Eat shit, Smashley Furniture. This will be fun to watch during the swearing-in.😅
November 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Eat shit, Smashley Furniture. This will be fun to watch during the swearing-in.😅
Sorry for swearing. It's my irrational exuberance from last night.
November 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Sorry for swearing. It's my irrational exuberance from last night.
THE REPLICATORS ARE SWEARING IN ITALIAN AND LAUNCHING PIZZA PIES ACROSS THE PROMENADE
November 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE SWEARING IN ITALIAN AND LAUNCHING PIZZA PIES ACROSS THE PROMENADE
Like, you all were literally swearing loyalty to this guy less than 60 days ago bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in the history of the United States. That loves us so much he can't even breath. That I will go out with my family, my friends, I'll do it any way - I don't care if I'm registered or not, I'm going to try to cheat like hell..."
November 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Like, you all were literally swearing loyalty to this guy less than 60 days ago bsky.app/profile/atru...
AND INCLUDE THE GODDAMN SWEARING!!!!!!
ACCURATE AND ACCESSIBLE SUBTITLES ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 8:32 AM
AND INCLUDE THE GODDAMN SWEARING!!!!!!
anyone that trusts a thing he says before the january swearing-in is a mark
Preemptively mad at takes I know are coming praising Trump for quickly conceding defeat, and claiming the fears he wouldn't were hysteria, as if he hasn't spent the past two years breaking every law on the books and smashing fundamental constitutional principles trying to steal this election.
November 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
anyone that trusts a thing he says before the january swearing-in is a mark
if blasphemy and swearing is bad, why is jesus’ middle name ‘fucking’?
November 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
if blasphemy and swearing is bad, why is jesus’ middle name ‘fucking’?
i don't recall swearing an oath of allegiance to apartheid
November 5, 2026 at 11:08 AM
i don't recall swearing an oath of allegiance to apartheid
gonna be swearing by this for a long time
anyway, in light of recent events, i'm proposing the Stevens Test: if someone backed Haley Stevens in the Michigan Primary, they're not usually worth listening to.
November 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
gonna be swearing by this for a long time
Phoebe Buffay Phoebe Swearing
Alt: Phoebe Buffay Phoebe Swearing
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November 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Refused to join the Brownies when I learned that it involved swearing fealty to the Queen.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Refused to join the Brownies when I learned that it involved swearing fealty to the Queen.
My special interests: infrastructure, swearing a lot, and seeing bigots go down.
[TX Railroad Commissioner regulates the *oil and gas industry* in the state]
[TX Railroad Commissioner regulates the *oil and gas industry* in the state]
Jon Rosenthal, Texas's new Railroad Commissioner: “The dude that posted the online poll last summer asking who’s a bigger threat to America, and the only two choices were Muslims and Jews, tonight this Jewish engineer sends that motherfucker home.” (Texas Tribune)
November 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
My special interests: infrastructure, swearing a lot, and seeing bigots go down.
[TX Railroad Commissioner regulates the *oil and gas industry* in the state]
[TX Railroad Commissioner regulates the *oil and gas industry* in the state]
No one should be swearing in on any religious document. If they are going to place a hand on anything, it should be the Constitution they are swearing an oath to serve an protect.
November 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
No one should be swearing in on any religious document. If they are going to place a hand on anything, it should be the Constitution they are swearing an oath to serve an protect.
Now that would really make MAGAworld rage seeing Abdul El-Sayed showing up for swearing-in in a tan suit in homage to Obama!
November 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Now that would really make MAGAworld rage seeing Abdul El-Sayed showing up for swearing-in in a tan suit in homage to Obama!
Better start gaming out the many ways Miller is going to create chaos to prevent the swearing -in. We need to make sure the swearing-in happens.
November 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Better start gaming out the many ways Miller is going to create chaos to prevent the swearing -in. We need to make sure the swearing-in happens.
swearing my sword to the shogun on a teams meeting
November 7, 2026 at 9:04 AM
swearing my sword to the shogun on a teams meeting
November 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Swearing DOES make you cool
November 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Swearing DOES make you cool
Not so fast. Remember they still have today thru the swearing in to add judges
November 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Not so fast. Remember they still have today thru the swearing in to add judges
He should wear a UMich hat to his swearing-in.
El-Sayed calls out JD Vance, who brawled with the Senate candidate on the campaign trail. "JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in that you're constitutionally-obligated to swear me in in January."
"You know what that means: Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
"You know what that means: Wolverines 1, Buckeyes 0."
November 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
He should wear a UMich hat to his swearing-in.
We really need to shorten the time between election day and swearing in day.
November 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
We really need to shorten the time between election day and swearing in day.
I don't think you'll be changing much after the swearing in
November 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't think you'll be changing much after the swearing in
It's a long way until certification and longer still until swearing in, but I am stunned by the lack of threats that manifested into actual violence related to the election.
It really seems like we killed something in them spiritually.
It really seems like we killed something in them spiritually.
November 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
It's a long way until certification and longer still until swearing in, but I am stunned by the lack of threats that manifested into actual violence related to the election.
It really seems like we killed something in them spiritually.
It really seems like we killed something in them spiritually.
It's Polish swearing hours
November 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's Polish swearing hours
TKO is absolutely swearing the LIV Golf thing lmao
November 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
TKO is absolutely swearing the LIV Golf thing lmao