Squancho and Lofty

Welcome to the fan page of Squancho and Chablis; a cool cat and a kitten, both unemployed riffraff, just dying to make it in the city.

#cats #seattle #urbancats #squancho #chablis #catsofbluesky #caturday #pets #meow

Meet Squancho. He's a two year-old, Aries, polyamorus, tuxedo cat who also goes by Dr. Pepper. A distinguished gentleman to the tee; he only likes seafood, very specific toys, and yes, he is judging you.

#cats #seattle #urbancats #squancho #tuxedo #tuxedocat #catsofbluesky #caturday #pets #meow

Squancho has a new favorite spot for surveilling the premises.

#catsofbluesky #tuxedocat #seattle #catsofseattle #citycat #squancho

Squancho is investigating, very serious busines.

Squancho is supervising me while I make a garment.

#caturday #catsofbluesky #seattle #catdad #kitties #cat

Signing emails with "sincerely/cheers/best/vr" -- boring, forgettable, perfunctory

Signing emails with "May Your Future Endeavors Be Blessed by a Magical Capybara Named Squancho" -- thoughtful, memorable, leaves them with the impression that you really care

(praised be the twitchy nose of Squancho!)

[two months after making an account on Poob] aaand it's a front to create a clone of Hitler

well, at least we have Squancho!

[two months pass] aaand they're creating AI tools for black market organ harvesting

now, PNOPTKN? that's a fair deal!

[two months pass] you guys aren't gonna believe this,

that’s very squancho of you

The vtube model I told you about (Squancho)...I'll share the backstory whenever he debuts, but this is him.

BTW...I'm Sir Squancho.
ULTRA CHAN likes...
⭐️ Taco Bell
⭐️ Coffee / lattes
⭐️ Djarum Black "Ivory"
⭐️ Canon cameras
⭐️ Tascam mixers
⭐️ Alesis drum machines
⭐️ Ibanez guitars
⭐️ Tama / Roland drums
⭐️ cuddles
⭐️ Rocky Horror Picture Show
⭐️ 80s / 90s alternative music
⭐️ Asian Horror
⭐️ being interviewed

And even more art attack! #artfight #artfight2026

The last 3 are my OC's for the event. Chow, the Orcish Monk Chef, Malzahar, the merchate (but actually criminal mastermind sorcerer) and Squancho, Squanchy's long lost brother.

I will be as soon as I can afford a new company that can carry the load.
This is Squancho; the model for the model.
I'll share their backstory once I'm ready to debut. 😁

The "B-side" to the new ULTRA CHAN single, "marionette," has a video!
Like, subscribe, share, and have fun!
youtu.be/t5ZnaAaWB1o?...