Ted Cruz: We could lose every single statewide race in Texas
October 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Ted Cruz: We could lose every single statewide race in Texas
He is so naturally likeable. The opposite of Ted Cruz.
October 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
He is so naturally likeable. The opposite of Ted Cruz.
that one scene from the ted show
October 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
that one scene from the ted show
Ted Lasso and the Believe Sign
ALT: Ted Lasso and the Believe Sign
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November 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
For the record
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
November 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
For the record
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
Don’t worry Ted, we hate, hate, hate you too.
Famous quote by former Senator, Al Franken:
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
Famous quote by former Senator, Al Franken:
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
Ted Cruz Truther 🧵: “i am deeply, deeply worried. What we're seeing across the country is massive Democrat turnout.
“Democrats are showing up. They are energised. They hate, hate, hate Donald Trump.
“Democrats are showing up. They are energised. They hate, hate, hate Donald Trump.
October 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Don’t worry Ted, we hate, hate, hate you too.
Famous quote by former Senator, Al Franken:
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
Famous quote by former Senator, Al Franken:
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
Ted Cruz: We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.
You knew Donald Trump was a psychopath. This is the consequence of your actions. Stop crying Ted.
You knew Donald Trump was a psychopath. This is the consequence of your actions. Stop crying Ted.
October 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Ted Cruz: We could lose every single statewide race in Texas.
You knew Donald Trump was a psychopath. This is the consequence of your actions. Stop crying Ted.
You knew Donald Trump was a psychopath. This is the consequence of your actions. Stop crying Ted.
Wow who kn42 Ted could tell the truth?😳
October 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Wow who kn42 Ted could tell the truth?😳
Ted Lasso's Skeptical Look
ALT: Ted Lasso's Skeptical Look
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November 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Ted the reluctant bee, miss you buddy.
October 31, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Ted the reluctant bee, miss you buddy.
Warnock on Ted Cruz suggesting Muslims won't see heaven: "It's bigotry. Pure and simple. Religious bigotry is bigotry. Republicans know they are losing the argument. It's deeply disheartening, though not terribly surprising, that they are trying to stir up these old demons."
November 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Warnock on Ted Cruz suggesting Muslims won't see heaven: "It's bigotry. Pure and simple. Religious bigotry is bigotry. Republicans know they are losing the argument. It's deeply disheartening, though not terribly surprising, that they are trying to stir up these old demons."
Ted Bundy 1978.
Confession time. I've hit one with a shovel😌
November 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Ted Bundy 1978.
What an incredible coincidence that Ted is suddenly concerned about lobstermen 5 days before the Maine senate election.
October 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
What an incredible coincidence that Ted is suddenly concerned about lobstermen 5 days before the Maine senate election.
Ted Bundy lax in complying with homicide regulations bsky.app/profile/devi...
Remember when they were talking about retail shoppers being lax in complying with state anti-theft laws? Me neither.
October 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Ted Bundy lax in complying with homicide regulations bsky.app/profile/devi...
Well done, Mr. Mayor
Ted Lasso MVP! Happy Birthday Matt
Alt: Ted Lasso MVP! gif
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November 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Well done, Mr. Mayor
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac and Mike Johnson is the Tylenol Killer
October 31, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac and Mike Johnson is the Tylenol Killer
Tucker Carlson got personal on Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), claiming that the senator is a “sad, greasy” man who “doesn’t know how absurd he is.” www.mediaite.com/politics/tuc...
Tucker Carlson Gets Personal on ‘Sad, Greasy’ Ted Cruz: ‘His Personal Life Is a True Disaster’
Tucker Carlson got personal on Sen. Ted Cruz, claiming that the senator is a "sad, greasy" man who "doesn't know how absurd he is."
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October 31, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Tucker Carlson got personal on Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), claiming that the senator is a “sad, greasy” man who “doesn’t know how absurd he is.” www.mediaite.com/politics/tuc...