/r/wallstreetbets is resigned to the end of American fiat currency by next year with the dollar turning into Zimbabwe, if you wonder how well the redpill stockbros are doing
April 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
/r/wallstreetbets is resigned to the end of American fiat currency by next year with the dollar turning into Zimbabwe, if you wonder how well the redpill stockbros are doing
Right but I mention that because he's bragged more than once how well he knows it.
The same way stockbros in the 80s would lie about it.
The same way stockbros in the 80s would lie about it.
July 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Right but I mention that because he's bragged more than once how well he knows it.
The same way stockbros in the 80s would lie about it.
The same way stockbros in the 80s would lie about it.
The extraordinary thing about Michael Burry, the reason stockbros and wallstreetbets vets love him so, is he's like the ONE GUY who picked through the manure pile and found an actual, valid, verifiable fact he could hang a strategy on.
"On (x) date, a billion bad loans will default."
"On (x) date, a billion bad loans will default."
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The extraordinary thing about Michael Burry, the reason stockbros and wallstreetbets vets love him so, is he's like the ONE GUY who picked through the manure pile and found an actual, valid, verifiable fact he could hang a strategy on.
"On (x) date, a billion bad loans will default."
"On (x) date, a billion bad loans will default."
I sometimes get the feeling that stockbros aren’t really smart.
March 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I sometimes get the feeling that stockbros aren’t really smart.
It's a science inasmuch as it studies human greed and patterns in human behavior. The math is secondary but stockbros pretend its the primary purpose.
July 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It's a science inasmuch as it studies human greed and patterns in human behavior. The math is secondary but stockbros pretend its the primary purpose.
This is because stockbros are some of the dumbest human beings on God's green earth.
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is because stockbros are some of the dumbest human beings on God's green earth.
so is that kardashian woman opening pokemon cards good or bad
i see a lot of stockbros say it's bad and that they have to sell their shit asap, so i assume it's good for the hobby as those fucks are fleeing
i see a lot of stockbros say it's bad and that they have to sell their shit asap, so i assume it's good for the hobby as those fucks are fleeing
March 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
so is that kardashian woman opening pokemon cards good or bad
i see a lot of stockbros say it's bad and that they have to sell their shit asap, so i assume it's good for the hobby as those fucks are fleeing
i see a lot of stockbros say it's bad and that they have to sell their shit asap, so i assume it's good for the hobby as those fucks are fleeing
Stockbros like Timmy Pool like
April 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Stockbros like Timmy Pool like
chiikawa is peak but it's so funny to see chiikawa get so big that even stockbros are talking about it like it's the next pokemon
August 17, 2026 at 8:46 AM
chiikawa is peak but it's so funny to see chiikawa get so big that even stockbros are talking about it like it's the next pokemon
The gamers stockbros and gooners are gonna form a whole-ass army like a shittier version of the Galactic Council in Doctor Who at this point
April 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The gamers stockbros and gooners are gonna form a whole-ass army like a shittier version of the Galactic Council in Doctor Who at this point
Other companies like Disney and Toei are also partnered with Toon Boom for the same AI tools, but are still committed to traditional animation methods (for now). Techbros and stockbros have no place in creative industries whatsoever.
June 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Other companies like Disney and Toei are also partnered with Toon Boom for the same AI tools, but are still committed to traditional animation methods (for now). Techbros and stockbros have no place in creative industries whatsoever.
You know that scene in Robocop where all the stockbros are killing themselves? Unrelated, just kind of thinking about it.
January 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You know that scene in Robocop where all the stockbros are killing themselves? Unrelated, just kind of thinking about it.
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PRESENTS 🎉:
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Created from digital stills via...
#StockBros by #NakedSword
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Love You(r) Loads ‼️
🍌...💦💦
#ThirstDaze ⚔️
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THIRSTDAZE
PRESENTS 🎉:
"HOT INTERN TRAINING DAY"
Created from digital stills via...
#StockBros by #NakedSword
XxX
Papi Rico
[CJ in SF]
Love You(r) Loads ‼️
🍌...💦💦
#ThirstDaze ⚔️
#CockSucking
#NipplePlay
#YAY 👅
May 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
💦💦 THIRSTY
THIRSTDAZE
PRESENTS 🎉:
"HOT INTERN TRAINING DAY"
Created from digital stills via...
#StockBros by #NakedSword
XxX
Papi Rico
[CJ in SF]
Love You(r) Loads ‼️
🍌...💦💦
#ThirstDaze ⚔️
#CockSucking
#NipplePlay
#YAY 👅
THIRSTDAZE
PRESENTS 🎉:
"HOT INTERN TRAINING DAY"
Created from digital stills via...
