Matt Gaetz Driving Record 2000-2015
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Matt Gaetz Driving Record 2000-2015
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
6/11/00 Speeding
11/27/00 Speeding
7/13/01 Ran stop sign
7/13/01 Speeding
9/26/01 Not wearing seatbelt
11/24/01 Speeding
7/12/08 Driving unsafe car
10/30/08 DUI
10/30/08 Speeding
10/7/13 Speeding
5/8/14 Careless driving
7/7/15 No proof insurance
“I wasn’t speeding”
September 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
“I wasn’t speeding”
"Faster than a speeding bullet."
I love watching border collies work.
I love watching border collies work.
March 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
"Faster than a speeding bullet."
I love watching border collies work.
I love watching border collies work.
"Almost violently" is another way of saying "non-violently."
They don't give out tickets for "almost speeding."
They don't give out tickets for "almost speeding."
Bovino: "Individuals came in and disrupted almost violently a church service"
January 21, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"Almost violently" is another way of saying "non-violently."
They don't give out tickets for "almost speeding."
They don't give out tickets for "almost speeding."
We’re speeding towards the moment when one of these ICE kidnappings ends in bloodshed.
This is how it’s done!
FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors weren’t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets.
(Sound up)
FRIDAY: South Park, San Diego, neighbors weren’t having it. When ICE rolled up on an Italian restaurant in unmarked cars and started grabbing workers, the community hit the streets.
(Sound up)
May 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
We’re speeding towards the moment when one of these ICE kidnappings ends in bloodshed.
time flies when you're speeding, keeding
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
time flies when you're speeding, keeding
Something's speeding soon to Burger King!
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Something's speeding soon to Burger King!
this shit makes watergate look like a speeding ticket
February 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
this shit makes watergate look like a speeding ticket
Was I speeding, officer? #hannigram (2019)
April 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Was I speeding, officer? #hannigram (2019)
Broke: Speed Cameras stop speeding
Woke: Speed Cameras only stop speeding on small sections of roads and their fines do not deter speeding.
Bespoke: Speed Cameras are surveillance cameras and therefore bad.
Galaxy Brain: GOOD STREET DESIGN STOPS SPEEDING MORE THAN CAMERAS EVER COULD
Woke: Speed Cameras only stop speeding on small sections of roads and their fines do not deter speeding.
Bespoke: Speed Cameras are surveillance cameras and therefore bad.
Galaxy Brain: GOOD STREET DESIGN STOPS SPEEDING MORE THAN CAMERAS EVER COULD
speed cameras are surveillance and are therefore bad
Millions of drivers across the country are encountering speed cameras for the first time, or will soon. Some don't like it, but advocates say there's clear evidence that cameras make roads safer. n.pr/4gwT62D
August 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Broke: Speed Cameras stop speeding
Woke: Speed Cameras only stop speeding on small sections of roads and their fines do not deter speeding.
Bespoke: Speed Cameras are surveillance cameras and therefore bad.
Galaxy Brain: GOOD STREET DESIGN STOPS SPEEDING MORE THAN CAMERAS EVER COULD
Woke: Speed Cameras only stop speeding on small sections of roads and their fines do not deter speeding.
Bespoke: Speed Cameras are surveillance cameras and therefore bad.
Galaxy Brain: GOOD STREET DESIGN STOPS SPEEDING MORE THAN CAMERAS EVER COULD
Speeding. We are speeding towards welp a special kind of hell.
December 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Speeding. We are speeding towards welp a special kind of hell.
the number of people i see speeding through school zones and residential streets with their phones directly in their faces…
i think biking or being a pedestrian in any major city is enough to polarize anyone sane against the idea that driving is an absolute right, especially when you see how many people are on their fucking phones
The main reason I support transit is that many people should not be allowed to drive and that shouldn't be immiserating to enforce
April 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
the number of people i see speeding through school zones and residential streets with their phones directly in their faces…
12 points to Gryffindor
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
12 points to Gryffindor
‘Just Take It Slow, And You’ll Be Fine,’ Drunk Driver Assures Self While Speeding Away In Stolen Police Car
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theonion.com/just-take-it...
January 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
‘Just Take It Slow, And You’ll Be Fine,’ Drunk Driver Assures Self While Speeding Away In Stolen Police Car
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theonion.com/just-take-it...
Evidently, RFK Jr. isn't killing people fast enough, so Oz is speeding up the process.
September 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Evidently, RFK Jr. isn't killing people fast enough, so Oz is speeding up the process.
Ultimately most people just conflate comfort while speeding with a skill that conveys safety, and experience any suggestion that speeding is inherently dangerous as an attack on personal accomplishment. And that’s what makes speeding so dangerous
December 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ultimately most people just conflate comfort while speeding with a skill that conveys safety, and experience any suggestion that speeding is inherently dangerous as an attack on personal accomplishment. And that’s what makes speeding so dangerous
surely speeding up the trials, as he suggested, would solve this
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
surely speeding up the trials, as he suggested, would solve this
Every moron who ever killed someone while speeding thought this up until they killed someone!
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Every moron who ever killed someone while speeding thought this up until they killed someone!
Still wrapping my head around a President with 34 felony convictions snatching people off the street if they have a speeding ticket on their record.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Still wrapping my head around a President with 34 felony convictions snatching people off the street if they have a speeding ticket on their record.
March 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM