covered it in crude oil, filtered the result through some of the garbage from the giant floating garbage island in the South Pacific (think Bart Simpsons dolls, Cincinnati Bengals Superbowl champs T-shirts, and AOL CDs)... #whiskyadventcalendar #temuwhiskey

Whisky Advent Calendar day 14- Kyrö Distillery Company Wood Smoke Rye Whisky (sic). Have you ever bought something from Temu? The box arrives, you open the plastic packaging and you get that melted plastic shoe sole smell, regardless of what you bought? #whiskyadventcalendar #temuwhiskey

Well that is like smelling creme brule compared to this crime against humanity. The people of Finland should be rioting in the snow covered streets against this company. They probably bought a bunch of crappy used running shoes, melted them down in a coal fire... #whiskyadventcalendar #temuwhiskey

(I actually used to do this with toy cap guns when that stupid woodpecker was drumming on that chimney cap in our house in Portland, like a madman). SHAME! SHAME! #whiskyadventcalendar #temuwhiskey