Lego celebrates Thanos' snapture.
October 2, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Lego celebrates Thanos' snapture.
MCU: “the snapture”
The fapture
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
MCU: “the snapture”
Now seems an appropriate time to note that I coined the term “The Snapture” in re Thanos’ disappearing half of the universe’s occupants and yet Marvel decided that it would instead have characters refer to the event in question as “The Blip,” which is terrible and dumb and lacks any goddamn poetry.
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Now seems an appropriate time to note that I coined the term “The Snapture” in re Thanos’ disappearing half of the universe’s occupants and yet Marvel decided that it would instead have characters refer to the event in question as “The Blip,” which is terrible and dumb and lacks any goddamn poetry.
The Snapture
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The Snapture
This will be our Snapture
March 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
This will be our Snapture
rapture? more like napture 😴
oh snapture!
oh snapture!
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
rapture? more like napture 😴
oh snapture!
oh snapture!
I still think Marvel missed out by not referring to The Blip as “The Snapture”.
Iron Man - The Snap
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December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I still think Marvel missed out by not referring to The Blip as “The Snapture”.
I'm in a Marvel mood tonight, yes.
So, you think the life insurance industry just...imploded after the Snapture?
So, you think the life insurance industry just...imploded after the Snapture?
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm in a Marvel mood tonight, yes.
So, you think the life insurance industry just...imploded after the Snapture?
So, you think the life insurance industry just...imploded after the Snapture?
Jim Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can’t Jordan & tRump get “Coldplayed”!
#gotcha’d #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
Can’t Jordan & tRump get “Coldplayed”!
#gotcha’d #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jim Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can’t Jordan & tRump get “Coldplayed”!
#gotcha’d #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
Can’t Jordan & tRump get “Coldplayed”!
#gotcha’d #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
I keep trying to make "The Snapture" happen....
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I keep trying to make "The Snapture" happen....
found TWO ramshorn snails floating and flailing in open water today. seems like a snapture (snail rapture) on our hands
October 19, 2024 at 5:18 PM
found TWO ramshorn snails floating and flailing in open water today. seems like a snapture (snail rapture) on our hands
“Coldplayed” Emerges as New Term in Online Lexicon
The term is used interchangeably with synonyms like "Gotcha'd," "Busted," or "Publicly Played."
Related terms, such as "Snapture," describe situations where someone takes a picture that has significant consequences.
The term is used interchangeably with synonyms like "Gotcha'd," "Busted," or "Publicly Played."
Related terms, such as "Snapture," describe situations where someone takes a picture that has significant consequences.
July 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Coldplayed” Emerges as New Term in Online Lexicon
The term is used interchangeably with synonyms like "Gotcha'd," "Busted," or "Publicly Played."
Related terms, such as "Snapture," describe situations where someone takes a picture that has significant consequences.
The term is used interchangeably with synonyms like "Gotcha'd," "Busted," or "Publicly Played."
Related terms, such as "Snapture," describe situations where someone takes a picture that has significant consequences.
I needed this laugh today
July 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I needed this laugh today
"the snapture" manages in a single neologism to be more hack than anything in any of the Avengers films and two of those were written by Joss Whedon remember
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"the snapture" manages in a single neologism to be more hack than anything in any of the Avengers films and two of those were written by Joss Whedon remember
Earth-19999, entertainment after the Snapture got weird.
September 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Earth-19999, entertainment after the Snapture got weird.
Follow up on #OhioState wrestling team sex abuse scandal post!
Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can't Jordan & tRump get "Coldplayed"!
#gotcha'd #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can't Jordan & tRump get "Coldplayed"!
#gotcha'd #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
I know the sex scandal zone is flooded, but this @rabcarian.bsky.social column on the Ohio State wrestling team sex abuse scandal, with a graphic lead anecdote from a new film, is very much worth reading. www.yahoo.com/news/abcaria...
Abcarian: A new film about the Ohio State wrestling team sex abuse scandal indicts those who looked away
Former wrestlers aren't done accusing their old coach, Rep. Jim Jordan, now chair of the House Judiciary Committee, of failing to help them.
www.yahoo.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Follow up on #OhioState wrestling team sex abuse scandal post!
Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can't Jordan & tRump get "Coldplayed"!
#gotcha'd #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
Jordan is one of the many big embarrassments #Ohio is enduring!
Can't Jordan & tRump get "Coldplayed"!
#gotcha'd #snapture #busted
🛑 #gerrymandering #Coldplayed #osuwrestlers #journalisticintegrity @acyn.bsky.social #nomorecoverups
also: "the snapture" is a fucking stupid word, and thank fuck Disney doesn't use fucking twitter discourse to write their films
September 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
also: "the snapture" is a fucking stupid word, and thank fuck Disney doesn't use fucking twitter discourse to write their films
What do you think mental health care looks like in the MCU, post-Endgame. In the comics, the victims of Thanos' Snapture were gone for a few days. Traumatic, but somewhat manageable. MCU, it was 5 years.
June 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What do you think mental health care looks like in the MCU, post-Endgame. In the comics, the victims of Thanos' Snapture were gone for a few days. Traumatic, but somewhat manageable. MCU, it was 5 years.
He has to snapture himself after that.
February 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
He has to snapture himself after that.
His alimony payments are going to be huge. #ColdplayCouple #Coldplay
July 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
His alimony payments are going to be huge. #ColdplayCouple #Coldplay
Today I am thinking about Zoofights and The Snapture
September 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today I am thinking about Zoofights and The Snapture
Guy who holds the MCU in as high of regard as the Bible learning about the end times
Call that the snapture
Call that the snapture
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Guy who holds the MCU in as high of regard as the Bible learning about the end times
Call that the snapture
Call that the snapture
When I talk about the Snapture I mean the giant snapping turtle kaiju that does coke and partied so.hard they refuse to die
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When I talk about the Snapture I mean the giant snapping turtle kaiju that does coke and partied so.hard they refuse to die
Even with that first quoted point, the Blip also doesn't describe what happened, like at all. If not Snapture, than something like "the Dusting", or "the Ashashination"
September 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Even with that first quoted point, the Blip also doesn't describe what happened, like at all. If not Snapture, than something like "the Dusting", or "the Ashashination"