Somebody start the clock.
November 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Somebody start the clock.
Oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies.
November 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies.
Do you know how mad you have to make somebody from Minnesota to show this kind of emotion?!?
November 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Do you know how mad you have to make somebody from Minnesota to show this kind of emotion?!?
Somebody tell Jeffries.
November 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Somebody tell Jeffries.
Bob Dylan voice: "Did somebody say the Door to Darkness?"
November 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Bob Dylan voice: "Did somebody say the Door to Darkness?"
somebody in his comms office knows ball
November 4, 2026 at 6:48 PM
somebody in his comms office knows ball
i saw somebody call vance a "rizz abyss"
November 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
i saw somebody call vance a "rizz abyss"
I’ve never seen somebody so delusionally devoted to a headcanon
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I’ve never seen somebody so delusionally devoted to a headcanon
won't somebody think of the reflecting pool
November 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
won't somebody think of the reflecting pool
Need somebody to work this over and worship it.
November 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Need somebody to work this over and worship it.
"Gotta Serve Somebody"
November 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"Gotta Serve Somebody"
Can somebody check on Elon’s WoW character
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Can somebody check on Elon’s WoW character
Somebody challenge him for Senate leader jfc
Schumer: "With this majority. Americans have given we Democrats the opportunity to prove ourselves worthy of their trust. And that's the most important job."
November 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Somebody challenge him for Senate leader jfc
Somebody check on TexAgs
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Somebody check on TexAgs
Sounds like somebody who's just been kicked in the head by a horse
November 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Sounds like somebody who's just been kicked in the head by a horse
Somebody has to get these paid off political operatives out of Democratic leadership
November 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Somebody has to get these paid off political operatives out of Democratic leadership
Somebody should tell him Bane is Mexican
man some people really took that Little Mermaid casting hard
November 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Somebody should tell him Bane is Mexican
Finally, somebody gets it.
November 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Finally, somebody gets it.
I saw somebody call it bluekake. But we are too demure to let that catch on.
November 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I saw somebody call it bluekake. But we are too demure to let that catch on.
We have jails here. We don’t have to make him somebody else’s problem.
November 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
We have jails here. We don’t have to make him somebody else’s problem.
Awww, does somebody need a bumpy wumpy?
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November 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Awww, does somebody need a bumpy wumpy?
📸: @thescoutpup.bsky.social
📸: @thescoutpup.bsky.social
I'm going to bed. Somebody wake me if we win Alaska.
November 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I'm going to bed. Somebody wake me if we win Alaska.