*stares judgmentally in Black Southerner*
LET THEM SECEDE:
Louisiana
Texas
Florida
Louisiana
Texas
Florida
April 30, 2026 at 5:31 AM
*stares judgmentally in Black Southerner*
i am a southerner and find it very unifying
August 9, 2024 at 8:58 PM
i am a southerner and find it very unifying
Median white southerner
June 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Median white southerner
Top five Southerner of all time, S-tier, elite in all categories
May 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Top five Southerner of all time, S-tier, elite in all categories
The only thing more pathetic than a southerner getting upset when they take down Confederate statues is a Yankee getting upset when they take down Confederate statues.
September 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The only thing more pathetic than a southerner getting upset when they take down Confederate statues is a Yankee getting upset when they take down Confederate statues.
Chilling dispatch from Mario Guevara, the journalist trapped in ICE detention for...doing his job.
Journalist Mario Guevara Speaks - Letter from ICE DETENTION FACILITY — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER
The only journalist detained by ICE on US soil, sends a letter to The Bitter Southerner.
bittersoutherner.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Chilling dispatch from Mario Guevara, the journalist trapped in ICE detention for...doing his job.
as a lifelong southerner, i am categorically pro-air conditioning. and with plug-in solar and batteries making it effectively clean, there is no excuse
June 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
as a lifelong southerner, i am categorically pro-air conditioning. and with plug-in solar and batteries making it effectively clean, there is no excuse
#antitrump Southerner reporting for duty.
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
#antitrump Southerner reporting for duty.
Average union soldier memoir: "at first I was like I signed up for this war, but is it really worth it? Then I saw the reality of chattel slavery and I had to be physically restrained from slaughtering every white southerner I encountered"
yes, most of what you know about the civil war came from people who weren’t there and had an agenda (shelby foote-esque southern sympathizers). people who were there described it as a jihad against the satanic plantation aristocrats
I’d never thought to use primary sources for historical research. Very cool.
March 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Average union soldier memoir: "at first I was like I signed up for this war, but is it really worth it? Then I saw the reality of chattel slavery and I had to be physically restrained from slaughtering every white southerner I encountered"
i want to redraw this so bad theyre soooo cute... the southerner duo
September 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
i want to redraw this so bad theyre soooo cute... the southerner duo
as a Southerner this feels extremely viscerally correct
Way back in the previous century when I was an undergrad, our prof told our class that pre-air conditioning every Southern family had a murder somewhere on their family tree. It would get so hot that someone would just snap & boom, a family murder.
So God bless Willis Carrier. 🌟
So God bless Willis Carrier. 🌟
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
as a Southerner this feels extremely viscerally correct
i genuinely cannot stand actual european elites condescendingly explaining american public opinion to americans. reminds me of when some british lady IRL tried to tell me she understood southerners better than i ever could, a southerner who lives in the south.
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i genuinely cannot stand actual european elites condescendingly explaining american public opinion to americans. reminds me of when some british lady IRL tried to tell me she understood southerners better than i ever could, a southerner who lives in the south.
nah you need to have a southerner on the ticket. AOC/Beshear would work
February 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
nah you need to have a southerner on the ticket. AOC/Beshear would work
Mario Guevara, a journalist who was arrested for covering a protest, has been detained by ICE for months.
Read Mario's experiences in his own words.
Read Mario's experiences in his own words.
Journalist Mario Guevara Speaks - Letter from ICE DETENTION FACILITY — THE BITTER SOUTHERNER
The only journalist detained by ICE on US soil, sends a letter to The Bitter Southerner.
bittersoutherner.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mario Guevara, a journalist who was arrested for covering a protest, has been detained by ICE for months.
Read Mario's experiences in his own words.
Read Mario's experiences in his own words.
Listen to this man speak for 20 seconds and tell me he’s not a southerner
June 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Listen to this man speak for 20 seconds and tell me he’s not a southerner
Hi, white southerner with conservative relatives here. I can speak racist.
He’s saying the n word.
He’s saying the n word.
what the fuck is he ever even talking about
Trump: "President Obama -- and if he wanted help I'd give him help -- he's building his library in Chicago & it's a disaster. He said something to the effect of 'I only want DEI. I only want woke.' He wants woke people to build it ... he didn't use good, hard, tough, mean construction workers."
May 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hi, white southerner with conservative relatives here. I can speak racist.
He’s saying the n word.
He’s saying the n word.
he wasn’t from anywhere near here but Doc Holliday is THE all-time extremely depressed southerner
April 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
he wasn’t from anywhere near here but Doc Holliday is THE all-time extremely depressed southerner
who i was shocked to learn is from british columbia! dude is not a southerner!
September 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
who i was shocked to learn is from british columbia! dude is not a southerner!
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
you can’t hurt me, im a southerner who hates sweet tea
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 PM
you can’t hurt me, im a southerner who hates sweet tea
*Cries in southerner who can’t see shit*
May 11, 2024 at 3:48 AM
*Cries in southerner who can’t see shit*
lol! As a southerner and also a Cicero fan, I need this shirt.
Our last shirt before the pandemic hit, @sarahebond.bsky.social
September 21, 2026 at 6:18 PM
lol! As a southerner and also a Cicero fan, I need this shirt.
Cute colloquialisms aside… this dude is the fakest southerner ever.
Get a new schtick
Get a new schtick
April 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Cute colloquialisms aside… this dude is the fakest southerner ever.
Get a new schtick
Get a new schtick
Kris and Dave
Kyle Tibbs Jones
@kyletibbsjones.bsky.social
The Bitter Southerner
@bittersouth.bsky.social
Kyle Tibbs Jones
@kyletibbsjones.bsky.social
The Bitter Southerner
@bittersouth.bsky.social
July 28, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Kris and Dave
Kyle Tibbs Jones
@kyletibbsjones.bsky.social
The Bitter Southerner
@bittersouth.bsky.social
Kyle Tibbs Jones
@kyletibbsjones.bsky.social
The Bitter Southerner
@bittersouth.bsky.social
as a Southerner I think it’s nice people are using y’all more widely
July 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
as a Southerner I think it’s nice people are using y’all more widely