#talmud
They say I have ADHD, but I prefer to call it BTE (Big Talmud Energy)
November 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
But they were also old friends, and the only two rabbis in town. So of course they met at Greenblatt’s Deli every Tuesday morning to study Talmud. What were they gonna do??

So their relationship was… Complicated. They loved each other, they sometimes kind of hated each other, but not truly,
November 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
No! Unfortunately searching for information or remedies within the Talmud itself will only intensify the symptoms (hashtag welcome to Judaism)
can this be cured by ancient talmudic rituals?
November 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The Torah and the Talmud are different books
November 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
it does kinda sadden me that philosemites on here try to negate antisemitic invective against the talmud by treating it like a series of forum posts.
it is more than that.
November 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
This, but also for the Talmud
@rjelevi.bsky.social
Don’t tell me autism didn’t exist in Ancient Greece and Rome, someone had to remember every line of the Iliad and it sure wasn’t Pliny the Neurotypical
I could remember all the basic trigonometry functions, but instead, I remember every lyric to sugar ray’s “fly”
November 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This should be Exhibit A in "Explaining the Talmud to non-Jews."
November 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Yes, the Talmud is certain that honey is kosher and less certain why (and which explanation is accepted effects the kashrus of analogous products)

One opinion is that it is kosher by an exception by Divine fiat
November 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
None of these words are in the talmud
FROM MISHIMA TO MOMMY MILKY
November 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
ALWAYS for the Talmud
November 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
gonna read Talmud some and then prolly play Zelda until my eyes don’t stay open
November 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Creating my own version of Jewish mysticism dedicated to locating Eden and getting in -- WHICH THE TALMUD SAYS IS ALLOWED FOR THE RIGHTEOUS -- and then eating the tree of life fruit -- WHICH IS NOT FORBIDDEN
November 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
oh gog, apparently CA changed the choreography around Shema a year ago to be more line with Hillel and "common sense," and we're litigating this in Talmud.
November 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Telling him that sure, he can convert, but first I just need to quickly teach him the Torah while he stands on one foot and then I start pulling out the Talmud too.
November 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
And I'm the guy who wrote the "Okay so the Talmud does sort of say Jesus is boiling in feces in the underworld but it doesn't really *mean* that because it's actually just a rabbinic fable and, anyway, what's it to you" thread
🧵 I want a thread I can point people to later about the story about Onkelos in Talmud Gittin 56b-57a. So here it is.
November 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
“The righteous among the nations have a share in the world-to-come.”—Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin

what’s wrong with universalism?
November 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I am not in this business. I run blocklists for people who say nonsense about the Talmud, and there is no sign of someone invoking the Talmud as nothing but a scare word as using it in reference to history and Zionism
November 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Oh it's your definition then

How about you tell me what "historical record of the Talmud" *means*
November 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Superman isn’t from the Tanakh, he’s from the Talmud.
November 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
‘Is Frosty The Snowman A Golem’ - the greatest thread in the history of Talmud, locked by Judah ha-Nasi after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
November 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Shalom friends!
Welcome to The #DafReactions Dictionary, where I define #Talmud terms and what on Earth they mean!
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November 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Sometimes the sages are discussing something in the Talmud, and I'm like, "yeah I have that compulsion too"
November 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
No one who has any idea what they're talking about, whether in Zionist or anti-Zionist camps, includes "the historical record of the Talmud" in their definition of Zionism

It doesn't even make sense
November 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM