This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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April 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Paternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Positively spotless ✨
April 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Positively spotless ✨
Spotless vibes
Here's Philly rap legend Freeway canvassing with LeVar Burton singing the Reading Rainbow theme. You can see how much it touched Burton.
National media loves to hate Philly because of the Eagles fans from the Northeast, but fuck all that noise Philly is the best.
National media loves to hate Philly because of the Eagles fans from the Northeast, but fuck all that noise Philly is the best.
November 5, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Spotless vibes
Speaking of which, SPOTLESS STARLING!!!
November 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Speaking of which, SPOTLESS STARLING!!!
February 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it’s so sad that fifa’s spotless reputation is now blemished
July 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
it’s so sad that fifa’s spotless reputation is now blemished
Pretty crazy all this stuff dropping about the most spotless guy in the world
July 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Pretty crazy all this stuff dropping about the most spotless guy in the world
you have been visited by the fat fuck tanuki of spotless pantries
October 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
you have been visited by the fat fuck tanuki of spotless pantries
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind for everything but recipes
February 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind for everything but recipes
Marred subways spotless marketing history
September 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Marred subways spotless marketing history
TWICE 2027 Season's Greetings [Spotless] TEASER IMAGE
Sana, Mina, Jihyo
Sana, Mina, Jihyo
September 29, 2026 at 2:04 AM
TWICE 2027 Season's Greetings [Spotless] TEASER IMAGE
Sana, Mina, Jihyo
Sana, Mina, Jihyo
I got an MRI. Doctors told me my brain is spotless. Spotless mind. Totally smooth. They said they'd never seen anything like it. Genius, maybe. I said that
February 25, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I got an MRI. Doctors told me my brain is spotless. Spotless mind. Totally smooth. They said they'd never seen anything like it. Genius, maybe. I said that
The emergence of Rima, who has sneezed her way into a spotless reputation:
September 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The emergence of Rima, who has sneezed her way into a spotless reputation:
October 30, 2024 at 1:15 AM
TWICE 2027 Season's Greetings [Spotless] TEASER IMAGE
Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Momo
Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Momo
September 28, 2026 at 2:04 AM
TWICE 2027 Season's Greetings [Spotless] TEASER IMAGE
Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Momo
Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Momo
Shrek STUNS on the set of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!
March 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Shrek STUNS on the set of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!
They'd better be spotless.
May 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They'd better be spotless.
look at this spotless mirror at 💦
September 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
look at this spotless mirror at 💦
Fuggin spotless.
September 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Fuggin spotless.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! First dibs on the seven editions go to $1+ Patrons. Drops Wednesday. More at my Patreon (link in bio)
November 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind! First dibs on the seven editions go to $1+ Patrons. Drops Wednesday. More at my Patreon (link in bio)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind me, please.
February 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind me, please.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
July 28, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM