Nothing says alpha male like being wheeled to safety between the dinner rolls and the Sterno cans.
August 11, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Nothing says alpha male like being wheeled to safety between the dinner rolls and the Sterno cans.
Jesus Christ, what is he drinking? Sterno?
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Jesus Christ, what is he drinking? Sterno?
You could use his hair gel as hotel pan sterno
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You could use his hair gel as hotel pan sterno
I love this although also I will say, Sterno on a subway is a CHOICE
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I love this although also I will say, Sterno on a subway is a CHOICE
June 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
E comunque oggi è il primo giorno senza dolore allo sterno 😍❤️🩹
November 21, 2024 at 9:16 AM
E comunque oggi è il primo giorno senza dolore allo sterno 😍❤️🩹
Lighting a Sterno in memoriam
August 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lighting a Sterno in memoriam
“Sterno bender” broke me, hoooly shit that’s funny
March 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“Sterno bender” broke me, hoooly shit that’s funny
that’s what the sterno is for
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
that’s what the sterno is for
Me after I light a Sterno
December 11, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Me after I light a Sterno
Ernest Hits the Sterno
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ernest Hits the Sterno
I am ready to start my own mission to Mars. Is anyone with me?
I have cans of sterno, so we have a pretty solid start.
I have cans of sterno, so we have a pretty solid start.
June 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I am ready to start my own mission to Mars. Is anyone with me?
I have cans of sterno, so we have a pretty solid start.
I have cans of sterno, so we have a pretty solid start.
sterno
boils the blood
boils the blood
Man carrying around a box of spent tear gas canisters. "Been shooting them off all morning. Just a fraction..."
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
sterno
boils the blood
boils the blood
They can gather around a can of sterno
December 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
They can gather around a can of sterno
eating sterno warmed WIC food as you thoughtlessly eject and reinsert a casette into the walkman a wealthier relative gave you for christmas. you haven't had money for the batteries in weeks. it's your most prized possession
April 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
eating sterno warmed WIC food as you thoughtlessly eject and reinsert a casette into the walkman a wealthier relative gave you for christmas. you haven't had money for the batteries in weeks. it's your most prized possession
And with that, all Bibles in the breakfast hall caught on fire, providing the essential heat source for food in place of Sterno cans
Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast on himself: "He may not have ever read the Bible, but he will be a much stronger messenger for us"
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
And with that, all Bibles in the breakfast hall caught on fire, providing the essential heat source for food in place of Sterno cans
is sterno a type of napalm
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
is sterno a type of napalm
following the scent of sterno cans to find food
September 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
following the scent of sterno cans to find food
Actually, everything's great! Trump stroked-out during the SoTU and isn't expected to make it; Elon's kid strangled him with his little legs; Vance skied off a cliff; Mike Johnson vanished up his own asshole, and Hegseth died after a Sterno bender. Democracy is saved!
Enjoy the rest of the cruise.
Enjoy the rest of the cruise.
March 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Actually, everything's great! Trump stroked-out during the SoTU and isn't expected to make it; Elon's kid strangled him with his little legs; Vance skied off a cliff; Mike Johnson vanished up his own asshole, and Hegseth died after a Sterno bender. Democracy is saved!
Enjoy the rest of the cruise.
Enjoy the rest of the cruise.