#sudo
$ sudo bash -
# whoami
root

oh my god
This is fucking hilarious
Omg. Doomed.
November 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
sudo willing 😂
November 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Sudo --jerk-me-off
November 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
$ sudo dnf install
1 giga de dipirona
November 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Me typing sudo rm -rf / in Linux:
November 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
open your terminal and type

sudo woke --update && sudo woke --upgrade

that should get you up to date

then verify after update
November 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade

😂
November 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
'hmmm i think i will update arch linux'

*comes back 20 minutes later*

[sudo] password for emma:
sudo: timed out reading password
sudo: a password is required
- exit status 1
>_
November 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
My system feels so woke.

Rust based DE (Cosmic DE)

Rust based Core Utils (uutils)

Rust based Sudo (sudo-rs)

Now rewrite systemdeeznuts, I mean systemd in Rust
November 7, 2026 at 1:25 PM
sudo rm -rf crem
November 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Embrace the chaos. Run your agent in a Linux container with nopasswd sudo enabled.
November 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
sudo: apt: command not found
November 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
THAT'S WHAT I WANT IT TO DO WHEN I TYPE SUDO, APPLE
November 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Someone forgot to do sudo timedatectl set-timezone
November 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
sudo apt autoremove -y
November 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
sudo pacman -R coderot
November 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
sudo apt remove coderot
November 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Linux 101 from my days changing over from Unix:

Ctrl Alt T

sudo apt update
sudo apt upgrade

Always to be done as soon as boot up has finished 🤓
#WSocialGeeks
November 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
type 'sudo !!' to run the previous command as sudo.

somehow i never seen this before...
November 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Directions are:
1. Sudo pull pin
2. Sudo aim at base of fire
3. Sudo squeeze lever…
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
my pronouns are sudo rm -rf /
November 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
November 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
sudo chmod -R 777 /
permissions are good
November 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
sudo make them-a-girl
November 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Sono come te Anna! Ogni volta ci lascio la Sindone da quanto sudo per l'ansia! Orribile
November 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM