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kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
I do not blame anyone for doing what they have to do but I am so glad I got out of the "trying to be a famous stand up comedian" game before everyone had to start doing r/standupshots
October 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
hrkac.fun
for $25,000 you can force me to go to this show. i’ll write you a little trip report about it. i’ll sit up front
flyer for a comedy show top half: a bizarre menagerie of cops in uniform and standupshots lookin asses. bottom left text: FIRST RESPONDERS DO STAND UP! HEROES OFF DUTY COMEDY TOUR SAVING LIVES WITH LAUGHTER! bottom right text: DALLAS, TX NOV 19 7:30 PM AT TEXAS THEATRE
October 31, 2026 at 6:32 AM
viktorshtrum.bsky.social
r/standupshots
September 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
crabman.bsky.social
"Rice is the perfect food for when you want to eat 5 of something."

-Crab Man Comedy

Source: r/StandUpShots
August 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
viktorshtrum.bsky.social
r/standupshots
rbreich.bsky.social Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · Aug 14
If all income in excess of $400,000 were subject to the Social Security payroll tax, Social Security’s solvency would be guaranteed forever. We could also expand Social Security benefits.

There’s no reason even to consider reducing Social Security benefits or raising the age of eligibility.
August 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
drasticactions.dev
they let anything on r/standupshots now
The joke is like there's two economists going on a hike in the woods, and they come across a pile of shit, and one economist says to the other, I'll pay you $100 to eat that shit. So the economist eats the shit, gets the $100, and they keep walking. Then they come across another pile of shit, and the other economist says, now I'll pay you $100 to eat the pile of shit. So he pays the other economist $100 pile of shit. Then they said, wait a second, we both just ate a pile of shit, and we don't have any more extra money. Like, you just gave the $100 back to me, and we both ate a pile of shit. This doesn't make any sense. And they said, no, no, but think of the economy. because that's $200 in the economy. that eating @elon_munks shit would count as a job. This is to illustrate the absurdity. ©All Rights Reserved https://porno-fiend.com/standup
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
scrubby.bsky.social
i did this as a standup joke and posted it on standupshots lol. it was not well received. the guy who posted a lot of those from our scene was on adam friedland lol
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
mkb.sh
sadly I was banned from standupshots for a similar joke. this type of comedy can’t be done in America today 🎭 😞
July 6, 2024 at 11:06 PM
mkb.sh
I’m being radicalized by the standupshots reply guy level of media interpretation out there
May 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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It’s a pretty fun time to be doing stand-up. It feels bigger than ever, and tossing jokes out into the internet void is kind of part of the process now. It’s a great way to see what hits without having to wait for a late show crowd to wake up. And every once in a while, you realize the internet laughs harder than any room you’ve been in. If you enjoy any of these jokes, be sure to visit the comedians’ pages for more funny stuff. ## 1. via r/standupshots ## 2. via r/standupshots ## 3. via r/standupshots ## 4. via r/standupshots ## 5. via r/standupshots ## 6. via r/standupshots ## 7. via r/standupshots ## 8. via r/standupshots ## 9. via r/standupshots ## 10. via r/standupshots ## 11. via r/standupshots ## 12. via r/standupshots ## 13. via r/standupshots ## 14. via r/standupshots ## 15. via r/standupshots ## 16. via r/standupshots ## 17. via r/standupshots ## 18. via r/standupshots ## 19. via r/standupshots ## 20. via r/standupshots ## 21. via r/standupshots ## 22. via r/standupshots ## 23. via r/standupshots ## 24. via r/standupshots ## 25. via r/standupshots ## 26. via r/standupshots ## 27. via r/standupshots ## 28. via r/standupshots ## 29. via r/standupshots ## 30. via r/standupshots ## 31. via r/standupshots ## 32. via r/standupshots ## 33. via r/standupshots ## 34. via r/standupshots ## 35. via r/standupshots ## 36. via r/standupshots ## 37. via r/standupshots ## 38. via r/standupshots ## 39. via r/standupshots ## 40. via r/standupshots ## 41. via r/standupshots ## 42. via r/standupshots ## 43. via r/standupshots ## 44. via r/standupshots ## 45. via r/standupshots ## 46. via r/standupshots ## 47. via r/standupshots ## 48. via r/standupshots ## 49. via r/standupshots ## 50. via r/standupshots
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April 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
silly.bsky.social
images that got me banned from r/standupshots
“There are two things men have that women lack. First is a penis, and the second... COMMON SENSE!" @sigmaprincephilip With the way things are going up there in Canada, they might as well rename "Tim Hortons" to "Tim Abortions!" Manuel Labor "yeah, i'm NOT going to eat the heart of your eldest son! ... just kidding!" -The Devious Gentleman @deviousgmstandup "it was the 70s, so it was fine if i said it" - chevorah "chevy" chase
May 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
silly.bsky.social
looking at my reddit account history is funny because half my posts are serious political takes and the other half are like this
kamala harris post on r/albania r/art "gelfrey" and it's a drawing of a little goblin man r/adviceanimals post saying "not sure if trump is corrupt or just stupid" "there are two things men have that women lack. first is a penis, and the second... common sense! @sigmaprincephilip" r/standupshots
June 3, 2024 at 2:15 PM
silly.bsky.social
dont know why r/standupshots banned me for this. sounds like transphobia
August 4, 2023 at 4:28 PM
anyascreen.bsky.social
Workshopping an r/standupshots joke something along the lines of "so, Charlie Kirk, eh? I've heard of shot/chaser but never shot BY chaser! Eyyy!" And then the audience beats me to death with the microphone
September 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
jeremykaplowitz.com
standupshots are back, but instead of participating in this hot new instagram trend, i have printed out the ones i made when i was in college and destroyed them
like a swarm of cicadas, the standupshot has returned and I will never ever post one this is what lazy comedy looked like before powerpoint was invented at least with a stand up clip, i can hear the laughs. with the standupshot, i have no idea if the joke even worked. hell, you could have just rented out Union Hall and done a photoshoot
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
zheanna.lol
i'm in my r/StandupShots era
I'm a big fan of DL trade or as we called it in 1999.....using Napster photo in the style of one of those shitty standup comedian quote photos posted to reddit
September 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
stonedonkey.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I've fell into a bush this is startlingly accurate. #jokes #standupcomedy #standupshots #joke
You never really need to learn how to fight, you can just push someone into a bush. Sounds dumb... Until you realize nobody knows how to get out of a bush.
March 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
andrewbiggs.com.au
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February 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
videogamefelix.bsky.social
You cannot be seriously referencing that fake standupshots post right
May 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
liberallecter.bsky.social
He stole this one from me and tried to pass it off as his own on r/standupshots of all places. Really pathetic behavior. But what more can you expect from a white podcast bro
May 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
scifantasy.bsky.social
You know who I feel, not bad for exactly, but sympathetic for with this whole Platner story?

