"Et tu, sofasexual" - Trump
September 24, 2026 at 3:41 AM
"Et tu, sofasexual" - Trump
@chickgonebad.bsky.social @vespavixen.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social
And he fucks sofas, dumps his jizz all over them, and never says thank you. He’s dirtier.
#️⃣Sofasexual
And he fucks sofas, dumps his jizz all over them, and never says thank you. He’s dirtier.
#️⃣Sofasexual
Your family is multi-ethnic American you fucking piece of shit.
September 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
@chickgonebad.bsky.social @vespavixen.bsky.social @cmr2.bsky.social
And he fucks sofas, dumps his jizz all over them, and never says thank you. He’s dirtier.
#️⃣Sofasexual
And he fucks sofas, dumps his jizz all over them, and never says thank you. He’s dirtier.
#️⃣Sofasexual
JD Vance deplanes Air Force 2 at Eppley Airfield earlier today. Anna Moneymaker/Pool via REUTERS
September 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Unfurnished. Which saddens Just Dance Vance. #Sofasexual
September 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Unfurnished. Which saddens Just Dance Vance. #Sofasexual
Because the Just Dance Vance rally is at a furniture store and things could get out of hand. #Sofasexual
September 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Because the Just Dance Vance rally is at a furniture store and things could get out of hand. #Sofasexual
#EpsteinFiles #GOPedo #BlueWave #AmericaCannotAffordTrump #Momsky #Pinks #SheShed #GOTV #Nutlick #2ndChanceVance #SofaSexual
Nutlick is a lying pedophile who needs to be locked up.
September 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Hopefully there will be no distractions for Just Dance Vance. #Sofasexual
September 10, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hopefully there will be no distractions for Just Dance Vance. #Sofasexual
Let's not forget, there is a prominent sofasexual a heartbeat away from the White House.
September 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Let's not forget, there is a prominent sofasexual a heartbeat away from the White House.
Just Dance Vance is a practicing #Sofasexual. He cannot be trusted. Vance could be blackmailed in a Russian furniture honeypot scam.
September 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Just Dance Vance is a practicing #Sofasexual. He cannot be trusted. Vance could be blackmailed in a Russian furniture honeypot scam.
That is sofasexual. Pronouns are couch and davenport.
September 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
That is sofasexual. Pronouns are couch and davenport.
She said sofasexual and im bwwwahahahahahahaahahaah
August 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
She said sofasexual and im bwwwahahahahahahaahahaah
JD Vance, who identifies as sofasexual, will run. Marco Rubio & his oversized Florsheim shoes will also run. Pete Hegseth & his flask are also expected to run.
August 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
JD Vance, who identifies as sofasexual, will run. Marco Rubio & his oversized Florsheim shoes will also run. Pete Hegseth & his flask are also expected to run.
I hear the sofasexual VP likes his pillow a lot! ^_+
August 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I hear the sofasexual VP likes his pillow a lot! ^_+
Just Dance Vance is a practicing #Sofasexual. This alone should exclude him from mounting the Oval Office.
August 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Just Dance Vance is a practicing #Sofasexual. This alone should exclude him from mounting the Oval Office.
Just Dance Vance meant to say Convertible Sofa. #Sofasexual VP. It NEVER gets old.
August 25, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Just Dance Vance meant to say Convertible Sofa. #Sofasexual VP. It NEVER gets old.
Overheard at The Daily Kos:
"No, no, no. Vance isn’t gay. He’s a sofasexual."
"No, no, no. Vance isn’t gay. He’s a sofasexual."
July 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Overheard at The Daily Kos:
"No, no, no. Vance isn’t gay. He’s a sofasexual."
"No, no, no. Vance isn’t gay. He’s a sofasexual."
In all fairness to Vance, Lindsey Graham was only gay. Being gay is a lot less weird than being a sofasexual. 😂
July 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
In all fairness to Vance, Lindsey Graham was only gay. Being gay is a lot less weird than being a sofasexual. 😂