July 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
its a new animal and you can see it in the world ☝️😮
January 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
its a new animal and you can see it in the world ☝️😮
It’s not dust. It’s history glitter’.
August 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It’s not dust. It’s history glitter’.
I'll request a bucket of smotes, please.
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'll request a bucket of smotes, please.
just out there being Joyce Carol GOATs
(please spare me from her choice feral smotes!)
(please spare me from her choice feral smotes!)
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
just out there being Joyce Carol GOATs
(please spare me from her choice feral smotes!)
(please spare me from her choice feral smotes!)
imagining Wishbone doing the move where Matt Damon just smotes a dude with two axes tied together and chuckling merrily
July 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
imagining Wishbone doing the move where Matt Damon just smotes a dude with two axes tied together and chuckling merrily
I have as little time for Catholics as I do for Zionists.
Both torn from the same cloth of "I am better than you,because my sky fairy loves me and smotes you"
Both torn from the same cloth of "I am better than you,because my sky fairy loves me and smotes you"
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have as little time for Catholics as I do for Zionists.
Both torn from the same cloth of "I am better than you,because my sky fairy loves me and smotes you"
Both torn from the same cloth of "I am better than you,because my sky fairy loves me and smotes you"
Hope He smotes somebody for you.
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hope He smotes somebody for you.
They actually said "The Sin Of Empathy"? What these MFers wont come up with. Lord. If there is a God I hope she smotes them.
January 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They actually said "The Sin Of Empathy"? What these MFers wont come up with. Lord. If there is a God I hope she smotes them.
Rosalie can’t be a DnD character as too high a charisma & smotes monsters too easily
youtu.be/HdmpdVpjJzo?...
youtu.be/HdmpdVpjJzo?...
Face to Face with Rosalie Cunningham from Purson
YouTube video by Spinefarm Records
youtu.be
August 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Rosalie can’t be a DnD character as too high a charisma & smotes monsters too easily
youtu.be/HdmpdVpjJzo?...
youtu.be/HdmpdVpjJzo?...
The time my dad mentioned it was the first time I'd encountered any pushback. I thought it was hilarious.
But perhaps it's easier to believe in a fiery underground chap who's not very nice if you already believe in a floaty-in-the-sky chap who's apparently lovely (unless he smotes you)?
But perhaps it's easier to believe in a fiery underground chap who's not very nice if you already believe in a floaty-in-the-sky chap who's apparently lovely (unless he smotes you)?
January 13, 2024 at 10:35 AM
The time my dad mentioned it was the first time I'd encountered any pushback. I thought it was hilarious.
But perhaps it's easier to believe in a fiery underground chap who's not very nice if you already believe in a floaty-in-the-sky chap who's apparently lovely (unless he smotes you)?
But perhaps it's easier to believe in a fiery underground chap who's not very nice if you already believe in a floaty-in-the-sky chap who's apparently lovely (unless he smotes you)?
What if The Rapture™ is not where god takes you to heaven because he's smitten with you, but instead he just smotes all the problematic folks so the rest of us can live our allegedly 'goddamn' lives in fucking peace? 👋 Then we finally start on our space communism path as foretold by Star Trek. 🖖
September 22, 2023 at 6:48 PM
What if The Rapture™ is not where god takes you to heaven because he's smitten with you, but instead he just smotes all the problematic folks so the rest of us can live our allegedly 'goddamn' lives in fucking peace? 👋 Then we finally start on our space communism path as foretold by Star Trek. 🖖
It’s a Nero moment followed later tonight with the Yahweh smotes the oligarchs
June 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It’s a Nero moment followed later tonight with the Yahweh smotes the oligarchs
You can speed it up a little with a few well placed lightning ⚡️ smotes. Just one or two… 💀 🤷♂️
December 10, 2024 at 8:40 PM
You can speed it up a little with a few well placed lightning ⚡️ smotes. Just one or two… 💀 🤷♂️
You go China.
You will be the winner of all things and Israel can suck multiple dicks until their fake deity comes and smotes them to fuck
You will be the winner of all things and Israel can suck multiple dicks until their fake deity comes and smotes them to fuck
May 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
You go China.
You will be the winner of all things and Israel can suck multiple dicks until their fake deity comes and smotes them to fuck
You will be the winner of all things and Israel can suck multiple dicks until their fake deity comes and smotes them to fuck
Cats, grass, and tacos!!! What more could you want?
July 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Cats, grass, and tacos!!! What more could you want?
I hope god smotes him.
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I hope god smotes him.
Spoke with God. The plan going forward is when a politician knowingly lies, God will smote his ass on the spot.
Hear that Republicans.
Just got an update from God.
Republicans be pretty stupid. They may not know they be lying.
So politician lies, God (a 6’2” Somalian) smotes their ass.
Later.
Hear that Republicans.
Just got an update from God.
Republicans be pretty stupid. They may not know they be lying.
So politician lies, God (a 6’2” Somalian) smotes their ass.
Later.
March 29, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Spoke with God. The plan going forward is when a politician knowingly lies, God will smote his ass on the spot.
Hear that Republicans.
Just got an update from God.
Republicans be pretty stupid. They may not know they be lying.
So politician lies, God (a 6’2” Somalian) smotes their ass.
Later.
Hear that Republicans.
Just got an update from God.
Republicans be pretty stupid. They may not know they be lying.
So politician lies, God (a 6’2” Somalian) smotes their ass.
Later.
lbvs it was because of the report. votes smotes, they would’ve done whatever to get them
November 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
lbvs it was because of the report. votes smotes, they would’ve done whatever to get them
The Nazi party isn’t a church and therefore his church should lose their tax status. Also I hope God smotes him
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Nazi party isn’t a church and therefore his church should lose their tax status. Also I hope God smotes him
I prayer the Flying Spaghetti Monster smotes his ass with his noodley appendages daily.
May 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I prayer the Flying Spaghetti Monster smotes his ass with his noodley appendages daily.