funny enough, in the 90s the eastern fans were all "Sonic is TRULY a lighthearted cartoon character in surreal environments" and the westerners were all "Sonic is actually SRSBSNS MELODRAMA" and I'm suddenly reminded of The Boss's speech at the end of MGS3
but at least we could agree he was *cocky*
but at least we could agree he was *cocky*
March 26, 2026 at 9:41 AM
funny enough, in the 90s the eastern fans were all "Sonic is TRULY a lighthearted cartoon character in surreal environments" and the westerners were all "Sonic is actually SRSBSNS MELODRAMA" and I'm suddenly reminded of The Boss's speech at the end of MGS3
but at least we could agree he was *cocky*
but at least we could agree he was *cocky*
"muh grimdark cos im a grown up! and this is srsbsns. look how hardcore and brutal and ADULT this is. this isnt about toys. this is about ADULT MEN doing ADULT MEN THINGS"
also
"eww sex is icky"
also
"eww sex is icky"
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"muh grimdark cos im a grown up! and this is srsbsns. look how hardcore and brutal and ADULT this is. this isnt about toys. this is about ADULT MEN doing ADULT MEN THINGS"
also
"eww sex is icky"
also
"eww sex is icky"
I am in crisis, this is srsbsns.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I am in crisis, this is srsbsns.
once again tho, not in english lmao (i feel more confident reading srsbsns documents in english than natlang)
September 21, 2026 at 8:21 PM
once again tho, not in english lmao (i feel more confident reading srsbsns documents in english than natlang)
Wildlife cops are srsbsns, these dudes got slapped with felony charges
2 beachfront business owners accused of scattering mothballs on St. Pete Beach to deter birds
The men said in text messages that they believed nesting black skimmers were causing their businesses to lose up to $50,000, wildlife officials said.
www.tampabay.com
July 30, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Wildlife cops are srsbsns, these dudes got slapped with felony charges
reinos srsbsns e shitpostera
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
reinos srsbsns e shitpostera
Eagles linebackers are srsbsns
September 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Eagles linebackers are srsbsns
LRP I promise I'm not bad at games on purpose
I am just. ACTUALLY that bad lmfaoooo
(If you're at all playing to win in a srsbsns kinda way I am very bad at that!)
(Obligatory "unless 👉👈" joke here tho :P)
I am just. ACTUALLY that bad lmfaoooo
(If you're at all playing to win in a srsbsns kinda way I am very bad at that!)
(Obligatory "unless 👉👈" joke here tho :P)
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
LRP I promise I'm not bad at games on purpose
I am just. ACTUALLY that bad lmfaoooo
(If you're at all playing to win in a srsbsns kinda way I am very bad at that!)
(Obligatory "unless 👉👈" joke here tho :P)
I am just. ACTUALLY that bad lmfaoooo
(If you're at all playing to win in a srsbsns kinda way I am very bad at that!)
(Obligatory "unless 👉👈" joke here tho :P)
Moobs are srsbsns apparently here on bsky
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Moobs are srsbsns apparently here on bsky
Anyway, that yellow fever history is a big part of why mosquito control is srsbsns in Florida, in no small part because the reason a Department of Health exists in the first place was because Floridians in the 19th century were desperately trying to figure out how to stop yellow fever.
September 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Anyway, that yellow fever history is a big part of why mosquito control is srsbsns in Florida, in no small part because the reason a Department of Health exists in the first place was because Floridians in the 19th century were desperately trying to figure out how to stop yellow fever.
July 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The only good reason to present online in a professional manner is as the beginning of a long and involved joke, or when you're actually getting paid for what you're doing and said "what you're doing" is srsbsns.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 AM
The only good reason to present online in a professional manner is as the beginning of a long and involved joke, or when you're actually getting paid for what you're doing and said "what you're doing" is srsbsns.
Mediocre biscuits and gravy with a side of bigotry are srsbsns, I guess
August 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Mediocre biscuits and gravy with a side of bigotry are srsbsns, I guess
there's a lesson here, which I will not learn, about trying to write srsbsns posts at Target
was supposed to say: My problems escalated when I started getting blood infections from the vascular access, which was a hemodialysis catheter (don't google that) hanging out the front of my chest 2014-2019
was supposed to say: My problems escalated when I started getting blood infections from the vascular access, which was a hemodialysis catheter (don't google that) hanging out the front of my chest 2014-2019
My problems “started” (jk jk lol I was already massively in debt from having such a high OOPM, 7500/year ish for most of this time) when I started getting infections from the access I had installed an HD catch I’d had almost constantly 2014-2019, started getting infections
December 8, 2024 at 3:54 AM
there's a lesson here, which I will not learn, about trying to write srsbsns posts at Target
was supposed to say: My problems escalated when I started getting blood infections from the vascular access, which was a hemodialysis catheter (don't google that) hanging out the front of my chest 2014-2019
was supposed to say: My problems escalated when I started getting blood infections from the vascular access, which was a hemodialysis catheter (don't google that) hanging out the front of my chest 2014-2019
Apparently it was activating his "shields" and "lagging him out" and -
srsbsns second life stuff.
srsbsns second life stuff.
