August 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
#rim #lickass #suckmybutt #kissmyasshole #hairyasscrack #tongueinbutthole #worshipbutthole #suckbutt #kissass
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What a suckbutt...
February 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
What a suckbutt...
You should! She's a suckbutt.
April 10, 2024 at 5:55 PM
You should! She's a suckbutt.
i know howard dean didn’t just call vance a “suckbutt”
October 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
i know howard dean didn’t just call vance a “suckbutt”
It sent all of his friends texts that “Your friend Suckbutt Fakename,” is now on Facebook.
July 4, 2023 at 2:00 PM
It sent all of his friends texts that “Your friend Suckbutt Fakename,” is now on Facebook.
the little love dance between creepy desantis suckbutt jimmy patronis and creepy gop suckbutt andrea mitchell was creepy and sucked butt.
October 10, 2024 at 4:46 PM
the little love dance between creepy desantis suckbutt jimmy patronis and creepy gop suckbutt andrea mitchell was creepy and sucked butt.
my internet is suckbutt today so i'll probably check this tomorrow lol
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my internet is suckbutt today so i'll probably check this tomorrow lol
It's more like dereliction of duty, with a side of unabashed arrogance. And Trump will never fire him, because he needs a suckbutt at the FBI that will allow him to weaponize the agency.
May 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
It's more like dereliction of duty, with a side of unabashed arrogance. And Trump will never fire him, because he needs a suckbutt at the FBI that will allow him to weaponize the agency.
Essayli is a toady for Piggy and has been sanctioned by the courts
not quite at the level Halliday and Habba have been sanctioned, yet
but this suckbutt is on his way out as well.
he's REALLY on thin ICE when the NRA is calling him out
not quite at the level Halliday and Habba have been sanctioned, yet
but this suckbutt is on his way out as well.
he's REALLY on thin ICE when the NRA is calling him out
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Essayli is a toady for Piggy and has been sanctioned by the courts
not quite at the level Halliday and Habba have been sanctioned, yet
but this suckbutt is on his way out as well.
he's REALLY on thin ICE when the NRA is calling him out
not quite at the level Halliday and Habba have been sanctioned, yet
but this suckbutt is on his way out as well.
he's REALLY on thin ICE when the NRA is calling him out
Suckbutt!
February 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Suckbutt!
When it comes to Trump, being a suckbutt has far more importance than actual competence. Wouldn't surprise me if that extended to his security detail, too...
April 29, 2026 at 12:11 PM
When it comes to Trump, being a suckbutt has far more importance than actual competence. Wouldn't surprise me if that extended to his security detail, too...
Google has always been a suckbutt, so thats nothing new.
However, the rest of the world knows its real name, even if the Dis-United States of Magastan doesnt.
However, the rest of the world knows its real name, even if the Dis-United States of Magastan doesnt.
August 31, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Google has always been a suckbutt, so thats nothing new.
However, the rest of the world knows its real name, even if the Dis-United States of Magastan doesnt.
However, the rest of the world knows its real name, even if the Dis-United States of Magastan doesnt.
It was gut-wrenching to see. Speaker Suckbutt Johnson is a true horror.
July 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It was gut-wrenching to see. Speaker Suckbutt Johnson is a true horror.
I was familiar with the word “sycophant “ before Trump came along but I’ve never heard it used so often. It sounds much more satisfying than brownnoser, asskisser, or suckbutt.
April 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I was familiar with the word “sycophant “ before Trump came along but I’ve never heard it used so often. It sounds much more satisfying than brownnoser, asskisser, or suckbutt.
No,my country if overrun with Nazis and their suckbutt sycophant cult idiots and my government seems to think it's ok for Fascist Militias to keep arming as the Compromised Supreme Court acts as a FASCIST STAR CHAMBER for the Project 2025 Traitors, so no, NOT SO FUCKING GOOD...how about you, Puppy?
October 7, 2024 at 7:49 PM
No,my country if overrun with Nazis and their suckbutt sycophant cult idiots and my government seems to think it's ok for Fascist Militias to keep arming as the Compromised Supreme Court acts as a FASCIST STAR CHAMBER for the Project 2025 Traitors, so no, NOT SO FUCKING GOOD...how about you, Puppy?
He thinks he will have a seat at the table. What he doesn't realize is that they would cut his huge ears off and use them as dinner plates first. He's a suckbutt.
February 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He thinks he will have a seat at the table. What he doesn't realize is that they would cut his huge ears off and use them as dinner plates first. He's a suckbutt.
Don't wind me up (it's okay, I'll survive -- road rage is my second most prominent emotion). Donald Trump is a filthy suckbutt, and he is an embarrassment to every good American this country ever produced.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Don't wind me up (it's okay, I'll survive -- road rage is my second most prominent emotion). Donald Trump is a filthy suckbutt, and he is an embarrassment to every good American this country ever produced.
The rewards of being a toadying suckbutt.
Good thing we're not in any sort of situation where intelligence has to be analised, interpreted, and summarised so the president would be able to make informed decisions.
Oh wait, that's every damn day.
Good thing we're not in any sort of situation where intelligence has to be analised, interpreted, and summarised so the president would be able to make informed decisions.
Oh wait, that's every damn day.
June 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The rewards of being a toadying suckbutt.
Good thing we're not in any sort of situation where intelligence has to be analised, interpreted, and summarised so the president would be able to make informed decisions.
Oh wait, that's every damn day.
Good thing we're not in any sort of situation where intelligence has to be analised, interpreted, and summarised so the president would be able to make informed decisions.
Oh wait, that's every damn day.
He's a toadying suckbutt, confirmed to his position by a Senate full of toadying suckbutts. He is nowhere near qualified, and his positions on health matters show his ignorance, and his denial of science and basic logic.
He fits right in with the rest of Trump's selections.
He fits right in with the rest of Trump's selections.
May 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
He's a toadying suckbutt, confirmed to his position by a Senate full of toadying suckbutts. He is nowhere near qualified, and his positions on health matters show his ignorance, and his denial of science and basic logic.
He fits right in with the rest of Trump's selections.
He fits right in with the rest of Trump's selections.
The guy is a Mob defense lawyer. He's just working for a different Mob, in a different role.
Trump's new suckbutt chairing the Fed is going to start dropping the Prime every time Doofus orders it, if you watched Powell & Biden admin tightrope act on bringing down inflation you know what's in store.
Trump's new suckbutt chairing the Fed is going to start dropping the Prime every time Doofus orders it, if you watched Powell & Biden admin tightrope act on bringing down inflation you know what's in store.
May 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The guy is a Mob defense lawyer. He's just working for a different Mob, in a different role.
Trump's new suckbutt chairing the Fed is going to start dropping the Prime every time Doofus orders it, if you watched Powell & Biden admin tightrope act on bringing down inflation you know what's in store.
Trump's new suckbutt chairing the Fed is going to start dropping the Prime every time Doofus orders it, if you watched Powell & Biden admin tightrope act on bringing down inflation you know what's in store.
So not quite on point but similarly: I used to call my dog "[name] suckbutt" or tell her she was being a butt when I first got her, out of mild frustration at bad behavior, mostly.
Years later strangers on the street have to live with me addressing her as "my butt" like you'd say "my dear."
Years later strangers on the street have to live with me addressing her as "my butt" like you'd say "my dear."
January 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So not quite on point but similarly: I used to call my dog "[name] suckbutt" or tell her she was being a butt when I first got her, out of mild frustration at bad behavior, mostly.
Years later strangers on the street have to live with me addressing her as "my butt" like you'd say "my dear."
Years later strangers on the street have to live with me addressing her as "my butt" like you'd say "my dear."