September 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I’m very superstitious of election night, but not today.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m very superstitious of election night, but not today.
Our superstitious beliefs are better than your superstitious beliefs
July 28, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Our superstitious beliefs are better than your superstitious beliefs
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
September 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
Voters are a cowardly and superstitious lot
Something I’ve noticed in a lot of voter profiles in the newspaper is that there’s almost always some variation of “I thought he did a lousy job last time. I voted for him because I hoped he’d be motivated to do better this time.”
July 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Voters are a cowardly and superstitious lot
March 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Y’all laugh every time I get superstitious
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Y’all laugh every time I get superstitious
Translation: Trump is someone who appeals to rapey superstitious Iron Age hatchetsexuals who really dig Wagner.
November 30, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Translation: Trump is someone who appeals to rapey superstitious Iron Age hatchetsexuals who really dig Wagner.
I *love* AOC, but I can't abide by this "stay prayerful" superstitious nonsense.
We can do this. Tomorrow is the day. Do not give up early. Do not be discouraged! A close vote is what we needed here and that’s what we got.
Stay POSITIVE and PRAYERFUL and I will be working.
Stay POSITIVE and PRAYERFUL and I will be working.
December 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I *love* AOC, but I can't abide by this "stay prayerful" superstitious nonsense.
Although not superstitious, out of an excess of caution, the Bears have barred my father from ever again attending a game.
September 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Although not superstitious, out of an excess of caution, the Bears have barred my father from ever again attending a game.
I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious
January 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious
I haven’t said anything because I’m superstitious but now I can: hi other challenger trauma kids who also ended up working their whole lives to be like Ronald McNair. Unclench your jaw.
April 11, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I haven’t said anything because I’m superstitious but now I can: hi other challenger trauma kids who also ended up working their whole lives to be like Ronald McNair. Unclench your jaw.
When I post shorts the people who come out of the woodwork to characterise the middle ages as uniquely religious and superstitious interest me. This is stupid as hell of course compared to the early modern period - but uhhh you think the Romans weren't religious or superstitious?
December 15, 2024 at 5:40 AM
When I post shorts the people who come out of the woodwork to characterise the middle ages as uniquely religious and superstitious interest me. This is stupid as hell of course compared to the early modern period - but uhhh you think the Romans weren't religious or superstitious?
Maybe someone should make a billboard on the putler’s route in Alaska? He is very superstitious 😂
August 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Maybe someone should make a billboard on the putler’s route in Alaska? He is very superstitious 😂
Funny how superstitious beliefs and the lack of factual knowledge so often go hand-in-hand. Glory!
September 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Funny how superstitious beliefs and the lack of factual knowledge so often go hand-in-hand. Glory!
Nyla the superstitious.
Mirroids @mirroidal.bsky.social
Mirroids @mirroidal.bsky.social
May 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Nyla the superstitious.
Mirroids @mirroidal.bsky.social
Mirroids @mirroidal.bsky.social
Hope you're not superstitious, Broncos!
January 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hope you're not superstitious, Broncos!
I’m not an expert on jinxes, hexes, curses, and voodoo.
Not superstitious either.
But if I was the Knicks, I probably wouldn’t let Trump near the arena for Game 4.
Just to be on the safe side.
Not superstitious either.
But if I was the Knicks, I probably wouldn’t let Trump near the arena for Game 4.
Just to be on the safe side.
June 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I’m not an expert on jinxes, hexes, curses, and voodoo.
Not superstitious either.
But if I was the Knicks, I probably wouldn’t let Trump near the arena for Game 4.
Just to be on the safe side.
Not superstitious either.
But if I was the Knicks, I probably wouldn’t let Trump near the arena for Game 4.
Just to be on the safe side.
the navy, a famously non-superstitious institution where everyone loves to rename ships, will I’m sure be thrilled by this turn of events
"homosexuality is incompatible with the warrior ethos" my dude, the closer you get to the historical origins of "warrior culture" the more explicitly homosexual it tends to be
I'm sure the USS Charlie Brown Had Hoes will be the first gayness-free naval vessel ever tho
www.npr.org/2025/06/04/n...
I'm sure the USS Charlie Brown Had Hoes will be the first gayness-free naval vessel ever tho
www.npr.org/2025/06/04/n...
Hegseth orders the Navy to strip gay rights leader Harvey Milk's name off ship
There is a list of other possible name changes of ships named after prominent women and civil rights leaders, a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly tells NPR.
www.npr.org
June 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the navy, a famously non-superstitious institution where everyone loves to rename ships, will I’m sure be thrilled by this turn of events
I'm not really superstitious about anything, except the computer, which must be restarted if it has been on too long, to cleanse it of bad or negative energies
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I'm not really superstitious about anything, except the computer, which must be restarted if it has been on too long, to cleanse it of bad or negative energies
American cops by nature are a cowardly and superstitious lot
You know I used to think the cops using psychics was just TV bullshit, but apparently its something that happens quite often and recently? Jesus fucking Christ.
February 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM
American cops by nature are a cowardly and superstitious lot
its cool that we’re all trapped on an island that is 49% superstitious peasants
Guess the endgame is to just destroy American higher education
September 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
its cool that we’re all trapped on an island that is 49% superstitious peasants
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot" batman confirmed to be the kinda guy who suddenly goes "BOO" at you and makes fun of you for flinching
September 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot" batman confirmed to be the kinda guy who suddenly goes "BOO" at you and makes fun of you for flinching
