You can survive unspeakable things and still win.
You can survive unspeakable things and still be a force for good in the world.
You can survive unspeakable things and watch those who would shame you for surviving them go down in flames.
You can survive unspeakable things and THRIVE.
You can survive unspeakable things and still be a force for good in the world.
You can survive unspeakable things and watch those who would shame you for surviving them go down in flames.
You can survive unspeakable things and THRIVE.
November 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
You can survive unspeakable things and still win.
You can survive unspeakable things and still be a force for good in the world.
You can survive unspeakable things and watch those who would shame you for surviving them go down in flames.
You can survive unspeakable things and THRIVE.
You can survive unspeakable things and still be a force for good in the world.
You can survive unspeakable things and watch those who would shame you for surviving them go down in flames.
You can survive unspeakable things and THRIVE.
Right now, it looks like our Republic will survive.
I was *genuinely* worried it wouldn't.
I was *genuinely* worried it wouldn't.
November 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Right now, it looks like our Republic will survive.
I was *genuinely* worried it wouldn't.
I was *genuinely* worried it wouldn't.
Kornacki calls Jared Moskowitz as winning reelection, marking the second Dem to survive in a Florida district that Republicans tried to redraw in their favor
November 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Kornacki calls Jared Moskowitz as winning reelection, marking the second Dem to survive in a Florida district that Republicans tried to redraw in their favor
Absolutely 💯 True and I think we are going to survive…..
November 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Absolutely 💯 True and I think we are going to survive…..
How do you expect me to survive No Nut November after this???
November 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
How do you expect me to survive No Nut November after this???
"Caffeine is bad for your heart."
Have you seen my choice in men?
I'll survive the coffee.
Have you seen my choice in men?
I'll survive the coffee.
November 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
"Caffeine is bad for your heart."
Have you seen my choice in men?
I'll survive the coffee.
Have you seen my choice in men?
I'll survive the coffee.
I don't know if imp lizard can survive no nut hypnovember
He'll try his best
He'll try his best
November 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I don't know if imp lizard can survive no nut hypnovember
He'll try his best
He'll try his best
📌Tonight we have gone from wondering how we will survive the next two years to wondering how Trump will.
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
📌Tonight we have gone from wondering how we will survive the next two years to wondering how Trump will.
this country survived a long time before this little weasel and it will survive after he's gone
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin says "we will be looking at the registers and all those that voted after the election, and make sure that no one voted illegally"
November 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
this country survived a long time before this little weasel and it will survive after he's gone
More & more I’ve been thinking that as a species that relies upon collectivism to survive we should by and large stop personalizing our experiences any further.
STARBUCKS CEO: ".. We’re also exploring experiences that recognize participating customers as they arrive, present personalized digital menus, and make payment more effortless.”
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@gizmodo.com #$SBUX
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Starbucks Apparently Wants to Make That 'Minority Report' Shopping Scene a Reality
The CEO of Starbucks said they want to "recognize participating customers as they arrive" and "present personalized digital menus."
gizmodo.com
November 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
More & more I’ve been thinking that as a species that relies upon collectivism to survive we should by and large stop personalizing our experiences any further.
Bye Susan Collins, You Couldn't
Survive The BlueNami.......💙🌊
Survive The BlueNami.......💙🌊
November 4, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Bye Susan Collins, You Couldn't
Survive The BlueNami.......💙🌊
Survive The BlueNami.......💙🌊
only the strongest will survive
November 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
only the strongest will survive
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November 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Try the Onion Voting Simulator! It’s a 1:1 replica of your experience at the voting booth. Many people survive!
just remember: survive 👏
November 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
just remember: survive 👏
Stuck between a balloon and a wall of muscle.
Would you survive NNN ?
Would you survive NNN ?
November 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Stuck between a balloon and a wall of muscle.
Would you survive NNN ?
Would you survive NNN ?
Trump on Canada: "Without us they can't survive, unless they want to become the 51st state, which is possible"
November 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Trump on Canada: "Without us they can't survive, unless they want to become the 51st state, which is possible"
Survive the night 🌙
October 29, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Survive the night 🌙
RIP Sharon's break: didn't survive a day
November 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
RIP Sharon's break: didn't survive a day
hey y'all. if you're trapped in a red state watching everyone else celebrate and despairing... pls reach out to friends. it feels like being abandoned, i know, but you're not alone. we're in it together. we will survive. we must survive.
November 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
hey y'all. if you're trapped in a red state watching everyone else celebrate and despairing... pls reach out to friends. it feels like being abandoned, i know, but you're not alone. we're in it together. we will survive. we must survive.
HOLY COW!!! Darren Soto is going to survive in FL-09!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
HOLY COW!!! Darren Soto is going to survive in FL-09!!!!
trans self-defense class that is just about learning how to tuck and roll so we can safely survive all the buses we get thrown under
November 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
trans self-defense class that is just about learning how to tuck and roll so we can safely survive all the buses we get thrown under
trans kids did not win tonight. we have our work cut out for us if we want them to survive.
November 4, 2026 at 8:49 AM
trans kids did not win tonight. we have our work cut out for us if we want them to survive.
If at times these last two years, amidst the ceaseless onslaught of brutality and indecency, you doubted whether our Republic would survive, let yesterday’s results give you courage that the first light of dawn is on the horizon.
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If at times these last two years, amidst the ceaseless onslaught of brutality and indecency, you doubted whether our Republic would survive, let yesterday’s results give you courage that the first light of dawn is on the horizon.
I'd like to see more than this. We need transit to thrive, rather than merely survive.
Voters have passed the Regional Transit Measure which projects to raise $1 billion annually to bolster public transit in five counties and serve as a crucial lifeline for BART, Muni and more.
Big win for Bay Area transit as voters approve regional measure and S.F. Muni tax
Voters have passed the Regional Transit Measure which projects to raise $1 billion annually to bolster public transit in five counties and serve as a crucial lifeline for BART, Muni and more.
bit.ly
November 4, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I'd like to see more than this. We need transit to thrive, rather than merely survive.