstein ever apologize for calling everyone a smoothgroin if they didn't want to vote for the rapist
November 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Smoothgroin sweep!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
idk what kenny klippz did now but ill talk shit on that smoothgroin any day and twice on sundays
November 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
And called Buttigieg a smoothgroin
November 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
November 6, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I would have gotten radical plastic surgery, changed my name, and found a new line of work after that whole smoothgroin debacle, but sure, Ken.
November 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Yeah I checked out totally on “smoothgroin”
November 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Look, I know I'm just a humble smoothgroin here, Ken, but I just don't understand why you wouldn't share your real bangers with the people of BlueSky. Don't we deserve your wisdom? 😭
November 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
And she was toppled by a smoothgroin
November 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Is there a reason we're listening to Ken Smoothgroin about anything at all
Maybe because Mike Collin’s body has yet to be found
November 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Yea big time, he wrote that "smoothgroin" article about it
November 6, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Ken was doing fucked up stuff before Plattner and the smoothgroin bullshit. He won't address this, lord knows I've tried, because there was no good excuse.

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The Ken that goes on shows run by Matt Gaetz and Steve Bannon?
November 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ken Klippenstein going "smoothgroin" for the guy with the Nazi tattoo right before he's outted as a creep was pretty high up there.
the haley stevens meltdown is the funniest arc in US politics in years, big fan here
November 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
ken "platner heralds the end of *smoothgroin politicians*" k
November 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM