October 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
SPULL! SPULL! SPULL!
May 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
SPULL! SPULL! SPULL!
*chants* spull spull spull Spull Spull Spull SPULL SPULL SPULL
May 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
*chants* spull spull spull Spull Spull Spull SPULL SPULL SPULL
Spull is in the air, everywhere I look around
Spull is in the air, every scroll and every post
And I don't know if I'm being hopeful
Don't know if it’s lies
But it's something in those frantic backbench calls
And it's there when I look in those polls
Spull is in the air, every scroll and every post
And I don't know if I'm being hopeful
Don't know if it’s lies
But it's something in those frantic backbench calls
And it's there when I look in those polls
August 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Spull is in the air, everywhere I look around
Spull is in the air, every scroll and every post
And I don't know if I'm being hopeful
Don't know if it’s lies
But it's something in those frantic backbench calls
And it's there when I look in those polls
Spull is in the air, every scroll and every post
And I don't know if I'm being hopeful
Don't know if it’s lies
But it's something in those frantic backbench calls
And it's there when I look in those polls
I will not be entertaining any SPULL rumors while my preferred social media platform for shitposting is experiencing issues. I rebuke this energy entirely.
April 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I will not be entertaining any SPULL rumors while my preferred social media platform for shitposting is experiencing issues. I rebuke this energy entirely.
boy that TPU poll is bad for luxo.
Nats below 30.
Labour can form a govt.
Hipkins preferred pm.
luxo's unfavourabilities now at -14 (Chippy at -2).
if anyone's gonna spull, they should be thinking about moving soon....
Nats below 30.
Labour can form a govt.
Hipkins preferred pm.
luxo's unfavourabilities now at -14 (Chippy at -2).
if anyone's gonna spull, they should be thinking about moving soon....
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
boy that TPU poll is bad for luxo.
Nats below 30.
Labour can form a govt.
Hipkins preferred pm.
luxo's unfavourabilities now at -14 (Chippy at -2).
if anyone's gonna spull, they should be thinking about moving soon....
Nats below 30.
Labour can form a govt.
Hipkins preferred pm.
luxo's unfavourabilities now at -14 (Chippy at -2).
if anyone's gonna spull, they should be thinking about moving soon....
Spull back on
March 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Spull back on
August 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
But the VIBE of embattled is unparalleled for "spull spull spull" predictions I think
March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
But the VIBE of embattled is unparalleled for "spull spull spull" predictions I think
How I learned to stop worrying and love the spull.
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
How I learned to stop worrying and love the spull.
This is just to say
I am ignoring
the polls
that are so bad
and so low
and which
you were probably
going to use
as an excuse for the spull
I’m not sorry
I can’t be rolled
I will have my entitlements
and I won’t be told.
I am ignoring
the polls
that are so bad
and so low
and which
you were probably
going to use
as an excuse for the spull
I’m not sorry
I can’t be rolled
I will have my entitlements
and I won’t be told.
March 7, 2026 at 8:12 AM
This is just to say
I am ignoring
the polls
that are so bad
and so low
and which
you were probably
going to use
as an excuse for the spull
I’m not sorry
I can’t be rolled
I will have my entitlements
and I won’t be told.
I am ignoring
the polls
that are so bad
and so low
and which
you were probably
going to use
as an excuse for the spull
I’m not sorry
I can’t be rolled
I will have my entitlements
and I won’t be told.
So when the next Spull?
Ouch, when your minister contradicts you only a couple paragraphs below you as to the cause of this.
PM: IT issue.
Minister: "an omission in policy that has meant an omission in legislation"
PM: IT issue.
Minister: "an omission in policy that has meant an omission in legislation"
but the pm said it's an IT problem!
August 18, 2026 at 6:17 AM
So when the next Spull?
No worries: "spull" is the NZ pronunciation.
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No worries: "spull" is the NZ pronunciation.
PSA: We've had a whiff of blood & like sharks we wanna see a spull, I feel it just as much as you I assure you but we need to keep this bit of information in mind; Nats know that whenever they've rolled a leader the successor has lost the election, they are stuck between a rock & a fuckface #NZPol
March 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
PSA: We've had a whiff of blood & like sharks we wanna see a spull, I feel it just as much as you I assure you but we need to keep this bit of information in mind; Nats know that whenever they've rolled a leader the successor has lost the election, they are stuck between a rock & a fuckface #NZPol