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gaorush.bsky.social
i'm from Sombertown and i say kill Burgermeister Meisterburger
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM
schooley.bsky.social
Make America Sombertown Again
agnodike.bsky.social Tam @agnodike.bsky.social · May 1
Well I guess he wants to be known as the Bergermeister.
May 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
schooley.bsky.social
Big "No yo-yos in Sombertown" energy here.
September 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
amerrill2.bsky.social
Is the doctor in Sombertown also the king?
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
schooley.bsky.social
First order of business for President Vance: no more donuts in Sombertown.
October 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
sicburns2.bsky.social
Remember when that child from Sombertown just tossed the old portrait of the Burgermeister in the trash? We all should feel that shit.
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
thedrewguild.bsky.social
Precisely. It's like they want Herr Bergermeister Meisterberger in Sombertown.
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 PM
spindlypete.bsky.social
why did the residents of sombertown even build their village shivering in the shadow of the strange mountain of the whispering wind anyway if the nearby rainbow valley offered much more favorable climatic conditions. they could have fought those elves
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM
lukeknox.me
lotta miles on Winter Warlock but he’s got that LT mindset
The Winter Warlock, later called Winter for short, is a character from the Rankin/ Bass Christmas special Santa C'us is Comin' to Town. He is introduced as a mean and despicable creature who is unwilling to let anyone pass across the Mountain of the Whispering Wind and go into Sombertown or vice versa to Rainbow River Valley. Kris Kringle, along with his penguin friend Topper, briefly encounters the Warlock early on during his first trip across the mountain to Sombertown; Winter Warlock
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
afsulli.bsky.social
Sombertown is Bloodborne
December 4, 2023 at 2:52 AM
lincolnskayak.bsky.social
The Mayor of Sombertown must be impeached!

#TrumpWarOnToys
a cartoon character is giving the middle finger in front of a picture of a man in a top hat .
ALT: a cartoon character is giving the middle finger in front of a picture of a man in a top hat .
media.tenor.com
April 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
wetluzinski.bsky.social
I’ve been thinking about the problematic political realities of Sombertown in “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”
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December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
californialove1.bsky.social
“Burgermeister Meisterburger is the sadistic and oppressive abusive mayor of Sombertown who despises toys and will arrest anyone who possesses or owns a toy.” (From the 1970 TV Christmas Special, “Santa Claus is Comin to Town,”) Sounds just like something Trumpity Dumpity would do!
May 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
authorms.bsky.social
Author, Michael Sanchez. Published author and host of Coffee Time podcast.

Podcast link: paulieboyk9.podbean.com
Website: author-michael-sanchez.com

#podcast #coffeetime #podbean #books
#vinestreet #sombertown #vinestreetwhatliesontherooftops #thestevedoreswhatliestheytell #dontforgetyourcoffee
June 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
mjmurph19.bsky.social
Can we fast forward to the part in Santa Claus is coming to town where the Sombertown residents are tearing down everything related to the Burgermeister and pretending they never supported him
February 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
jencarole.bsky.social
Welcome to Sombertown.
May 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
eclipse.gay
this doesn't even get into Mr. Claus' penchant for regime change (Sombertown, the Isle of Misfit Toys) and association with the racist mayor of Southtown. Truly, global power without the required accountability.
naomikritzer.bsky.social Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · Dec 5
The magazine that brought you "FAQ: The Snake Fight Portion of Your Thesis Defense" and "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers" bring you Isaac Chotiner's interview with Santa and it is OUTSTANDING.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
maggiemcneill.bsky.social
Oh look, President Meisterburger's "Department of Sombertown Security" is STILL trying to draft Kris Kringle into complying with their moronic laws.
markjacob.bsky.social Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · Dec 22
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
beholdingitdown.bsky.social
By Order of the Mayor of Sombertown:

Toys are Hereby Declared ILLEGAL, IMMORAL & UNLAWFUL!

Happy (belated) Holidays!

#burgermeistermeisterburger #christmas #xmas #santaclausiscomingtotown #art #painting #toys #notoys #rankinbass
December 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM
suzybrigham.bsky.social
I re-watched Santa Claus is Coming to Town after not seeing it for years… And I realized that the Burgermeister Meisterburger is Trump… and he’s surrounded by sycophants - just like Trump. The whole show hit in a new and disturbing way. We all live in Sombertown now. 😲
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
okazilla.bsky.social
Burgermeister Meisterburger, the mayor of Sombertown, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo, in song.
Burgermeister Meisterburger from Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (1970)
June 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's bc the mayor of sombertown has such a good character arc!
November 24, 2023 at 3:43 PM
e-van-every.bsky.social
Watching the Rankin-Bass SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN and having serious conversations about Sombertown troops wildly violating jurisdictional rules and habeas corpus by arresting the Kringles, and whether Santa is a sovereign citizen. We're fun.
December 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
stinky-doggy.bsky.social
He looks like he’s about to ban toys in Sombertown
a cartoon character is giving the middle finger in front of a picture of a man in a top hat .
Alt: Burgermeister Meisterburger, the Nazi-inspired villain from the Christmas special “Santa Claus is Comin To Town”. He’s a puppet with a resemblance to Tom Homan in this picture. He has a big chin and nose, an angry facial expression, wears somber colors, and is angrily waving his hands. The caption says “NO MORE TOYS”
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 AM
authorms.bsky.social
" All small towns have secrets and this one is no different, but with a little twist"

Available on Amazon
#michaelsanchez #sombertown #mystery #suspense #thriller #horror
November 15, 2023 at 1:24 PM