#StockBros by #NakedSword
XxX
Papi Rico
[CJ in SF]
Love You(r) Loads ‼️
🍌...💦💦
#ThirstDaze ⚔️
#CockSucking
#NipplePlay
#YAY 👅
Let me add #farmhousechic and #stockbros
December 5, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Let me add #farmhousechic and #stockbros
This is one perspective. But you should get others to make as rational a decision as one can when gambling your future with techbros + stockbros
SpaceX's index fund debut will look nothing like what most investors expect, says Jacob Friedman
Float mechanics, competing methodologies, and a flurry of rule rewrites mean passive investors face wildly unequal SpaceX exposure.
www.investmentnews.com
May 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is one perspective. But you should get others to make as rational a decision as one can when gambling your future with techbros + stockbros
I woke up way too early before work but the first thing I saw on here was stockbros going woke so the comedy kinda makes up for it
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I woke up way too early before work but the first thing I saw on here was stockbros going woke so the comedy kinda makes up for it
What flavor of lifestyle did you get/mix?
Ya got your furries, scalies, model hobbyist’s, Warhammer enthusiasts, fanficters, nsfw fanficters, littles, artists, nsfw artists, all around artists, VTubers, musicians, puppies, cottagecore/farmers/gardeners, workout enthusiasts, bellybros, stockbros. :0
Ya got your furries, scalies, model hobbyist’s, Warhammer enthusiasts, fanficters, nsfw fanficters, littles, artists, nsfw artists, all around artists, VTubers, musicians, puppies, cottagecore/farmers/gardeners, workout enthusiasts, bellybros, stockbros. :0
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What flavor of lifestyle did you get/mix?
Ya got your furries, scalies, model hobbyist’s, Warhammer enthusiasts, fanficters, nsfw fanficters, littles, artists, nsfw artists, all around artists, VTubers, musicians, puppies, cottagecore/farmers/gardeners, workout enthusiasts, bellybros, stockbros. :0
Ya got your furries, scalies, model hobbyist’s, Warhammer enthusiasts, fanficters, nsfw fanficters, littles, artists, nsfw artists, all around artists, VTubers, musicians, puppies, cottagecore/farmers/gardeners, workout enthusiasts, bellybros, stockbros. :0
Iran said it wasn't talking, but I'll guess that stockbros will ignore reality. More they do so worse the pop.
Can we just rid ourselves of this bullshit ass system that doesn't work for anyone but the richest of the rich.
Can we just rid ourselves of this bullshit ass system that doesn't work for anyone but the richest of the rich.
DONALD TRUMP SAYS THAT A DEAL WITH IRAN COULD BE ARRANGED WITHIN ABOUT FIVE DAYS OR EVEN SOONER
March 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Iran said it wasn't talking, but I'll guess that stockbros will ignore reality. More they do so worse the pop.
Can we just rid ourselves of this bullshit ass system that doesn't work for anyone but the richest of the rich.
Can we just rid ourselves of this bullshit ass system that doesn't work for anyone but the richest of the rich.
Need a livestream of VCs and StockBros jumping off the buldings... for research purposes 🤧
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Need a livestream of VCs and StockBros jumping off the buldings... for research purposes 🤧
Here's the thing, I have a friend that knows business and stocks. They think that even if the game does well it won't recoup the losses from the leaks and production. Causing the stockbros to short the market, covering puts selling oil and ai futures. So the industry crashes, the ai bubble pops.
August 21, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Here's the thing, I have a friend that knows business and stocks. They think that even if the game does well it won't recoup the losses from the leaks and production. Causing the stockbros to short the market, covering puts selling oil and ai futures. So the industry crashes, the ai bubble pops.
I'm thinking more of how stockbros in the 80s claimed it was their Bible, which is where Hegseth derives his alleged esteem for it. Which is also one of the reasons I don't believe he's read it.
I have, btw, and while your interpretation is interesting, it's also only one way to read it.
I have, btw, and while your interpretation is interesting, it's also only one way to read it.
July 30, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I'm thinking more of how stockbros in the 80s claimed it was their Bible, which is where Hegseth derives his alleged esteem for it. Which is also one of the reasons I don't believe he's read it.
I have, btw, and while your interpretation is interesting, it's also only one way to read it.
I have, btw, and while your interpretation is interesting, it's also only one way to read it.
gambling addict stockbros are as easily spooked as a horse approached from behind, and more prone to magical thinking than fucking gandalf
April 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
gambling addict stockbros are as easily spooked as a horse approached from behind, and more prone to magical thinking than fucking gandalf
I guess for detail uh Yugioh makes sure its accessible. That 30 dollar card is gonna be 25 cents in a year or two once its reprinted, ensuring that with some exception the game is super affordable and easy to buy. Because of this, stockbros and finance fucks stay away, but that also mean boxes rot.
June 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I guess for detail uh Yugioh makes sure its accessible. That 30 dollar card is gonna be 25 cents in a year or two once its reprinted, ensuring that with some exception the game is super affordable and easy to buy. Because of this, stockbros and finance fucks stay away, but that also mean boxes rot.
I kinda hate that StockBros came up with the nickname we're all going to be using for The Conald from now on... #TACO #TACODonald #PresidentTACO #OrangeTACO
May 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I kinda hate that StockBros came up with the nickname we're all going to be using for The Conald from now on... #TACO #TACODonald #PresidentTACO #OrangeTACO