Tonight’s state dinner guests at the White House with President Xi include:
• Chief Justice John Roberts,
• Jane Sullivan Roberts, Spouse
• Justice Amy Coney Barrett
• Jesse Barrett, Spouse
• Justice Brett Kavanaugh
• Ashley Estes Kavanaugh, Spouse
• Chief Justice John Roberts,
• Jane Sullivan Roberts, Spouse
• Justice Amy Coney Barrett
• Jesse Barrett, Spouse
• Justice Brett Kavanaugh
• Ashley Estes Kavanaugh, Spouse
September 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Tonight’s state dinner guests at the White House with President Xi include:
• Chief Justice John Roberts,
• Jane Sullivan Roberts, Spouse
• Justice Amy Coney Barrett
• Jesse Barrett, Spouse
• Justice Brett Kavanaugh
• Ashley Estes Kavanaugh, Spouse
• Chief Justice John Roberts,
• Jane Sullivan Roberts, Spouse
• Justice Amy Coney Barrett
• Jesse Barrett, Spouse
• Justice Brett Kavanaugh
• Ashley Estes Kavanaugh, Spouse
Cheating on your spouse with a consenting adult comes with consequences.
Unlike cheating on your spouse with one of Jeffrey Epstein's trafficked minors.
Unlike cheating on your spouse with one of Jeffrey Epstein's trafficked minors.
“Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability, and recently, that standard was not met.”
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July 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cheating on your spouse with a consenting adult comes with consequences.
Unlike cheating on your spouse with one of Jeffrey Epstein's trafficked minors.
Unlike cheating on your spouse with one of Jeffrey Epstein's trafficked minors.
Marriage Counselor Sides With Hotter Spouse
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Marriage Counselor Sides With Hotter Spouse
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My spouse abandoned me… @syllaaria.bsky.social
October 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
My spouse abandoned me… @syllaaria.bsky.social
"How do you do, fellow spouse?"
Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward
June 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"How do you do, fellow spouse?"
when i'm discussing late-era Spielberg with my spouse
September 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
when i'm discussing late-era Spielberg with my spouse
Spider-Spouse
Spider-Spouse
Hottest person in the house
I said "you should wear that all the time"
She said "That's your kink, it's not mine"
Oh snap!
Dissed by the Spider-Spouse
Spider-Spouse
Hottest person in the house
I said "you should wear that all the time"
She said "That's your kink, it's not mine"
Oh snap!
Dissed by the Spider-Spouse
October 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Spider-Spouse
Spider-Spouse
Hottest person in the house
I said "you should wear that all the time"
She said "That's your kink, it's not mine"
Oh snap!
Dissed by the Spider-Spouse
Spider-Spouse
Hottest person in the house
I said "you should wear that all the time"
She said "That's your kink, it's not mine"
Oh snap!
Dissed by the Spider-Spouse
"I dreamed our cat (Willow) was trying to kill you," my spouse says to me. Pictured is the cat.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"I dreamed our cat (Willow) was trying to kill you," my spouse says to me. Pictured is the cat.
If my spouse had to farm out TEXTING ME to an LLM it’s joever
August 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If my spouse had to farm out TEXTING ME to an LLM it’s joever
Cute Mouse would Spouse
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Cute Mouse would Spouse
The secret to MY happy marriage:
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
What’s the secret to a happy marriage?
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The secret to MY happy marriage:
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
22 years of being married to @anarchocatfan.bsky.social. Lucky me.
September 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
22 years of being married to @anarchocatfan.bsky.social. Lucky me.
If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
January 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
Or in prison.
Not the Secretary of Defense.
Jesus christ this Bungie feels like a cheating spouse apologizing in couples therapy what the fuck
September 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Jesus christ this Bungie feels like a cheating spouse apologizing in couples therapy what the fuck
I think I’d be more pissed at my spouse who fucked my sibling than my sibling who fucked my spouse.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize “well, we like the same things.”
Anyway, back to shelving.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize “well, we like the same things.”
Anyway, back to shelving.
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I think I’d be more pissed at my spouse who fucked my sibling than my sibling who fucked my spouse.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize “well, we like the same things.”
Anyway, back to shelving.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize “well, we like the same things.”
Anyway, back to shelving.
If Whiskey Pete’s spouse, brother and attorney haven’t been served congressional subpoenas by the Easter Bunny already, what are we even doing here?
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If Whiskey Pete’s spouse, brother and attorney haven’t been served congressional subpoenas by the Easter Bunny already, what are we even doing here?
When your art historian spouse makes a protest sign
February 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When your art historian spouse makes a protest sign
this is completely true actually. google "rockstar spouse" to learn more!
A bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over. https://bit.ly/4qLlUbp
August 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
this is completely true actually. google "rockstar spouse" to learn more!
“You need this pain” said every abusive spouse ever.
April 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“You need this pain” said every abusive spouse ever.
When abusing your spouse is the same as forgetting to send thank you cards
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
When abusing your spouse is the same as forgetting to send thank you cards
Fuck pain, i made bread and coerced The Spouse into frying amish apple fritters.
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Fuck pain, i made bread and coerced The Spouse into frying amish apple fritters.
trying to win your spouse back energy
Donald Trump’s secretary of defense pick has made a solemn promise to quit drinking if confirmed to the position.
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
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December 5, 2024 at 2:44 AM
trying to win your spouse back energy
“Good to see ya, human spouse”
June 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Good to see ya, human spouse”