NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, flummoxed dog, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Renard is doing les stalky stalkies of moi!Moi should be doing les stalky stalkies of Monsieur Renard! Moi is une chienne! Le monde has gone nutzoid dans beaucoup de ways. Moi needs to do des thinky thinkies.”
October 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, flummoxed dog, said when interviewed “moi thinks Monsieur Renard is doing les stalky stalkies of moi!Moi should be doing les stalky stalkies of Monsieur Renard! Moi is une chienne! Le monde has gone nutzoid dans beaucoup de ways. Moi needs to do des thinky thinkies.”
This is weird.. is he being genuine or just a twat? I suspect the latter. @michaeltsb.bsky.social why won't he leave us alone?!!! He's turning slightly stalky.
October 19, 2026 at 10:09 AM
This is weird.. is he being genuine or just a twat? I suspect the latter. @michaeltsb.bsky.social why won't he leave us alone?!!! He's turning slightly stalky.
Fuck off, Porky Stalky.
October 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Fuck off, Porky Stalky.
IIRC, that was used in a chapter in a boys' school story. Possibly Fifth form at St Dominic's or Stalky & Co
October 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
IIRC, that was used in a chapter in a boys' school story. Possibly Fifth form at St Dominic's or Stalky & Co
I slept!!! 💃🏽💃🏽And it's good thing my phone shows me little stalky-like messages such as "Weekend Morning" because I almost wished everyone a good Monday. Lol. Coffee is medicinal today!!
October 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I slept!!! 💃🏽💃🏽And it's good thing my phone shows me little stalky-like messages such as "Weekend Morning" because I almost wished everyone a good Monday. Lol. Coffee is medicinal today!!
Be careful, it sounds a little “stalky” from this side.
October 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Be careful, it sounds a little “stalky” from this side.
With all the stalky waste being consigned to the composter during autumn clearing, that last cut of grass makes a welcome green addition to the heap, adding nutritious sappy material to the pile.🌱
October 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
With all the stalky waste being consigned to the composter during autumn clearing, that last cut of grass makes a welcome green addition to the heap, adding nutritious sappy material to the pile.🌱
I love to show you off. Jesus life looks incredibly good on you. Stalky and dark, but proactively honorable looks so good on you.
Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would
Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would
October 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I love to show you off. Jesus life looks incredibly good on you. Stalky and dark, but proactively honorable looks so good on you.
Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would
Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would look so good on you. Regalia would
Lol I just saw the meltdown of multiple screenshots plus her commentary talking about "her stalker."
Ma'am? C*msock? One might consider the person posting pics of posts on another platform to be a little stalky. 🤦🏼 There is no way around that.
And the more you demand I do something, the less I will
Ma'am? C*msock? One might consider the person posting pics of posts on another platform to be a little stalky. 🤦🏼 There is no way around that.
And the more you demand I do something, the less I will
October 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Lol I just saw the meltdown of multiple screenshots plus her commentary talking about "her stalker."
Ma'am? C*msock? One might consider the person posting pics of posts on another platform to be a little stalky. 🤦🏼 There is no way around that.
And the more you demand I do something, the less I will
Ma'am? C*msock? One might consider the person posting pics of posts on another platform to be a little stalky. 🤦🏼 There is no way around that.
And the more you demand I do something, the less I will
One would assume Substack to be LESS stalky than Blue Sky.
And one would be incorrect.
And one would be incorrect.
October 12, 2026 at 4:24 AM
One would assume Substack to be LESS stalky than Blue Sky.
And one would be incorrect.
And one would be incorrect.
Lovely! I can't play anymore because some Stalky Fuck Mutt saved my last pic.
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October 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Lovely! I can't play anymore because some Stalky Fuck Mutt saved my last pic.
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The first love always turns out like this. At school I was unrequitedly obsessed with this girl in my class, thought she was a goddess, & a while back I looked her up (not in a stalky way just in the course of checking out peeps from school 😅) and there she was with a fucking Vote Reform banner..
All through secondary school had a crush on the cutest boy. Met him in a bar 10 years after leaving. Still gorgeous, couldn't believe he was single. Finally got my snog. He kissed like a leaky washing machine, my face was wet through. Gave him a fake number.
October 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
The first love always turns out like this. At school I was unrequitedly obsessed with this girl in my class, thought she was a goddess, & a while back I looked her up (not in a stalky way just in the course of checking out peeps from school 😅) and there she was with a fucking Vote Reform banner..
😹 My guess is she blocked me, unblocked to be stalky, then reblocked me. I think we have mutuals but I must have said something too Jewish? 🤷
October 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
😹 My guess is she blocked me, unblocked to be stalky, then reblocked me. I think we have mutuals but I must have said something too Jewish? 🤷
Latest assignment was to design an anthropomorphic character. This here is “Stella” who is based off a Steller Sea Lion
#characterdesign #oc #anthro
#characterdesign #oc #anthro
October 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Latest assignment was to design an anthropomorphic character. This here is “Stella” who is based off a Steller Sea Lion
#characterdesign #oc #anthro
#characterdesign #oc #anthro
I’m older and live in a forest by myself and my health issues are really the only thing I’m not happy with. Partly bc of covid and masking, I haven’t had a creepy stalky man in years. 😊 And I literally have bears come by but they leave when I tell them to.
