June 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We truly live in the #StupidestTimeline
December 13, 2024 at 10:36 PM
We truly live in the #StupidestTimeline
Ali Larter should sue.... unless she's one of them. #IYKYK #ButWhy #Idiocracy #StupidestTimeline #ForReal 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
April 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ali Larter should sue.... unless she's one of them. #IYKYK #ButWhy #Idiocracy #StupidestTimeline #ForReal 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
May 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So, weeks ago, the Strait of Hormuz was open to all traffic.
After US-Israel attacks, Iran basically closed the Strait except to 'friends', then said it would open the Strait to those who pay tolls.
Now, Trump says he won't allow any ships that pay tolls to pass the Strait.
#stupidesttimeline
After US-Israel attacks, Iran basically closed the Strait except to 'friends', then said it would open the Strait to those who pay tolls.
Now, Trump says he won't allow any ships that pay tolls to pass the Strait.
#stupidesttimeline
April 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
So, weeks ago, the Strait of Hormuz was open to all traffic.
After US-Israel attacks, Iran basically closed the Strait except to 'friends', then said it would open the Strait to those who pay tolls.
Now, Trump says he won't allow any ships that pay tolls to pass the Strait.
#stupidesttimeline
After US-Israel attacks, Iran basically closed the Strait except to 'friends', then said it would open the Strait to those who pay tolls.
Now, Trump says he won't allow any ships that pay tolls to pass the Strait.
#stupidesttimeline
Stop talking about my country like you talk to women, you rapist. No means no.
March 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Great. Send General Chlamydia von Chickenhawk to personally lead the assault on the straits since he's the frackin' expert now. #StupidestTimeline #StolenValor
April 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Great. Send General Chlamydia von Chickenhawk to personally lead the assault on the straits since he's the frackin' expert now. #StupidestTimeline #StolenValor
The dumb f***ing edgelord owner of Twitter got his 4chan meme acronym for a Government agency and we will be flooded with stupid 🐶 iconography forever.
Welcome to Idiocracy. #stupidesttimeline
Welcome to Idiocracy. #stupidesttimeline
November 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
The dumb f***ing edgelord owner of Twitter got his 4chan meme acronym for a Government agency and we will be flooded with stupid 🐶 iconography forever.
Welcome to Idiocracy. #stupidesttimeline
Welcome to Idiocracy. #stupidesttimeline
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This is being proven in real-time before all of us. #stupidesttimeline
December 19, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This is being proven in real-time before all of us. #stupidesttimeline
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Invent a time machine, go back to 2015, and sabotage the escalator. I'm fairly certain dumpy wouldn't have wanted to walk down the stairs and all of us wouldn't be living through this absolute hellscape. #StupidestTimeline #Idiocracy #AlwaysAFelon #FOTUS #Resist 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
February 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Invent a time machine, go back to 2015, and sabotage the escalator. I'm fairly certain dumpy wouldn't have wanted to walk down the stairs and all of us wouldn't be living through this absolute hellscape. #StupidestTimeline #Idiocracy #AlwaysAFelon #FOTUS #Resist 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
Yea, but then you get 'Couch Fucker' vance coming up the rear. Awful either way... #StupidestTimeline #Idiocracy #ForReal 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
April 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Yea, but then you get 'Couch Fucker' vance coming up the rear. Awful either way... #StupidestTimeline #Idiocracy #ForReal 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
One of her responsibilities is “researching how to effectively direct philanthropic dollars.” Manifund hired someone with no experience in philanthropy for this.
For a lot of folks even having an arrest on their record can create life long employment challenges. Others, meanwhile, can commit big crimes and get a plumb job right out of the slammer.
September 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Dare I say... real Christians? No idea though lol #IYKYK #Agnostic #Idiocracy #StupidestTimeline #ForReal 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dare I say... real Christians? No idea though lol #IYKYK #Agnostic #Idiocracy #StupidestTimeline #ForReal 💯❤️🇨🇦🖖
Trump & maga may be able to strong arm corporations, law firms & religious leaders but 1 thing won't change. Women will still refuse to date maga!
January 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Those penguins are going to pay their fair share to rebuild American manufacturing.
#StupidestTimeline
#StupidestTimeline
April 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Those penguins are going to pay their fair share to rebuild American manufacturing.
#StupidestTimeline
#StupidestTimeline
from the Allies to the All Lies.
I hate this timeline...
#stupidesttimeline #alllies #usrussia #fucktrump #fuckputin
I hate this timeline...
#stupidesttimeline #alllies #usrussia #fucktrump #fuckputin
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
from the Allies to the All Lies.
I hate this timeline...
#stupidesttimeline #alllies #usrussia #fucktrump #fuckputin
I hate this timeline...
#stupidesttimeline #alllies #usrussia #fucktrump #fuckputin
But they're not raising the age for military enlistment. 🙄 #StupidestTimeline
January 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
But they're not raising the age for military enlistment. 🙄 #StupidestTimeline
It’s all just so…embarrassing. It’s as if they’re determined to find out just how cringe the government of a global superpower can be. #StupidestTimeline
U.S. military sends top-secret F-35 parts by UPS from Australia. China intercepts package in Hong Kong, won't give it back.
China Is Holding Sensitive F-35 Parts Diverted to Hong Kong
The Chinese government has taken possession of potentially sensitive F-35 stealth aircraft parts that were inexplicably diverted to Hong Kong while being sent to the US from Australia, people briefed ...
www.bloomberg.com
September 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It’s all just so…embarrassing. It’s as if they’re determined to find out just how cringe the government of a global superpower can be. #StupidestTimeline
It’s no longer a quiet conversation amongst Canadians. It’s now a sign - MAGATS not welcome here.
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February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
RFK Jr. Touts 'Spirituality' as Fix for America's Health Problems
gizmodo.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM