*squints* *blinks*
April 13, 2024 at 2:25 AM
*squints* *blinks*
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
*squints*
Oh.
"Cry."
Whatever.
Oh.
"Cry."
Whatever.
Trump: "The Democrats are gonna terminate the filibuster as soon as they have a chance and then they're gonna approve DC and Puerto Rico as states. They get 4 more senators, 12 more congressmen, like 40 electoral votes ... you don't want to see me cry."
July 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
*squints*
Oh.
"Cry."
Whatever.
Oh.
"Cry."
Whatever.
Welcome to the resistance, uh...
[squints]
...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
[squints]
...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
October 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Welcome to the resistance, uh...
[squints]
...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
[squints]
...Marjorie Taylor Greene?
(squints) this is the tiniest candy heart text i've ever seen
If you don't have one we will be your valentine and you don't have to get us anything because the rules of the world don't apply to alternative rock there is no scarcity here only abundance
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(squints) this is the tiniest candy heart text i've ever seen
*squints*
BREAKING: D.C. Circuit issues an "administrative stay" of the preliminary injunction that would block the anti-trans military ban, but—very unusually—also directs that the plaintiffs can ask for the stay to be lifted if "any action occurs" under the policy "that negatively impacts service members."
March 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*squints*
*squints in both screenwriter and physicist*
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*squints in both screenwriter and physicist*
30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace
May 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace
welcome to the resistance *squints* breton nationalists???
June 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
welcome to the resistance *squints* breton nationalists???
Oh hell yeah we’re doing Woke 1 stuff for *squints* country music
September 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Oh hell yeah we’re doing Woke 1 stuff for *squints* country music
*squints at tree skirt*
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*squints at tree skirt*
liberals, always out there building the dog parks and (squints, pulls out reading glasses, squints again) assisted suicide facilities
“I know I can finish this tweet without making it weird DAMNIT!!!”
July 30, 2024 at 10:11 PM
liberals, always out there building the dog parks and (squints, pulls out reading glasses, squints again) assisted suicide facilities
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
*squints at capcha* select all dumpsters
October 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
*squints at capcha* select all dumpsters
[squints] i'm not sure why this is low res but i think this one is slightly less low res
March 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
[squints] i'm not sure why this is low res but i think this one is slightly less low res
Subscribe to BlueBelleHart for her *squints* epic gameplay! 🐮
February 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Subscribe to BlueBelleHart for her *squints* epic gameplay! 🐮
Can’t have a house without a *squints* Master Roksn
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Can’t have a house without a *squints* Master Roksn
Welcome to antifa <squints> wait are we sure about that <looks again> uh Cato Institute.
ICE says I cause assaults on ICE by reciting facts about ICE’s recent shooting but refuses to link to the thread. Only posting a picture. ICE lies and ICE hides. You can read the facts for yourselves
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Welcome to antifa <squints> wait are we sure about that <looks again> uh Cato Institute.
Because she squints nonstop…
Squnt
Squnt
December 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Because she squints nonstop…
Squnt
Squnt