Things said by this gremlin

I love this photo @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social took of Charlotte

So I called my bff since we were 15 and say "get this," and she and her eldest brother are like, "YOU DIDN'T KNOW???" and I'm like, "YOU DID???" and they're like, 'dear God yes, we thought your parents just chose not to medicate you, why do you think Dad called you squirrelbutt?'

That poor thing was dead from the moment it put its squirrelbutt in her face

MOTHER THERE IS SQUIRRELBUTT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Gus
GusGus
Goose
Goosetavo Dudamel
Mr Steal Your Chair
Squeak
Bear
The Floof
Dr Squirrelbutt, MD

What do you mean there's no Great Squirrelbutt Tower?

Some of my nicknames were:
Whoa (jr high)
Square (high school)
Chipmunk Cheeks (high school clique)
Squirrelbutt (bff & family)
and
Encyclopedia (grades 5-9, because I had eidetic memory)

Also 2 more you will never get out of me: one I hated, and one I still go by, 45 years later)

Stealth squirrelbutt in action.....
lay lines of communication to disrupt hooman actions...

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
#squirrelbutt 🐿️

the Squirrelbutt incident

Pissed off our regular visitor#squirrel #buttfluff Mc #Squirrelbutt today by putting down the blinds against the heat but leaving the chair which he uses to jump up the bird food house. He could see and smell it but not reach it 🙈😂

Our local #squirrel on his/her currently more than daily birdhouse visit. He/she's been given the name #buttfluff Mc Squirrelbutt by me ^^

When you try to photograph a red squirrel but it says ‘no photos, please!’ Still cute from every angle.

#WildlifePhotography #SquirrelButt #naturehumor
#naturephotography #dorset #spring #redsquirrel #brownseaisland

#wildlife #FeederVideo #SquirrelButt

It's all in where you put the camera

She casually, & if I’m being honest, ungracefully, plopped down off the counter, flounced down the stairs, & sauntered out the back door that a contractor left propped open. A relief, b/c last time they ate through the roof to get in. Still, why’d she have to rub her squirrelbutt on my counters?

Good morning! #squirrelbutt

"If you see a butt, repost a butt"

Dunno bout you, but this lil' squirrel has it packin' with the nuts and butts. Makes for perfect furry trash™ ('trash squirrel butt' art made by myself)

#furry #furryart #SquirrelButt #FurryTrash #DatTailTho