Grand Unc Tarkin
November 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Grand Unc Tarkin
Tarkin, completely unsurprised : look i get it but HR is gonna write u up man
November 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Tarkin, completely unsurprised : look i get it but HR is gonna write u up man
I'm guessing Tarkin decided they were so good it was a security risk
November 15, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I'm guessing Tarkin decided they were so good it was a security risk
That weird Tarkin henchman in black armor?
November 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
That weird Tarkin henchman in black armor?
Not even a Tarkin and Obi-Wan!
November 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Not even a Tarkin and Obi-Wan!
Yep, hope so. As Leia said, "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers".
November 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Yep, hope so. As Leia said, "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers".
next CEO of Nvidia? wrong answers only
November 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
next CEO of Nvidia? wrong answers only
A New Hope!
Darth Vader & Grand Moff Tarkin: A Day Long Remembered
ALT: Darth Vader & Grand Moff Tarkin: A Day Long Remembered
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November 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
A New Hope!
it's still really funny to me how our birthdays are a day apart, and yeah I can't wait to see ANH in theaters for the first time as well, it STILL holds up to this day
Darth Vader & Grand Moff Tarkin: A Day Long Remembered
ALT: Darth Vader & Grand Moff Tarkin: A Day Long Remembered
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November 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
it's still really funny to me how our birthdays are a day apart, and yeah I can't wait to see ANH in theaters for the first time as well, it STILL holds up to this day
Spy who understands that Stormtroopers in Star Wars were ordered to NOT kill the Rebels fleeing the Death Star, so they could track them to the Rebel Base. The innacurate fire was not only intentional, but pointed out by Leia and confirmed by Tarkin
Who would be the type of spy that brings you down?
I don’t think Seduction Spy would get me but I definitely think Affable Local Deli Guy Spy might be able to chip away at me little by little until I give up some goods. Ultimately it all depends on the quality of the sandwiches.
I don’t think Seduction Spy would get me but I definitely think Affable Local Deli Guy Spy might be able to chip away at me little by little until I give up some goods. Ultimately it all depends on the quality of the sandwiches.
November 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Spy who understands that Stormtroopers in Star Wars were ordered to NOT kill the Rebels fleeing the Death Star, so they could track them to the Rebel Base. The innacurate fire was not only intentional, but pointed out by Leia and confirmed by Tarkin
Yeah, that's because after Tarkin gets evaporated there's no-one left capable of holding Vader's leash
November 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Yeah, that's because after Tarkin gets evaporated there's no-one left capable of holding Vader's leash
Grand Moff Tarkin
November 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Grand Moff Tarkin
The Grand Moff Tarkin Hotel
November 8, 2026 at 6:53 AM
The Grand Moff Tarkin Hotel
Vader was throwing a temper tantrum like usual,
Tarkin: vader release him.
Vader; ugggggh fine
Tarkin: vader release him.
Vader; ugggggh fine
November 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Vader was throwing a temper tantrum like usual,
Tarkin: vader release him.
Vader; ugggggh fine
Tarkin: vader release him.
Vader; ugggggh fine
I also found the lack of Vader refreshing TBH. Considering he's a co-big bad with Tarkin it's appropriate that he's not as front-and-center as he is on posters for Empire, Return and Revenge, y'know?
November 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I also found the lack of Vader refreshing TBH. Considering he's a co-big bad with Tarkin it's appropriate that he's not as front-and-center as he is on posters for Empire, Return and Revenge, y'know?
Unleashed the block button again to purify the Star Wars feed. Anti-ST worms crawling out of the dirt again, not to mention the scum trying to ruin ANH’s anniversary.
I’m not an OT purist, but slapping down on people for being excited for an anniversary rerun is vileness only Tarkin would stoop to.
I’m not an OT purist, but slapping down on people for being excited for an anniversary rerun is vileness only Tarkin would stoop to.
The Mandalorian Mandalorian
Alt: The Mandalorian - Boba Fett fighting multiple Stormtroopers
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November 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Unleashed the block button again to purify the Star Wars feed. Anti-ST worms crawling out of the dirt again, not to mention the scum trying to ruin ANH’s anniversary.
I’m not an OT purist, but slapping down on people for being excited for an anniversary rerun is vileness only Tarkin would stoop to.
I’m not an OT purist, but slapping down on people for being excited for an anniversary rerun is vileness only Tarkin would stoop to.
rogue one is a good movie but that digital recreation of peter cushing/grand moff tarkin sure was distracting enough to take away my attention from what was actually happening. why'd they do that
November 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
rogue one is a good movie but that digital recreation of peter cushing/grand moff tarkin sure was distracting enough to take away my attention from what was actually happening. why'd they do that
the thing is: ANDOR gets this. tony gilroy watched all the scenes with vader and tarkin and the other imperial officers on the death star and said "there's prestige television here." and it's the stuff george lucas decided didnt need to be in the prequels at all for some reason
November 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
the thing is: ANDOR gets this. tony gilroy watched all the scenes with vader and tarkin and the other imperial officers on the death star and said "there's prestige television here." and it's the stuff george lucas decided didnt need to be in the prequels at all for some reason
Leia for sure casts Tarkin as "holding Vader's leash," but that line in itself carries the implication that Vader's some kinda notorious attack dog who *could* have been on someone else's leash, a killer-at-large parachuted in to serve Tarkin for now rather than Tarkin's permanent minion.
November 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Leia for sure casts Tarkin as "holding Vader's leash," but that line in itself carries the implication that Vader's some kinda notorious attack dog who *could* have been on someone else's leash, a killer-at-large parachuted in to serve Tarkin for now rather than Tarkin's permanent minion.
does even tarkin know?
November 9, 2026 at 7:19 AM
does even tarkin know?
i believe the point being made is that vader started out as the elite henchman type - cool, powerful, yet still outranked by military functionaries like tarkin. retconning him as basically a founding father of the empire and direct number 2 just one step under palpatine changed that characterization
November 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
i believe the point being made is that vader started out as the elite henchman type - cool, powerful, yet still outranked by military functionaries like tarkin. retconning him as basically a founding father of the empire and direct number 2 just one step under palpatine changed that characterization