Now that the Supreme Court ruled the tariffs unlawful, how are you planning to spend your government refund?
Personally, I'm running kinda low on Corn Nuts & sugarless peanut butter cups. 😋
Personally, I'm running kinda low on Corn Nuts & sugarless peanut butter cups. 😋
February 27, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Now that the Supreme Court ruled the tariffs unlawful, how are you planning to spend your government refund?
Personally, I'm running kinda low on Corn Nuts & sugarless peanut butter cups. 😋
Personally, I'm running kinda low on Corn Nuts & sugarless peanut butter cups. 😋
heh heh… of course it’s not. [hides big sugarless wheat square]
September 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
heh heh… of course it’s not. [hides big sugarless wheat square]
I agree that they should do this. For those who don’t know, he ordered a venti cup filled with sugarless vanilla syrup every morning. It costs $72.85
September 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I agree that they should do this. For those who don’t know, he ordered a venti cup filled with sugarless vanilla syrup every morning. It costs $72.85
9 out of 10 LLMs prefer Trident sugarless gum!
April 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
9 out of 10 LLMs prefer Trident sugarless gum!
we understand. unless it's a big, sugarless wheat square. then we have to ask what is wrong with you
September 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
we understand. unless it's a big, sugarless wheat square. then we have to ask what is wrong with you
Dear Abby,
I went to borrow sugar. All he had was Stevia—disappointed dot com.
Signed,
Sugarless
I went to borrow sugar. All he had was Stevia—disappointed dot com.
Signed,
Sugarless
June 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dear Abby,
I went to borrow sugar. All he had was Stevia—disappointed dot com.
Signed,
Sugarless
I went to borrow sugar. All he had was Stevia—disappointed dot com.
Signed,
Sugarless
this is like haribo sugarless gummy bears measuring their edibility by minutes you aren’t explosively shitting yourself
there is good reason why Elon Musk’s new go-to Twitter stat to flaunt is “unregretted user minutes”
…a completely made-up metric without a definition that absolutely no one in the industry uses
…a completely made-up metric without a definition that absolutely no one in the industry uses
Twitter traffic tanking. https://radar.cloudflare.com/domains
July 9, 2023 at 10:05 PM
this is like haribo sugarless gummy bears measuring their edibility by minutes you aren’t explosively shitting yourself
There are sugarless candies. Sure, they give you the runs if you abuse, but in moderation, you won't Trump your diaper.
April 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There are sugarless candies. Sure, they give you the runs if you abuse, but in moderation, you won't Trump your diaper.
October 18, 2024 at 9:15 PM
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed about sugarless gum have been deported to CECOT.
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
4 out of 5 dentists surveyed about sugarless gum have been deported to CECOT.
"Starbucks faces a consumer lawsuit over claims that the protein drinks labeled "sugar-free" may contain more sugar than a Reese's peanut butter cup.
'The federal lawsuit filed in Seattle alleges that eight protein beverages Starbucks sells in the U.S. contain varying amounts of sugar . . ."
'The federal lawsuit filed in Seattle alleges that eight protein beverages Starbucks sells in the U.S. contain varying amounts of sugar . . ."
Starbucks Accused Of Mislabeling 8 'Sugar-Free' Protein Drinks
A federal lawsuit filed late Friday in Seattle alleges that eight protein beverages Starbucks sells in the U.S. contain varying amounts of sugar even though the company lists them as sugarless.
www.yahoo.com
October 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"Starbucks faces a consumer lawsuit over claims that the protein drinks labeled "sugar-free" may contain more sugar than a Reese's peanut butter cup.
'The federal lawsuit filed in Seattle alleges that eight protein beverages Starbucks sells in the U.S. contain varying amounts of sugar . . ."
'The federal lawsuit filed in Seattle alleges that eight protein beverages Starbucks sells in the U.S. contain varying amounts of sugar . . ."
Boiled eggs + milk chocolate eggs with sugarless candy = huge fart that smells like rotten egg
April 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Boiled eggs + milk chocolate eggs with sugarless candy = huge fart that smells like rotten egg
Everything is less nowadays
Carbless
Sugarless
Tasteless
Sexless
Carbless
Sugarless
Tasteless
Sexless
April 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Everything is less nowadays
Carbless
Sugarless
Tasteless
Sexless
Carbless
Sugarless
Tasteless
Sexless
Maybe the Kool Aid we drank was the Crystal Light Temple of Sugarless Flavor Cocaines along the way
May 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Maybe the Kool Aid we drank was the Crystal Light Temple of Sugarless Flavor Cocaines along the way
in cracked mug
sugarless coffee
the taste of poverty
sugarless coffee
the taste of poverty
February 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
in cracked mug
sugarless coffee
the taste of poverty
sugarless coffee
the taste of poverty
Me and my sugarless Red Bulls are giving
October 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Me and my sugarless Red Bulls are giving
Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears (circa 2012-2015): The classic, multi-colored gummy bear snack from Haribo, but made without sugar. Unfortunately, the substitute was Lycasin, a sugar alcohol that causes intense intestinal distress, which ultimately led to its discontinuation
October 3, 2023 at 6:00 PM
Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bears (circa 2012-2015): The classic, multi-colored gummy bear snack from Haribo, but made without sugar. Unfortunately, the substitute was Lycasin, a sugar alcohol that causes intense intestinal distress, which ultimately led to its discontinuation
weetabix slander on my tl.
this looks sugarless. 😔
this looks sugarless. 😔
in the interest of accountability to the transgender people i have tried actual weetabix (and not american shredded wheat bricks, apparently very different!) to get the Authentic Torture Basement Experience and now i understand why it's called a torture basement.
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
weetabix slander on my tl.
this looks sugarless. 😔
this looks sugarless. 😔
I bought some sugarless gum. It was in a sealed plastic bag. Inside were 3 boxes, each sealed in their own plastic. Inside each box were pieces of gum, each wrapped in waxy paper. This entire packaging system perfectly designed to protect the gum's inability to have flavor after 3 seconds of chewing
August 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I bought some sugarless gum. It was in a sealed plastic bag. Inside were 3 boxes, each sealed in their own plastic. Inside each box were pieces of gum, each wrapped in waxy paper. This entire packaging system perfectly designed to protect the gum's inability to have flavor after 3 seconds of chewing