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Apparently it was activating his "shields" and "lagging him out" and -
srsbsns second life stuff.
srsbsns second life stuff.
I don't play Pokemon Go, but my mom (who's SRSBSNS about the game) and one of my sisters do. They're how I learned about regional exclusives: the better souvenir for my mom when travelling abroad, compared to the usual treats I bring.
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I don't play Pokemon Go, but my mom (who's SRSBSNS about the game) and one of my sisters do. They're how I learned about regional exclusives: the better souvenir for my mom when travelling abroad, compared to the usual treats I bring.
oh hell yeah one of the big srsbsns pro decks even! looks so great!
August 23, 2024 at 10:12 PM
oh hell yeah one of the big srsbsns pro decks even! looks so great!
Tbh I felt a bit meh about the Nolan #Odyssey - despite the stellar cast it all looks very SRSBSNS Drab Filter Of Olden Days, & the vagina forehead Polyphemus looks kinda 😬, but at this point I have seen SO MANY racist chuds ridiculing Lupita & whinging about Elliot Page & DEI that I’m *going*.
July 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Tbh I felt a bit meh about the Nolan #Odyssey - despite the stellar cast it all looks very SRSBSNS Drab Filter Of Olden Days, & the vagina forehead Polyphemus looks kinda 😬, but at this point I have seen SO MANY racist chuds ridiculing Lupita & whinging about Elliot Page & DEI that I’m *going*.
That's so funny bc it sounds like "that's not even green apple that's just green"
But also for JP fandom curation and boundaries are srsbsns so sending something aggro like this to someone in their own home in a foreign language doesn't do favours for them and the community's rep. It's harrassment.
But also for JP fandom curation and boundaries are srsbsns so sending something aggro like this to someone in their own home in a foreign language doesn't do favours for them and the community's rep. It's harrassment.
March 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That's so funny bc it sounds like "that's not even green apple that's just green"
But also for JP fandom curation and boundaries are srsbsns so sending something aggro like this to someone in their own home in a foreign language doesn't do favours for them and the community's rep. It's harrassment.
But also for JP fandom curation and boundaries are srsbsns so sending something aggro like this to someone in their own home in a foreign language doesn't do favours for them and the community's rep. It's harrassment.
each expac as far as caster goes, and I still have my Maelstrom Officer's glam for SrsBsns™.
The life of a Roleplayer🤣🧵)
The life of a Roleplayer🤣🧵)
June 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
each expac as far as caster goes, and I still have my Maelstrom Officer's glam for SrsBsns™.
The life of a Roleplayer🤣🧵)
The life of a Roleplayer🤣🧵)
I've been a Templar fan for some time, but mostly because their absolute insanity is, to me, such bare faced satire. Other Imperial armies have been softened in the satire, and I'd argue that the setting has taken a few too many srsbsns pills since the early days, for me the BTs wave the satire flag
April 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I've been a Templar fan for some time, but mostly because their absolute insanity is, to me, such bare faced satire. Other Imperial armies have been softened in the satire, and I'd argue that the setting has taken a few too many srsbsns pills since the early days, for me the BTs wave the satire flag
Watching any attempt at SrsBsns in Second Life early on was always good for a laugh.
Personally made a hobby out of finding ways to break people's attempts to sandbox a corpo sim. Oh, no flight no rez? That's okay, I'll use a script-flyer on my av and toss a megaprim mocker-board on my av's head.
Personally made a hobby out of finding ways to break people's attempts to sandbox a corpo sim. Oh, no flight no rez? That's okay, I'll use a script-flyer on my av and toss a megaprim mocker-board on my av's head.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Watching any attempt at SrsBsns in Second Life early on was always good for a laugh.
Personally made a hobby out of finding ways to break people's attempts to sandbox a corpo sim. Oh, no flight no rez? That's okay, I'll use a script-flyer on my av and toss a megaprim mocker-board on my av's head.
Personally made a hobby out of finding ways to break people's attempts to sandbox a corpo sim. Oh, no flight no rez? That's okay, I'll use a script-flyer on my av and toss a megaprim mocker-board on my av's head.
my paper guy is gonna beat up your paper guy, see, I made him lil throwing stars in this pink printed paper so you know they are srsbsns
April 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
my paper guy is gonna beat up your paper guy, see, I made him lil throwing stars in this pink printed paper so you know they are srsbsns