"It's too late, Ross, I've already recorded the interview where you are depicted as the mumbling soyjack and me as the confident chad"
Bari Weiss's resident hack Ross Douthat made a complete fool of himself on 60 Minutes, trying to claim the Saudi lobby has the same grip on Washington as AIPAC. Abdul El-Sayed immediately crushed him: 'AIPAC spent $33 million against me alone! Name another lobby doing that.' It has to make sense!🗳️🌊
November 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"It's too late, Ross, I've already recorded the interview where you are depicted as the mumbling soyjack and me as the confident chad"
WE FLIPPED THE HOUSE BLUE
November 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
WE FLIPPED THE HOUSE BLUE
It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the sad and confused soyjack and depicted myself as the smiling triumphant governor-elect.
Vivek Ramaswamy’s Concession to Amy Acton Went to Voicemail
Vivek Ramaswamy’s Concession to Amy Acton Went to Voicemail
www.newsweek.com
November 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the sad and confused soyjack and depicted myself as the smiling triumphant governor-elect.
Do you get a little cut anytime someone posts this
November 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Do you get a little cut anytime someone posts this
Every time they go to or mention a place I've been too irl im like the soyjack that's pointing hysterically 🤣
November 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Every time they go to or mention a place I've been too irl im like the soyjack that's pointing hysterically 🤣
tired: soyjack
wired: soyjill
wired: soyjill
November 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
tired: soyjack
wired: soyjill
wired: soyjill
the soyjack face i made when i saw this in my reccomended
October 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
the soyjack face i made when i saw this in my reccomended
my sweet nefarious horrible perfect son is ten years old today…hears to another ten thousand
November 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
my sweet nefarious horrible perfect son is ten years old today…hears to another ten thousand
hell yeah I'm going to see it tonight!! as a fellow portlander I expect to soyjack and point at the screen a few times hahah
November 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
hell yeah I'm going to see it tonight!! as a fellow portlander I expect to soyjack and point at the screen a few times hahah
it....it's a soyjack
November 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
it....it's a soyjack
Less making a masterpiece more driveby slipping a soyjack portrait into someone's pocket and disappearing before comeuppance
October 28, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Less making a masterpiece more driveby slipping a soyjack portrait into someone's pocket and disappearing before comeuppance
lol they really do all act the same. I don’t really think theres even a point arguing with these people. They’ve already decided that they’re right and just want the last word
Also they do the "I’ve depicted you as the soyjack and ME as the chad!" thing just like right wing chuds do lol
Also they do the "I’ve depicted you as the soyjack and ME as the chad!" thing just like right wing chuds do lol
November 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
lol they really do all act the same. I don’t really think theres even a point arguing with these people. They’ve already decided that they’re right and just want the last word
Also they do the "I’ve depicted you as the soyjack and ME as the chad!" thing just like right wing chuds do lol
Also they do the "I’ve depicted you as the soyjack and ME as the chad!" thing just like right wing chuds do lol
"it's over peasant, my chatbot depicted me as a Chad and thou as a Soyjack"
October 27, 2026 at 1:26 PM
"it's over peasant, my chatbot depicted me as a Chad and thou as a Soyjack"
Farage is the human equivalent of that one meme of the crying soyjack wearing a thin chad mask; my bet is he's in the bathroom of a Wetherspoon crying his eyes out
November 4, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Farage is the human equivalent of that one meme of the crying soyjack wearing a thin chad mask; my bet is he's in the bathroom of a Wetherspoon crying his eyes out
How it feels being a leftist in Utah today
November 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
How it feels being a leftist in Utah today
November #promosky!
32 | he/him | MST
🔸TTRPGs
🔸Nintendo games (Pokémon, Fire Emblem)
🔸 the very auspicious Pokémon TRRPG, Dunsparce & Drampa @dunsparcecast.bsky.social
🔸Improv comedy
🔸Sushi
🔸Progressive politics
🔸Animals and creatures of all kinds
🔸Performing arts
Thank you!
richiban.straw.page
32 | he/him | MST
🔸TTRPGs
🔸Nintendo games (Pokémon, Fire Emblem)
🔸 the very auspicious Pokémon TRRPG, Dunsparce & Drampa @dunsparcecast.bsky.social
🔸Improv comedy
🔸Sushi
🔸Progressive politics
🔸Animals and creatures of all kinds
🔸Performing arts
Thank you!
richiban.straw.page
November 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
November #promosky!
32 | he/him | MST
🔸TTRPGs
🔸Nintendo games (Pokémon, Fire Emblem)
🔸 the very auspicious Pokémon TRRPG, Dunsparce & Drampa @dunsparcecast.bsky.social
🔸Improv comedy
🔸Sushi
🔸Progressive politics
🔸Animals and creatures of all kinds
🔸Performing arts
Thank you!
richiban.straw.page
32 | he/him | MST
🔸TTRPGs
🔸Nintendo games (Pokémon, Fire Emblem)
🔸 the very auspicious Pokémon TRRPG, Dunsparce & Drampa @dunsparcecast.bsky.social
🔸Improv comedy
🔸Sushi
🔸Progressive politics
🔸Animals and creatures of all kinds
🔸Performing arts
Thank you!
richiban.straw.page
mfw Powell’s Books and Haystack Rock show up in the background of Wildwood for six frames
October 29, 2026 at 4:39 AM
mfw Powell’s Books and Haystack Rock show up in the background of Wildwood for six frames
I have four POV characters but honestly all their issues/arcs fall somewhere between these two lol
#Novmemeber
#Novmemeber
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I have four POV characters but honestly all their issues/arcs fall somewhere between these two lol
#Novmemeber
#Novmemeber
⚠️ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️SPARKEDUPPUP🐶🌬IS A SOYJACK 😲 TOXXXIC ⚠️☣️ 🚩RED 🔞 FLAG 🚩🚩 DAD🧔🥵F💥CKER🫦👀 ⚠️
October 26, 2026 at 8:22 PM
⚠️ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️SPARKEDUPPUP🐶🌬IS A SOYJACK 😲 TOXXXIC ⚠️☣️ 🚩RED 🔞 FLAG 🚩🚩 DAD🧔🥵F💥CKER🫦👀 ⚠️