#sodslaw
Today Kevin I have a 🎸lesson not sure how it will go this week as I failed miserably with my homework which was improvisation. I guess I'll just have to improvise when I get there.
Spreadsheets didn't go well yesterday, all the functions I wanted to use are not available in my version. #sodslaw!
September 23, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Good news people. The paint for my shed is out for delivery, so rain is on the way.

#SodsLaw
August 15, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Good morning 🌞 why am I up at this stupid o'clock. When I've been so looking forward to a lay in. After the past 7days in work. #sodslaw hey.
July 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
And BTW, it's 3pm and it hasn't rained yet, unlike yesterday 🌤🚴‍♂️🙄 #sodslaw #cycling
May 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Of course it was raining this morning, the first rain we've had in 2 weeks & it's dried up for the rest of the day. If it came this morning the afternoon would be free to go out, but no.
The other irony is the fact it's been raining today after so long, it's a new lawn strimmer #wetgrass #sodslaw 🤣
May 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I suddenly find myself in need of a USB 2 type B cable. And I realise that, whilst house was fuckin' lousy with them 4 or 5 years ago, I don't seem to have a single one right now.
#sodslaw
March 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Oh no. 🙈🙈

I just did a perfect recital of the 1st Degree Charge ahead of my Masonic meeting later this evening.

If you do a perfect recital a few hours before the meeting you almost always forget the entire fucking thing at the actual time 🤣🙈

#SodsLaw
#Freemason
March 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Of course. OF COURSE.
Misplaced my bottle of Zoflora at a client's, somewhere. Waited 3 weeks. Searched each client's house to find it. No go. Gave in last night, bought more.
This morning?
There it is, on the bath edge, behind a shower curtain I'd missed.
Gah!
#SodsLaw
March 11, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Sod's Law, when my adverts say 'Outcalls Only', everyone asks for incalls. And when I can finally do incalls, they all want outcalls or car meets...if you have a car, you can drive to where I have a bed 🙃💀

#sexwork #irony #sodslaw #sexworkiswork
March 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
And of course…. It would make a rather good event centre…

But I’d only be called a “hurler on the ditch” if I said that 😏

#sodslaw #mindthesod
March 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I think I can guarantee that'll be the day before you retire. 😉 #sodslaw etc
February 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
That’s cos you’re meant to eat the cornflakes not the bowls Helen ! 🤣It’s not too bad and it’s not giving her tootheache just annoying cos she only went for a check up at the end of November #Sodslaw 🐶🐾😘
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Always the case! #sodslaw!
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Why do we have crap weather when its the weekend? Then monday morning its crisp blue sky, chilly but nice!!

#sodslaw
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One and only trick or treater knock just as #TheArchers starts #SodsLaw #BreadandButterFairy
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’ve just driven 570km from Plasencia to Getxo & I’ve lost count of the birds of prey I’ve seen: 3 red kites, 2 buzzards, 3 kestrels, 3 vultures & several more too far off to identify. All while I was unable to stop & take pictures of course. #SodsLaw
a man with pink hair is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words so frustrating written on it .
ALT: a man with pink hair is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words so frustrating written on it .
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October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It just started literally the moment you posted. #sodslaw
September 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It was drizzling & the tide was high so I didn’t bother taking the camera on my walk. Of course, I saw more birds on the sea front than I have for ages, including a black-backed gull. #SodsLaw #birds
August 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Checked weather forecast for rain: no rain.
Hung out washing.
Noted that the outdoors water bowls were low.
Fetched water from kitchen to top them up.
Went out.

Aaaaaand . . . it's RAINING!

#RAIN #SodsLaw
July 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I'm off work sick today, so is my small team busy working to cover my absence?

Nope, because the church our office is in has been evacuated due to somebody leaving the gas on all night. They're sitting in the car park drinking coffee. 😂 #SodsLaw
June 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Dazzling morning + approaching English Bank Holiday weekend x major local event scheduled = ☔️🌊🌀⛈️🌪️🌫️🌩️🌨️
#eastbourne #eastsussex #bankholidayweather #sodslaw
May 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Did you want soup? #sodslaw
May 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Is sodslaw a bit like coleslaw, except made with sods instead of cole?
May 2, 2025 at 10:20 AM
If I go the loo the parcel will defo arrive won’t it? #sodslaw
May 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM