Best they can do is more Bret Stephens.
November 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Best they can do is more Bret Stephens.
The elections are going better for Republicans than you think.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
November 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The elections are going better for Republicans than you think.
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
Oh lord I just read the latest Bret Stephens column. Why didn't one of you stop me from doing that?!?
November 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oh lord I just read the latest Bret Stephens column. Why didn't one of you stop me from doing that?!?
A very good morning to Haley Stephens.
November 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
A very good morning to Haley Stephens.
Give me Bret Stephens' job
has the New York Times announced the roster of new progressive columnists they're bringing on board, the restructuring and creation of new verticals, and other dramatic steps they're taking to reflect the Real America they didn't properly understand or nah?
November 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Give me Bret Stephens' job
Je suis Dan Sullivan. (The Republican Dan Sullivan.)
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
November 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Je suis Dan Sullivan. (The Republican Dan Sullivan.)
by Bret Stephens
by Bret Stephens
"You Roblox looking bitch" is such an amazing insult for Hailey Stephens.
November 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"You Roblox looking bitch" is such an amazing insult for Hailey Stephens.
Bret Stephens is the Haley Stevens of #BrokenTimes columnists.
November 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Bret Stephens is the Haley Stevens of #BrokenTimes columnists.
NYT Opinion: The Blue Wave Means People Want A Stronger President by Bret Stephens
November 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
NYT Opinion: The Blue Wave Means People Want A Stronger President by Bret Stephens
Bret Stephens?
November 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Bret Stephens?
Evelyn Normielib would make Bret Stephens cry
The underestimation of Dems last night was larger than any pro-Republican error in the polls over the last decade with the exception of 2020. And I don't see major media orgs fundamentally reshaping their columnist slates or editorial priorities to address their "blind spot," as they did after 2024.
November 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Evelyn Normielib would make Bret Stephens cry
Never read the latest Bret Stephens column.
November 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Never read the latest Bret Stephens column.
Stephens staffer: Ma'am, The Boss just put out a statement endorsing El-Sayed
Stephens: Elliot Brandt did what?
Stephens: Elliot Brandt did what?
November 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Stephens staffer: Ma'am, The Boss just put out a statement endorsing El-Sayed
Stephens: Elliot Brandt did what?
Stephens: Elliot Brandt did what?
I wouldn't vote *solely* to annoy Bret Stephens
Let me save you a click (it's a Stephens article): it means making Bret Stephens apocalyptically angry, which is a great reason to do it.
Opinion | What a Vote for Abdul El-Sayed Means
Electing Abdul El-Sayed would contribute to the normalization of the antisemitism that his candidacy has helped to produce.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I wouldn't vote *solely* to annoy Bret Stephens
Was the Democratic Victory *Too* Big? by Bret Stephens
November 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Was the Democratic Victory *Too* Big? by Bret Stephens
Ironically Stephens does kind of look like Tricia Cotham, they give the same vibe at least.
Anyhow, the outcome will be the same.
Anyhow, the outcome will be the same.
November 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Ironically Stephens does kind of look like Tricia Cotham, they give the same vibe at least.
Anyhow, the outcome will be the same.
Anyhow, the outcome will be the same.
Let me save you a click (it's a Stephens article): it means making Bret Stephens apocalyptically angry, which is a great reason to do it.
Opinion | What a Vote for Abdul El-Sayed Means
Electing Abdul El-Sayed would contribute to the normalization of the antisemitism that his candidacy has helped to produce.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Let me save you a click (it's a Stephens article): it means making Bret Stephens apocalyptically angry, which is a great reason to do it.
Wow, we got a regular Bret Stephens here
November 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Wow, we got a regular Bret Stephens here
obviously it is not the actual position of the Times that criticizing the paper disqualifies you from being a columnist. Bret Stephens was a vocal critic of the 1619 Project and the paper's decision to spike the Tom Cotton column in 2020.
November 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
obviously it is not the actual position of the Times that criticizing the paper disqualifies you from being a columnist. Bret Stephens was a vocal critic of the 1619 Project and the paper's decision to spike the Tom Cotton column in 2020.
Give him Bret Stephens' job
Give me Bret Stephens' job
has the New York Times announced the roster of new progressive columnists they're bringing on board, the restructuring and creation of new verticals, and other dramatic steps they're taking to reflect the Real America they didn't properly understand or nah?
November 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Give him Bret Stephens' job
Sarah Stephens doesn’t know
November 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Sarah Stephens doesn’t know
So are national news outlets allowed to have progressive columnists again or is it still the theory that there is unlimited consumer demand to explore the ideological range between Bari Weiss and Bret Stephens?
November 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
So are national news outlets allowed to have progressive columnists again or is it still the theory that there is unlimited consumer demand to explore the ideological range between Bari Weiss and Bret Stephens?
Perhaps against a Hayley Stephens?
November 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Perhaps against a Hayley Stephens?
The nine-word version is: “My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.”
To Bret Stephens no less!
To Bret Stephens no less!
The five words that should follow Schumer forever are “you voted for Andrew Cuomo”
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight.
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
November 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The nine-word version is: “My job is to keep the left pro-Israel.”
To Bret Stephens no less!
To Bret Stephens no less!
