I have a joke about Medusa but it leaves people stonefaced
I have a joke about Theseus. But it is not very original.
I’ve got an amazing joke about Odysseus but it’s a bit of a journey
October 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I have a joke about Medusa but it leaves people stonefaced
I went from stonefaced to WHEEZING
December 15, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I went from stonefaced to WHEEZING
Kid was absolutely stonefaced.
May 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Kid was absolutely stonefaced.
It's a good watch but it is painful to see Adam getting really emotional and introspective while Torres stays stonefaced and runs through the programmed dialog tree he's said about this on tv news a thousand times.
Just a guy completely incapable of humanity
Just a guy completely incapable of humanity
August 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's a good watch but it is painful to see Adam getting really emotional and introspective while Torres stays stonefaced and runs through the programmed dialog tree he's said about this on tv news a thousand times.
Just a guy completely incapable of humanity
Just a guy completely incapable of humanity
they sit stonefaced while watching those comedies. they go on cruises to avoid their children
September 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
they sit stonefaced while watching those comedies. they go on cruises to avoid their children
call me friendslop the way i'm PEAK!!!! said this to my wife and they just stared at my stonefaced which i think means it's funny
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 AM
call me friendslop the way i'm PEAK!!!! said this to my wife and they just stared at my stonefaced which i think means it's funny
Fun Fact: Gundam's official youtube channel briefly posted a short that was an actual, stonefaced-serious fake documentary set in the Gundam universe. It featured two 'veteran' engineers reminiscing about the One-Year War
However cheesy and flawed, it is easily the best live-action Gundam ever made
However cheesy and flawed, it is easily the best live-action Gundam ever made
September 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Fun Fact: Gundam's official youtube channel briefly posted a short that was an actual, stonefaced-serious fake documentary set in the Gundam universe. It featured two 'veteran' engineers reminiscing about the One-Year War
However cheesy and flawed, it is easily the best live-action Gundam ever made
However cheesy and flawed, it is easily the best live-action Gundam ever made
Tenna: "Kris, I'm happy to help you out and stall, but...! Couldn't you tell me more about the contestants first? Don't really know em', haha.."
Kris: "Ralsei's nice. Lean into the fact he's fluffy and harmless."
Tenna: "And the purple--"
Kris, stonefaced but visibly crying: "She's really cool"
Kris: "Ralsei's nice. Lean into the fact he's fluffy and harmless."
Tenna: "And the purple--"
Kris, stonefaced but visibly crying: "She's really cool"
February 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Tenna: "Kris, I'm happy to help you out and stall, but...! Couldn't you tell me more about the contestants first? Don't really know em', haha.."
Kris: "Ralsei's nice. Lean into the fact he's fluffy and harmless."
Tenna: "And the purple--"
Kris, stonefaced but visibly crying: "She's really cool"
Kris: "Ralsei's nice. Lean into the fact he's fluffy and harmless."
Tenna: "And the purple--"
Kris, stonefaced but visibly crying: "She's really cool"
bunnyfied a cutie for Excitebot2000
August 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
bunnyfied a cutie for Excitebot2000
sitting in a meeting, nodding stonefaced at things I find detestable so I can continue to have health insurance, living the American dream
July 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
sitting in a meeting, nodding stonefaced at things I find detestable so I can continue to have health insurance, living the American dream
sitting in stonefaced silence but unconsciously mimmicking every emoji i scroll past
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
sitting in stonefaced silence but unconsciously mimmicking every emoji i scroll past
Cutting from Snoop on stage to the white people either dancing awkwardly or standing there stonefaced in the audience. Incredible.
December 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Cutting from Snoop on stage to the white people either dancing awkwardly or standing there stonefaced in the audience. Incredible.
personally i like the idea of JM being totally stonefaced in everything that she does. its funny to me, if a little terrifying 😅
May 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
personally i like the idea of JM being totally stonefaced in everything that she does. its funny to me, if a little terrifying 😅
A date once called me a “sugar daddy” thinking she was being cute and I said, completely stonefaced, “never ever call me that again.” She looked like she’d seen the devil
I’m like the sweetest person in the world irl but if someone says something out of line to me I deliver a simple and direct “never say that to me again.” and the juxtaposition puts the fear of God in them
June 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
A date once called me a “sugar daddy” thinking she was being cute and I said, completely stonefaced, “never ever call me that again.” She looked like she’d seen the devil
I wish I had a bubbly streaming personality instead of oscillating between stonefaced silence, monotone infodumping, and raw awkward cringe that would see me crucified by gen z
December 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I wish I had a bubbly streaming personality instead of oscillating between stonefaced silence, monotone infodumping, and raw awkward cringe that would see me crucified by gen z
i cannot be anything besides stonefaced because the response sufficient to this possibility exceeds my capacities. My breakers have tripped
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i cannot be anything besides stonefaced because the response sufficient to this possibility exceeds my capacities. My breakers have tripped
July 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Love how the audience and band are all smiling and having a good time but the runner is completely stonefaced
January 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Love how the audience and band are all smiling and having a good time but the runner is completely stonefaced
im really easily scared and this had me stonefaced the entire time. like the jumpscares and gore had 0 impact for some reason, idk. i guess it must be difficult
August 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
im really easily scared and this had me stonefaced the entire time. like the jumpscares and gore had 0 impact for some reason, idk. i guess it must be difficult
watching sonic 3 in a theater full of actual kids was extremely funny because they were losing their mind whenever shadow was on screen and completely stonefaced at like 90% of the comedy beats lol
the adults meanwhile, were howling at those. I thought that was supposed to go the other way!
the adults meanwhile, were howling at those. I thought that was supposed to go the other way!
December 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
watching sonic 3 in a theater full of actual kids was extremely funny because they were losing their mind whenever shadow was on screen and completely stonefaced at like 90% of the comedy beats lol
the adults meanwhile, were howling at those. I thought that was supposed to go the other way!
the adults meanwhile, were howling at those. I thought that was supposed to go the other way!
this shit looks like a low budget video game cutscene i'm crying why is he just stonefaced the entire way through
‘The Punisher: One Last Kill’ shot that fans are criticizing the VFX for was a real in-camera shot
• Jon Bernthal performed the stunt’s beginning — his stuntman took over for the impact shot
• The stuntman’s face was swapped for Bernthal’s
(via THR)
• Jon Bernthal performed the stunt’s beginning — his stuntman took over for the impact shot
• The stuntman’s face was swapped for Bernthal’s
(via THR)
May 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
this shit looks like a low budget video game cutscene i'm crying why is he just stonefaced the entire way through
In most depictions of 18th century battles in film, soldiers match like stonefaced robots into close range. 3/20
January 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
In most depictions of 18th century battles in film, soldiers match like stonefaced robots into close range. 3/20