October 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I’m older and live in a forest by myself and my health issues are really the only thing I’m not happy with. Partly bc of covid and masking, I haven’t had a creepy stalky man in years. 😊 And I literally have bears come by but they leave when I tell them to.
Alright. I’ll make that as a permanent promise to you and wubbso.
Also Wubbso. I know you don’t like me so much. But if I’m going to be really honest, I was trying my very best to not be so weird and less stalky as you claimed that I am. Maybe I’ll take your word and maybe make you a gift besides-
Also Wubbso. I know you don’t like me so much. But if I’m going to be really honest, I was trying my very best to not be so weird and less stalky as you claimed that I am. Maybe I’ll take your word and maybe make you a gift besides-
October 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Alright. I’ll make that as a permanent promise to you and wubbso.
Also Wubbso. I know you don’t like me so much. But if I’m going to be really honest, I was trying my very best to not be so weird and less stalky as you claimed that I am. Maybe I’ll take your word and maybe make you a gift besides-
Also Wubbso. I know you don’t like me so much. But if I’m going to be really honest, I was trying my very best to not be so weird and less stalky as you claimed that I am. Maybe I’ll take your word and maybe make you a gift besides-
once I saw her online, then I could /whisper @user or open a /chat terminal ofc .
I sorry this seems a little stalky.
I was a healthy relationship!! =D
I sorry this seems a little stalky.
I was a healthy relationship!! =D
October 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
once I saw her online, then I could /whisper @user or open a /chat terminal ofc .
I sorry this seems a little stalky.
I was a healthy relationship!! =D
I sorry this seems a little stalky.
I was a healthy relationship!! =D
I adore you.
(Dunsterville was a childhood friend of Kipling, who modeled his character "Stalky" (of the eponymous story collection "Stalky & Co") on him and their school days. Just a GLIMMER of what they missed!)
(Dunsterville was a childhood friend of Kipling, who modeled his character "Stalky" (of the eponymous story collection "Stalky & Co") on him and their school days. Just a GLIMMER of what they missed!)
October 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I adore you.
(Dunsterville was a childhood friend of Kipling, who modeled his character "Stalky" (of the eponymous story collection "Stalky & Co") on him and their school days. Just a GLIMMER of what they missed!)
(Dunsterville was a childhood friend of Kipling, who modeled his character "Stalky" (of the eponymous story collection "Stalky & Co") on him and their school days. Just a GLIMMER of what they missed!)
everything i have is old and boring tho because eventually i stopped stalking so much cuz haha idk but now its like im very stalky but definitely not as before in a way yet somehow at the same time more stalky than ever
October 6, 2026 at 11:13 AM
everything i have is old and boring tho because eventually i stopped stalking so much cuz haha idk but now its like im very stalky but definitely not as before in a way yet somehow at the same time more stalky than ever
6/10 — Auteuil, 15h05 - C3
🐎 Prix Piomares (haies, Cl2, 3.500 m)
BAGHERA DU BERLAIS, 2ᵉ d'une Cl1 sur la piste, passe en Cl2. NARVICK SWEEN n'a cédé qu'à STALKY entre les deux dernières haies…
🐎 Prix Piomares (haies, Cl2, 3.500 m)
BAGHERA DU BERLAIS, 2ᵉ d'une Cl1 sur la piste, passe en Cl2. NARVICK SWEEN n'a cédé qu'à STALKY entre les deux dernières haies…
buff.ly
October 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
6/10 — Auteuil, 15h05 - C3
🐎 Prix Piomares (haies, Cl2, 3.500 m)
BAGHERA DU BERLAIS, 2ᵉ d'une Cl1 sur la piste, passe en Cl2. NARVICK SWEEN n'a cédé qu'à STALKY entre les deux dernières haies…
🐎 Prix Piomares (haies, Cl2, 3.500 m)
BAGHERA DU BERLAIS, 2ᵉ d'une Cl1 sur la piste, passe en Cl2. NARVICK SWEEN n'a cédé qu'à STALKY entre les deux dernières haies…
Were small that they famished and
Grew so lean and would not round
Out their stalky limbs again though peace
Grew so lean and would not round
Out their stalky limbs again though peace
October 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Were small that they famished and
Grew so lean and would not round
Out their stalky limbs again though peace
Grew so lean and would not round
Out their stalky limbs again though peace
Was there some kind of particular Irish taboo against shooting foxes? "being an Irishman, I must not be guilty of shooting poor Reynard"
In Stalky and Co McTurk also says that shooting foxes 'Is like murder'. It was to save the foxes for hunting with hounds?
In Stalky and Co McTurk also says that shooting foxes 'Is like murder'. It was to save the foxes for hunting with hounds?
October 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Was there some kind of particular Irish taboo against shooting foxes? "being an Irishman, I must not be guilty of shooting poor Reynard"
In Stalky and Co McTurk also says that shooting foxes 'Is like murder'. It was to save the foxes for hunting with hounds?
In Stalky and Co McTurk also says that shooting foxes 'Is like murder'. It was to save the foxes for hunting with hounds?
This is how I'd like to go out - peacefully lying in a field of poppies. But it's more likely my stalky neighbor will murder me. #Svengoolie
October 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This is how I'd like to go out - peacefully lying in a field of poppies. But it's more likely my stalky neighbor will murder me. #Svengoolie
For me , short and stalky usually wins out as one of my top turn ons
October 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
For me , short and stalky usually wins out as one of my top turn ons
October 2, 2026 at 10:13 AM