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Andrew Hedges 🦔
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Snail walks(?) into a dealership and says, “I want a 240Z, but could you replace the Z with an S?” “Uh, sure,” says the dealer. As the snail speeds away in his new ride, the dealer shakes his head and says, “Look at that S car go…”
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Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
See, here's a problem with Tina's social media: this wordy, but informative post should have been the *second* post. First post should have been: "No new data centers! Call your reps!"
Data centers are asking Oregon communities to absorb enormous demands on our water, energy, and infrastructure – and I’m not going to let that happen.
I’ve already stopped state agencies from handling requests to allow use of state public land for new data center projects.
I’ve already stopped state agencies from handling requests to allow use of state public land for new data center projects.
Gov. Tina Kotek says legislature should pass statewide data center moratorium
Oregon agencies must stop any unapproved requests of state land, property and more for data center projects that are not already under construction.
www.statesmanjournal.com
September 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
See, here's a problem with Tina's social media: this wordy, but informative post should have been the *second* post. First post should have been: "No new data centers! Call your reps!"
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clearly I-5 should be 80% depaved with remainder used as a micromobility arterial
Yet again, traffic engineers are gobsmacked that a road closure didn't create crippling gridlock:
"You’d never know that a massive highway project, ominously dubbed 'carmageddon,' was underway seven miles away...cars [were] speeding across the Interstate Bridge at their usual clip."
"You’d never know that a massive highway project, ominously dubbed 'carmageddon,' was underway seven miles away...cars [were] speeding across the Interstate Bridge at their usual clip."
Vancouver traffic largely unaffected by start of I-5 Rose Quarter project
Washington transportation officials warn commute time could increase in the coming days.
www.opb.org
September 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
clearly I-5 should be 80% depaved with remainder used as a micromobility arterial
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"Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines yacht rock as..."
we are officially official
we are officially official
September 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines yacht rock as..."
we are officially official
we are officially official
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Big day in the Yacht Rock world. But be careful out there, kids. Not all soft rock is Yacht Rock!
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September 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Big day in the Yacht Rock world. But be careful out there, kids. Not all soft rock is Yacht Rock!
isityachtrock.com
isityachtrock.com
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The people that brought you The Problem proudly present... The Solution.
September 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
The people that brought you The Problem proudly present... The Solution.
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for instance my generalization that everyone in the trump administration is a garbage monster who should be jailed seems pretty accurate to me
Trump: "They say you can't generalize about groups of people. But you can!"
September 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
for instance my generalization that everyone in the trump administration is a garbage monster who should be jailed seems pretty accurate to me
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As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
September 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
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the us just reheats its old nachos over and over again and i am sooooo sick of it
September 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
the us just reheats its old nachos over and over again and i am sooooo sick of it
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I was a 30 year old high school teacher on 9/11.
Please miss me forever on talk about how it "united" us.
I spent the year fighting with casually islamophic coworkers (teachers!) and principals who were staging classroom "anthrax drills."
It brought out the worst in the worst people.
Please miss me forever on talk about how it "united" us.
I spent the year fighting with casually islamophic coworkers (teachers!) and principals who were staging classroom "anthrax drills."
It brought out the worst in the worst people.
September 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I was a 30 year old high school teacher on 9/11.
Please miss me forever on talk about how it "united" us.
I spent the year fighting with casually islamophic coworkers (teachers!) and principals who were staging classroom "anthrax drills."
It brought out the worst in the worst people.
Please miss me forever on talk about how it "united" us.
I spent the year fighting with casually islamophic coworkers (teachers!) and principals who were staging classroom "anthrax drills."
It brought out the worst in the worst people.
This whole thread 🤣
Every half-ass plan for our extinction that they provide just turns me on.
No internet, you say? No online banking?? No 2FA to use the bathroom at my job???
Baby I was a latchkey kid in the 1980s. You’re describing my platonic ideal. Extinct me.
No internet, you say? No online banking?? No 2FA to use the bathroom at my job???
Baby I was a latchkey kid in the 1980s. You’re describing my platonic ideal. Extinct me.
Once again, there's a reason they won't spell out how we'd go extinct. Are we getting Jurassic Park'd because the AI is reinventing dinosaurs? Are they getting access to the nuclear codes and hypnotizing the president into using them? They are referring to bank/infrastructure hacks and exaggerating.
September 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This whole thread 🤣
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I used to make long distance phone calls on a rotary phone. You cannot scare me.
September 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I used to make long distance phone calls on a rotary phone. You cannot scare me.
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again: if it is frightening why not stop doing it. why not slow your rush to an IPO. just kidding it's clear that you would rather roll the dice with house money for your chance to join the oligarchy
September 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
again: if it is frightening why not stop doing it. why not slow your rush to an IPO. just kidding it's clear that you would rather roll the dice with house money for your chance to join the oligarchy
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September 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Post-9/11 is when Americans traded liberty for security, resulting in us having neither.
There are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
September 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Post-9/11 is when Americans traded liberty for security, resulting in us having neither.
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I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
September 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I do not believe that these guys are about to summon a world-ending superconsciousness from Nvidia graphics cards. But they either believe they can or want me to believe they believe they can. So I think "fuck them" is the only rational response
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
It would be embarrassing if it wasn’t so dangerous
A string of absolutely bonkers Truth Social posts from Trump in the span of about 10 minutes
September 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It would be embarrassing if it wasn’t so dangerous
The world is run by narcissists
I know
September 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The world is run by narcissists
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Federal minimum wage in:
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25
2025: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25
2025: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
September 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Federal minimum wage in:
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25
2025: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25
2025: $7.25
2026: $7.25
Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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It's like a Temu listing for a lake.
Layers of stupidity
Calling Lake Ontario "Lake America" is stupid for the obvious reasons, yes, but also for historical ones.
justinpot.com
September 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
It's like a Temu listing for a lake.
Consistency isn’t exactly this administration’s strong suit, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say, yes.
The Missouri map ruling forces the Supreme Court into an uncomfortable position: will they say that maps can't change so close to the election but the entire process of mail-in ballots can?
From Bob Kuttner:
prospect.org/2026/09/04/t...
From Bob Kuttner:
prospect.org/2026/09/04/t...
Trump, Election Theft, and the Courts - The American Prospect
It looks like the courts, including the U.S. Supreme Court, are unsympathetic to Trump’s schemes to steal the election.
prospect.org
September 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Consistency isn’t exactly this administration’s strong suit, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say, yes.
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i think much of the democratic party's low ratings reflects a palpable sense that it is institutionally incapable of standing up for itself or going on the hunt
September 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
i think much of the democratic party's low ratings reflects a palpable sense that it is institutionally incapable of standing up for itself or going on the hunt
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"I noticed the frontpage of your website is over 400MB. Is it also available as a CD-ROM?"
September 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"I noticed the frontpage of your website is over 400MB. Is it also available as a CD-ROM?"