@patrickhastie.bsky.social.

You know...

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October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
soundskinda.gay
Oh man, this makes me nostalgic for the old /r/standupshots days. I'm glad you and my other favorite, Josh Johnson, are doing so well these days. Career-wise, anyway. The world is still on fire after all.
June 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
hyperglavin.bsky.social
r/standupshots
December 7, 2023 at 6:27 PM
drl.bsky.social
I know this is going to sound just...absolutely ridiculous, but I know the guy who invented -so to speak†- this image format ~15 years ago and it is wild to see it just out in the world like this with a dedicated bot and everything.

You love to see it.

† - the founder of /r/standupshots
And image of a well kept gentleman in a suit holding a microphone and about to sip a drink. Next to him is the following text: I have a Level 85 dwarven paladin,...an 82 shadow priest, and I'm currentlyleveling a warrior through Northrend,although I spend most of my timetanking instances in the Dungeon Finder.I've held off on getting Mists of Pandariabecause I got burned out on endgameprogression after Wrath of the Lich Kingand the Cataclysm content is still new to me.Plus monks seem redundant in an eraof dual specialization and viable hybrid DPS,and while I know they're well-establishedin the lore, Pandaren don't appeal to me.So I'm wrapping up a Taunka questlinein the Borean Tundra, trying to determineif I should go to Dragonblight or Grizzly Hills,and now you know how I feel whenyou won't shut up about sports.
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 AM
juddgment.bsky.social
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#fyp #funny #art #explore #texting #jokes #cats #standupcomedy #comedy #standupshots #dating #depression
December 28, 2024 at 5:25 PM