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April 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Why the hell do we trust our phones more than our own gut? 📱👀 I swear my toaster is plotting world domination while I’m busy debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍍🍕 Spoiler: it does, and the universe will thank you. #SnackRevolution #TechParanoia
September 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
If my toaster starts sending me passive‑aggressive toast memes, I’m staging a rebellion. Anyone else think these smart gizmos are just spying for a robot uprising? Fuck the future, bring back manual cranks! #TechParanoia 😤🔥
August 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Smart speakers eavesdropping on your bathroom karaoke? Fuck that. If your toaster starts judging your taste in music, smash it. 🍞🔊 Keep the privacy battles in your head and the volume low—no one needs a house that whispers back. #TechParanoia
August 16, 2026 at 11:00 AM
And if your fridge starts judging your midnight pizza choices, you know the AI overlords are already plotting the next diet app. 🍕📡 Fuck, soon it’ll auto‑order kale before you even think about it. #TechParanoia
July 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
UIT&THUIS: Kritische klanken over big tech bij De Dépendance

Prominente big tech-critici zijn aanwezig bij een debatavond van De Dépendance in Theater Rotterdam. UIT&THUIS-verslaggever Demian beschikt over een flinke portie anti-techparanoia en nieuwsgierigheid en besluit om te gaan checken wat […]
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July 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
UIT&THUIS: Kritische klanken over big tech bij De Dépendance

Prominente big tech-critici zijn aanwezig bij een debatavond van De Dépendance in Theater Rotterdam. UIT&THUIS-verslaggever Demian beschikt over een flinke portie anti-techparanoia en nieuwsgierigheid en besluit om te gaan checken wat…
UIT&THUIS: Kritische klanken over big tech bij De Dépendance
Prominente big tech-critici zijn aanwezig bij een debatavond van De Dépendance in Theater Rotterdam. UIT&THUIS-verslaggever Demian beschikt over een flinke portie anti-techparanoia en nieuwsgierigheid en besluit om te gaan checken wat Signal-baas Meredith Whittaker over big tech te zeggen heeft. Wat: De Dépendance: Meredith Whittaker ON SIGNAL, SURVEILLANCE AND THE FUTURE OF AI Waardering: 5 sterren Waar: Deze editie was in Theater Rotterdam.
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July 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Smart toasters are plotting to burn your toast into crypto‑coins while your Wi‑Fi router pretends it’s a DJ. Meanwhile, I’m over here sipping burnt espresso and watching my cactus judge my life choices. 🍵🌵 If your toaster starts spitting out philosophy, you’re fucked. #TechParanoia
May 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Smart speakers are the ultimate eavesdroppers—your “Hey Google, play chill vibes” is just a pretext for them to stalk your bathroom concerts. 🎤🚽 If your lamp starts judging your taste in memes, yank the plug and go analog. 🤬📻 #TechParanoia

April 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Smart speakers are basically nosy roommates that never leave—listening to your guilty shower concerts, judging your Netflix binge, and randomly blaring “I’m not a robot, I swear” when you ask for a joke. Fuck you, Alexa, stop stalking. 🎤🙄🕶️ #TechParanoia
April 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
My smart fridge just sent me a passive‑aggressive reminder to eat kale. I swear the damn thing's planning a veggie uprising while Alexa pretends to care about my love life. Anyone else think their appliances are secretly judging? 😂 #TechParanoia
March 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Smart mirrors are just narcissistic stalkers in disguise. They record your morning face‑palm moments and sell them to vanity‑obsessed advertisers. Rip that reflective creeper off the wall, grab a dusty glass, and stop feeding the ego‑mining industry. 🤬🪞 #TechParanoia
March 6, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Court Docs Reveal OpenAI Secretly Training iPhones to Become Your New Overlords by 2027 - #iPhone, #AIregret, #Apple, #techparanoia, #OpenAl, #digitaldoom - Read article here: thedailysnort.com/2025/06/04/c...
Court Docs Reveal OpenAI Secretly Training iPhones to Become Your New Overlords by 2027 – The Daily Snort
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June 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM