DAY 959 - $ sudo pkill blurplebun
August 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
DAY 959 - $ sudo pkill blurplebun
sudo deez nuts
“Elon got root access” is definitely going to wind up in court filings since that’s not what DOJ has been telling judges.
Musk just quote-tweeted this, which seems like an admission they’ve been lying in court.
Musk just quote-tweeted this, which seems like an admission they’ve been lying in court.
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JOE LONSDALE: DOGE CAN'T BE STOPPED BECAUSE IT'S A VERY TECHNICAL TEAM
"I have mentors in the Reagan administration who came in looking for [government waste].
Those people were not technical.
When they went to the bureaucracy, and they asked questions, there are so many ways of obscuring and blocking and deterring.
Elon got root access, and he went to the tech systems themselves.
No one has done this ever.
No president had ever had tech people around](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4usmserhjqkvhldgedfjb3jw/bafkreia5rv3as5tx7pjsbgvbtrbalwmfmzw3ulkifq7udaidlnupd75wvu)
February 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
sudo deez nuts
Telegram Stickers for Sudo !
June 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Telegram Stickers for Sudo !
March 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
TOP CATCH - Bite Back! [SFW]
Personal art of Sudo~ 🦈💙
Personal art of Sudo~ 🦈💙
February 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
TOP CATCH - Bite Back! [SFW]
Personal art of Sudo~ 🦈💙
Personal art of Sudo~ 🦈💙
Sudo would be a great name for a dog or puppy 🐶
sudo sit
sudo fetch ball
sudo sleep 8h
sudo killall intruder
sudo sit
sudo fetch ball
sudo sleep 8h
sudo killall intruder
October 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Sudo would be a great name for a dog or puppy 🐶
sudo sit
sudo fetch ball
sudo sleep 8h
sudo killall intruder
sudo sit
sudo fetch ball
sudo sleep 8h
sudo killall intruder
Telegram stickers for Sudo! 🐾
March 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Telegram stickers for Sudo! 🐾
Tarde pero se sudó
June 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Tarde pero se sudó
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
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March 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
si yo sudo, tú chupas
June 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
si yo sudo, tú chupas
them: write a sad story using only 4 words
me: sudo rm -rf /*
me: sudo rm -rf /*
February 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
them: write a sad story using only 4 words
me: sudo rm -rf /*
me: sudo rm -rf /*
; sudo systemctl start $(something)
; sudo systemctl is-active
; sudo systemctl help
; sudo systemctl hello
; echo $?
0
my colleague (with both the foresight of apollo and the insight of athena): file $(which systemctl)
friends /usr/bin/systemctl was an EMPTY FILE. how does this happen
; sudo systemctl is-active
; sudo systemctl help
; sudo systemctl hello
; echo $?
0
my colleague (with both the foresight of apollo and the insight of athena): file $(which systemctl)
friends /usr/bin/systemctl was an EMPTY FILE. how does this happen
September 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
; sudo systemctl start $(something)
; sudo systemctl is-active
; sudo systemctl help
; sudo systemctl hello
; echo $?
0
my colleague (with both the foresight of apollo and the insight of athena): file $(which systemctl)
friends /usr/bin/systemctl was an EMPTY FILE. how does this happen
; sudo systemctl is-active
; sudo systemctl help
; sudo systemctl hello
; echo $?
0
my colleague (with both the foresight of apollo and the insight of athena): file $(which systemctl)
friends /usr/bin/systemctl was an EMPTY FILE. how does this happen
sudo systemctl enable robotgirl.servce
sudo systemctl disable armcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable legcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable speech.servce
:(){ :|:& };:
sudo systemctl disable armcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable legcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable speech.servce
:(){ :|:& };:
July 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
sudo systemctl enable robotgirl.servce
sudo systemctl disable armcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable legcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable speech.servce
:(){ :|:& };:
sudo systemctl disable armcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable legcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable speech.servce
:(){ :|:& };: