If y'all don't DO SOMETHING with this I swear to fucking GOD
BREAKING:
MS NOW is estimating that Democrats will win at least 225 House seats and Republicans will win at least 160 seats.
MS NOW projects DEMOCRATIC HOUSE CONTROL.
MS NOW is estimating that Democrats will win at least 225 House seats and Republicans will win at least 160 seats.
MS NOW projects DEMOCRATIC HOUSE CONTROL.
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
If y'all don't DO SOMETHING with this I swear to fucking GOD
Lmaoooo so AES is potentially about to make JD Vance swear him in on a Quran
November 4, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Lmaoooo so AES is potentially about to make JD Vance swear him in on a Quran
It’s the rent free guy, I swear.
November 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
It’s the rent free guy, I swear.
Senator-elect Dr. Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January."
November 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Senator-elect Dr. Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January."
El-Sayed: JD… There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in. Do you know what that means? Wolverine 1, Buckeyes 0.
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 AM
El-Sayed: JD… There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in. Do you know what that means? Wolverine 1, Buckeyes 0.
I'm just saying if your game has character customization it BETTER NOT BE FIRST PERSON I SWEAR-
November 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I'm just saying if your game has character customization it BETTER NOT BE FIRST PERSON I SWEAR-
you might soon have the power to do yalta conference type shit, I swear to god if you waste it
November 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
you might soon have the power to do yalta conference type shit, I swear to god if you waste it
if he and Jeffries try to take credit for this I swear to God
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight.
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
November 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
if he and Jeffries try to take credit for this I swear to God
*Rout. Goddamnit. I'm gonna learn to spell one day I swear
November 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
*Rout. Goddamnit. I'm gonna learn to spell one day I swear
This fucking guy, I swear.
Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary, has spoken out about AI, saying, "If I give you a hammer, you can build a house or you can murder someone. It's not the tool that's the issue; it's the user." https://bit.ly/4iUN2SN
November 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
This fucking guy, I swear.
i swear its just this and the worst political ads youve ever seen
October 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
i swear its just this and the worst political ads youve ever seen
I swear I’m a big boy!! See I have undies on!!
November 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I swear I’m a big boy!! See I have undies on!!
I can’t wait to see JD Vance having to swear in AES on the Quran.
November 4, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I can’t wait to see JD Vance having to swear in AES on the Quran.
El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
November 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
El-Sayed: "Mike, enjoy your retirement ... you chose hate, and Michigan chose hope ... JD, habibi -- there is this delicious irony in the fact that you are constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
In two months JD Vance will swear Abdul El-Sayed in using a Koran
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
In two months JD Vance will swear Abdul El-Sayed in using a Koran
as a nonbinary pronouns-haver, I solemnly swear to make my reign of gender terror even worse
November 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
as a nonbinary pronouns-haver, I solemnly swear to make my reign of gender terror even worse
I dont speak it fluently, but I do know the swear words
November 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I dont speak it fluently, but I do know the swear words
Hakeem Jeffries if you fuck this up I swear to god Allah will visit upon you a thousand tortures
November 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Hakeem Jeffries if you fuck this up I swear to god Allah will visit upon you a thousand tortures
El-Sayed: "JD, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January."
November 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
El-Sayed: "JD, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January."
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance:
JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance:
JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
*columbo voice* because, yanno... everytime we touch. I just... get this feeling. And-- everytime we kiss, heheh, I swear... I swear I could fly. Now isn't that something?
October 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
*columbo voice* because, yanno... everytime we touch. I just... get this feeling. And-- everytime we kiss, heheh, I swear... I swear I could fly. Now isn't that something?
this I swear...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna believe every single exit poll as if it were the word of god brought down the mountain on stone tablets. You can't stop me.
November 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
this I swear...
November 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM